Why Do The Most Comfortable Sleeping Positions Have To Be The Most Impossible

Why do the most comfortable sleeping positions have to be the most impossible

Like why can't I just sleep face-down into my pillow

But nooo I have to breathe /silly

erm what the scallop

How many pebbles though, five pebbles??

Rainworld reference????

“fem-presenting” this, “masc-presenting” that. what if i wanna just be Presenting. i am showing you something and you have no idea what it is

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

funny posting bc this guy's life sucks

Can't sleep

Therefore

No context pressure memes

Now I go off to attempt sleep again