I Seen The Posts About How Morgott Legit Growls When He Breathes

I seen the posts about how morgott legit growls when he breathes

And the fact it sounds like a LION is so fitting, for obvious reasons

I still want to hear him roar, like, a beast. If he can sound like that just breathing, he can sure as hell roar like a lion too

big tiddy goth goblin returns

just started playing blasphemous and im so dogshit at the game i cant even make it past the snow area because the fucking bell ghosts keep hoeing me over and over

Edit: new worst enemy in the game is the metal lion head c*** that throw anchors at you and take like 20% of your health, they can suck a dick!!!! Fuck that entire area they're in too, with the shitty magic lightning and goop zombies!!

Edit 2: is it normal that you barely do any damage at all to the big snake boss and the catacombs lady???? Because why tf are they so hard?????

Edit 3: when crisanta yells she sounds like someone shouting while sneezing lololol

If they make a blasphemous 3 it should be about either Eviterno (the first penitent one) or Crisanta. Crisanta gives me hornet vibes from her boss fight and dialogue, and they could probably get away with giving her her own game (like silksong). On the other hand, Eviterno is a whole can of worms I'd like to crack open.. he's old so that's a lot of background to cover in a videogame

Candelabrian 🕯

They guard the sanctity of the library in my argosphere au. Defilers of books and nuisance guests get the poker! Trust me when I say you don't want to aggro more than one of these things

A fucking penitent clown that whacks bosses with a spoon until they die

My sin was being a silly lil dude