To Be Irish Is To Know That In The End The World Will Break Your Heart.

To be Irish is to know that in the end the world will break your heart.

Daniel Patrick Moynihan 

True that, True Detective.

Ugh. This 65 degree weather has ruined my annual Christmas card photo. Even the most perverted snowman would disintegrate in these conditions.... (at Arlington Massahusetts)

Caffeine-based fetish pic?  Unfortunately not - found a copy of this outrageously misogynistic print ad for Chase & Sanborn Coffee via a 'Cape Cod History' facebook page. 

Harwich, MA native and wife-beating enthusiast Caleb Chase introduced canned coffee in 1878.  And it sucks.

1952:  Buy canned coffee and save yourself from a beating.

2016:  Buy canned coffee and you deserve a beating.  From me. 

Nailed it!