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im working hard on the discord and trying to stay up to date with vol5 :heart:

DC

Would yo uguys like a discord server would that like be better instead of letting yall wait :Frown: obviously 13+ *possibly*, but if you're under i am under no responsability

Please tell me why I screamed in excitement after seeing your notification. My mom walked in and asked if I was okay /gen

WELCOME BACK GRJSJSJFHSNS

ohh im just a vast dream now ,im still drawing just not often showing my work

Did u did u know one of my AUs is an inspiration off of this and many more

Awww! Thats really sweet :))

happy to hear ur back, friend :)

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just a heads up

my hyperfixations keep on changing, and currently i've been dragged into I have no mouth and I must scream, Sons of the forest, cry of fear and STILL red dead redemption 2. Also if anyone wants to play lethal company with me i'm up for it

*proceeds to throw a nice clean fluffy blanket at everyone including you :3!!!*

*sounds of fabric moving against itself* *different muffled screams* *nobody can see eachother* *the screams between jonah and mark* YOU AIN'T NEVER GETTING ME INVOLVED IN STATIC AU HELL NAHHHHH I'M NOT SURVIVING ONE MINUTE :skull:

I bet 5 bucks that Adam and or Evelyn will still be humans by the end of static au.

Place the money, you'll have to find out.

you genuinely jump scared me when i saw you in my notifications

WELCOME BACK!!

i hope you're doing well!

Aw ty, i hope you're doing well too :) I came back with rage in my veins. I felt the random urge to write shit again and to mangle innocent characters

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STATIC AU

Nothing would be able to numb the pain. Nothing will be able to numb the pain.

I can merely feel my flesh tearing apart slowly, I hear my heartbeat running strongly, and yet I am alive. The sweet relief of death is not enough to ease me from what I am going through.

If anyone, anything, somewhere, sometime can understand me.

I beg you to kill me. Let me die, let me leave this mangled, yarn like corpse that was once a human. I cannot recognize myself through any surface, through any layer of this foresaken consciousness I was cursed to have.

I will never forget how loud I screamed. How hard I fought. How I begged, and prayed, and cried. How I yielded for it to just kill me instead of putting me through it's foresaken, yellow, rotten teeth, and those eyes. Those eyes. How they'd constantly stare at me while I bled, feeling the rough, ruvid, concrete street. I didn't dare move, as if I did, I believed the pain would've worsened.

I can't keep going like this. I want to hug people again, I want to hold animals, I want to cook, I want to dress pretty again, I want to be complimented like I was once. I missed the warmth of words that strangers or friends or family would carry.

That sweet affection will never be given to me again.

I'm nothing but a mess of vital fibers.

I cannot be loved.

I will not be loved.

Some of the art i did while i was gone for over 300 years. Warning, this next one contains suicide and blood and it's quite old and i have healed a lot better so um

If you want to Oc-fiy the Static AU characters, go right ahead! We don't want you to feel uncomfortable about it. <:]

I know it's late as hell but: I did the au because i wanted something to be an "other universe" where everything is way worse, if i turn them into OCs, it's just a random story nobody will ever care for. I wanted to have a chance at being atleast known, but have the story connected principaly to alternates, human empathy and the idea of being that take forms of others or mangle people, that's why. So yeah static au wasn't oc-fied because i wanted to be known might be a bit selfish but hhnrgh

Yknow what

Maybe I WILL restart writing and drawing static au.

wake up new hyperfixation

Sons of the forest. SONS OF THE FOREST SONS OF THE

I eat gutairs

usually I'd spell it as guitars , I don't know what you're eating but you do you !

I hope you get better :(

*sends flowers and get well cards*

thank you <33

hey guys just to tell you

I'm sick , again , but this time I got monosided tonsillitis and serious nausea where as I couldn't eat for two days and still can't and I find it hard to move

so if I'm gone you know why

have a flower 🌸

Happy BIRTHDAY JONAH MADE IN COLLAAAB WIIIITHH

@inkythewolf333

shoots my early Easter beam at you

ion really celebrate it 🗣️

(ty have a nice Easter :)) )

real trans goal is playin g ponytown as narrator from fight club

jonah is such a silly

so real

I never thought I'd see the day where shmorp and saladtweezers would be in the same post/

it's all in your head ! It was a reblog! Although even after static au was written , schmorp and Pom were big inspirations .

I'm breaking their hearts

Think you the shit bitch