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valerio (val ; vale)he.xe.purrFuck it, static au is back.I do NOT take any responsability for any sort of triggers (unless forgetting to mention them in the blogs).This AU is very blood/gore/graphic based.

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STATIC AU Shitpost

STATIC AU shitpost

Joke but jonah's face may still be a bit weird for some .

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STATIC AU Shitpost
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More Posts from Saladtweezers

1 year ago

your au is consuming me sjslsjlsshsksjsk/Pos

I'm very happy and grateful for all the SUPPOORRTTY AGGH!!!!!! THANK YOU ALL

1 year ago

Just gonna give you a bit of advice because it seems like you’re new to tumblr.

there’s a way to put things ‘under a cut’ which I can explain to you in more detail if you want.

Also the alt text is used for screen readers though I’ve heard it doesn’t work well. If you’re gonna use it try to use it to describe an image. Also if you don’t want to spam but still wanna add tags to a post with a certain character so people can tell who they are you can do “[au name] Jonah “ or “[au name] mark”

I hope this helps

this really helps thank you :)

1 year ago

Is Jonah dead? Undead? What happened to bro

Static AU had a long journey but I've chosen for the story to revolve around some sort of virus-bacterial infection ! Mark coughed on their hand and then Jonah rubbed her eye , causing them to get infected, but not an alternate . Although , infections can vary from person . Jonah is alive .

1 year ago

Whats your favourite tmc character(s)?

Mark . Mark Heathcliff . Mark Heathcliff . Mark Heathcliff . Mark . Mark. Mark . Mark Heathcliff . Mark Heathcliff . Did I mention Mark Heathcliff ? My favorite is Mark Heathcliff . Mark . Mark Heathcliff . Mark . I think I forgot to say Mark Heathcliff .

Mark.

1 year ago

STATIC AU Part 4 - static au TW: graphic description

The days went on with the infection . More alternated and innocent people to shoot . Cesar and Adam were still on the lookout for Evelyn .

At some point , Cesar left Sarah with Mark and their cat . A gray , British short-hair . A sweetie , really . Cesar knew Sarah would be the first to pick up a gun in emergencies , he trusted her . While walking with Adam , Cesar picked up his phone to call his mom and check up on her . 5 rings and she didn't pick up . He asked Adam if they could stay a bit longer so he could check on his mom. Adam was hesitant but knew Cesar had a huge soft spot for his mother . He allowed him , deciding to follow along from a distance .

Cesar's house reveled to have had it's lock busted . It has been a long time since he was home and his mom hasn't texted him since he stayed to look over Mark . She slowly walked in , careful to not blast a shot into the vaccuum of the house . That's when Cesar heard sounds of a struggling breathing person . He rushed through , calling for his mom desperately , bursting through doors with tears welling in his eyes . Cesar opened the final door , his mom's bedroom .

Whatever it was , it wasn't her mom . Cesar sobbed as he backed up . Her face looked disfigured , a bloody , dismembered and degloved face , as if she was mauled . But she was past that stage . The mother was still alive , in some weird way .

" Mom . . ? "

Cesar sobbed louder , stepping back as he pointed the shotgun at his very own mom . The one he loved the dearest . He couldn't bring himself to do it , but he had to .

It wasn't his mom anymore .

He pulled the trigger , splattering the poor woman's brain matter all over the walls and ceiling .

Cesar dropped the shotgun as he held his face , his nails desperately clawing into his eyes as he cried and weeped . Adam walked in within the scenario , unable to properly comfort Cesar . He could only hug him .

Cesar stayed for good 30 minutes with his mom , unable to come closer due to the risk of infection . He dropped his lapel rose on her and had to let go of her , following Adam back to looking for Evelyn .

I miss you , mom .


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