I Would Like To Present For Your Consideration, The Crystals Shop Employees, But In An AU Where They




I would like to present for your consideration, The Crystals Shop Employees, but in an AU where they team up and start hunting rituals in an attempt to figure out what the fuck is happening to them. Or, Jane pressures Oliver into checking out some weird shit, and they run into Gertrude. Chaos ensues. I just like making buddy comedies that shouldn’t exist out of media with a lot of plot lines, especially when they don’t make enough jokes about the Crystal and Tarot shop where the worm monster and sleepy grim reaper work.
Jane Prentiss:
-she is still very much Corruption alined, however rather than immediately going full Flesh Hive, she talks to Oliver and sort of manages to hold it back a little. So she’s still infected and it’s spreading, but she’s holding it at bay just enough. She wears bandages and thick clothes to cover where her skin is getting eaten. She does go full Flesh Hive on occasion but only when she calls upon The Crawling Rot. She is closer to a full blown avatar here, and still does all of her usual things, including blacking out for long periods of time and trapping Martin in his apartment. And leads the attack on the institute like usual.
Oliver Banks:
-man is very tired. He mentions to Jane in passing that he went to the Magnus Institute, and she, who had also gone, latches into it and Oliver, dragging him against his will to start looking into this stuff, they probably end up visiting the Church of the Divine Host at some point. The two of them meet Gertrude exactly once, and she tells them just enough to get both of them very worried. Martin Blackwood makes a trip to the crystal shop at ask about Jane at some point and Oliver doesn’t say anything useful, Martin leaves with an unfavorable impression of the him. After Gertrude dies and Jane starts slipping into full Flesh Hive more often, Jane gets the idea to attack the Magnus Institute directly, and tells Oliver to stay behind. Oliver starts seeing the Black Tendrils around Jane when she starts explaining her plan, her last words to him are “live a good life Oliver Banks”
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