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Not seusax having to give marmot the talk since he thinks babies actually come from that damn tree 🤦

If they make a blasphemous 3 it should be about either Eviterno (the first penitent one) or Crisanta. Crisanta gives me hornet vibes from her boss fight and dialogue, and they could probably get away with giving her her own game (like silksong). On the other hand, Eviterno is a whole can of worms I'd like to crack open.. he's old so that's a lot of background to cover in a videogame

Cult of the llama blorbo out of nowhere, surprise watch out!!!

I think I deleted it like a dumbass but instead of five childish ahh gods he's fighting three inner demons invoked by the LSD induced awakening of his mind, body, and soul

The cult is just a plus 😂 some shit he started because he was high and a friend was like "yeah bro, go crazy"

And his weapon of choice is a giant bong because yes

How do you say "get fucked" in latin so I can name my penitent clown's giant spoon that??

Alright so Leofric and his peeps live in a place I'm calling Greywinde for now. It's like Mt. Gelmir, but cold af, black mountains, harsh conditions, and you can't see shit up there

It's stuck in a perpetual storm, and there's a great beast; a giant wolf that causes it. And I ain't talking like the red wolf boss. This fucking thing is the size of Fenrir from GOWR. Styrmir is its name. It's hide is the clouds and it's speed is the wind, it's growl is the thunder and it's howl is the lightning. They worship it like leyndell mfs worship the erdtree. If you have 'eyes of the storm' like these omens do, you can navigate this place better

They are covered in feral floof with a big ol tail. Products of their environment, mostly, but also partly from the magic residue leftover by Styrmir, along with the scary teeth and claws

They consist of acolytes like Leofric, dressed like clerics if they were also knights. I wouldn't necessarily say they're friendly. They're civilized, but they just kinda stare........ ambivalent towards tarnished. The oldest ones are covered in horns all over, and they usually stay within the old chapels up there, meditating forever

Wolves don't attack them, but they aren't their pets. They just coexist and fight together sometimes 🤷‍♂️

These lot draw power from the storm like Messmer with fire, and they can ROAR (fuck yes bro). Leofric could give Maliketh a run for his money. Orifel is up there right now chilling with them 🤘

That's about it for Leofric blorbo ✨

Im gonna draw em all in the same room one day

The penitent clown, the ashen idiot, and the goofy tarnished and whoever else comes after them

"Wait, you're not the penitent one.."

"Yeah im filling in for him"

*the penitent one is locked up in a fucking closet somewhere*

Guys the back of the spoon has a smiley on it

Imagine :D being the last thing you see before you get whacked into the other side of the dream

A fucking penitent clown that whacks bosses with a spoon until they die

My sin was being a silly lil dude

@migraineegg

My hat is so totally a waffle cone too

exactly 😂

Can my penitent mask just be a big stupid fucking smile and squinty eyes please? Thanks- what do you mean I'm not taking atonement seriously???

oh no, not another one

when you make another omen oc and a whole region with em thats like "haha wolves go brr"

anyways, leofric ✨

will blorb about later, byyyyye

Can my penitent mask just be a big stupid fucking smile and squinty eyes please? Thanks- what do you mean I'm not taking atonement seriously???

mhm

yeah

I seen the posts about how morgott legit growls when he breathes

And the fact it sounds like a LION is so fitting, for obvious reasons

I still want to hear him roar, like, a beast. If he can sound like that just breathing, he can sure as hell roar like a lion too

I love him. He is wifey. You got me thinking of making another omen oc (lord help me if i get around to doing it)

My Elden Ring OC, Godwulf, because I just think Omens are real neat. A cousin or something of Godrick. Scheming wizard who likes to dress real fancy and has depressing lore.

Giant baby-headed maggot creatoid from my weird ahh dream

Okay so..

The miracle turned her lust into a weapon in exchange for what it was worth (filled her vahina full of rose thorns). Her sword, carissime/i (supposed to mean "my dearest" in latin), is a rapier whose handle was a silver phallus belonging to her first, with the blade splitting through the base of the urethra. Her armor was of the many grasping hands of her past consorts, now touched by midas. Her penitent helm is adored by the horns of a succubi and both eyes are covered to bring attention to how powerful her nature to charm is

Not that it stops anything honestly, lmao. She managed to fuck the warden and turn bro into a loyal steed 💀

Her mom's (Ermisinda) a harem mistress, big but not giant. She has two twin half sisters (Carmen and Camila) who abduct mfs into it like a pair of sirens. Her dad (Estevan) is a pathetic sex addicted slave to dommy mommies (gee wonder where it came from), and her half brother (Marquis) got super fucked by the miracle. He's incredibly feminine, so it gave him a woman's anatomy and a massive dick. He's also giant, and wears a black veil to hide his identity

They're all part of the same 'convent' if you'd.. call it that, subbing to the belief that the miracle is like a being with an insatiable thirst for sacrifice, and that it must be satisfied in order to give out favors. Let's just say a lot of people who join Ermisinda's harem that go in, don't come back out, lol..

Now idk how pure his holiness deems himself to be but I don't imagine he'd approve of this bad behavior. Lascivia sent him a bday card with a nude attached once. She never got a reply back either, lmfao

Ight I'm done blorbing bout the harlot for now 😂😂

guys the harlot has lore that's based in a made up dlc called sin of lascivia that I'm about to blorb the shit out of

big tiddy goth goblin returns

le penitent harlot

who's consort's grasping hands make thine armor who's festering lust hast become thine strength who's mere presence grabs even the attention of his holiness..

but not the penitent one apparently, lol

not all reapers wield scythes, some wield shovels

just started playing blasphemous and im so dogshit at the game i cant even make it past the snow area because the fucking bell ghosts keep hoeing me over and over

Edit: new worst enemy in the game is the metal lion head c*** that throw anchors at you and take like 20% of your health, they can suck a dick!!!! Fuck that entire area they're in too, with the shitty magic lightning and goop zombies!!

Edit 2: is it normal that you barely do any damage at all to the big snake boss and the catacombs lady???? Because why tf are they so hard?????

Edit 3: when crisanta yells she sounds like someone shouting while sneezing lololol

Moon maiden 🌙✨

Candelabrian 🕯

They guard the sanctity of the library in my argosphere au. Defilers of books and nuisance guests get the poker! Trust me when I say you don't want to aggro more than one of these things