Samesoup-reheated - Tyrell In The Streets / Piper In The Sheets

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HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (2022-) SHREK (2001)

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Thank you for your service, Cregan Stark.

See you at the end of next season, probably.

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robert era westeros dashboard simulation

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐉 rhaegarsvalyria—deactivated

imagine you are lost targaryen princess danaerys marrying your dear brother, prince viserys targaryen 🤍👰🏼‍♀️

📜 citadelscribe

deactivated… king robert got them

🐺 starkupdates

if you don’t speak politics ned’s basically saying ‘not this time, cunt - papa wolf ned isn’t letting you fuck with his pack. while we’re at it, you’re a terrible jouster, bitch!’ to jaime lannister. who else is doing it like him!!

🥘 bowlofbrown

crying at this they’re both lords they DO NOT care if you live or die. what’s wrong with you people

🌞 bowedbentbroken

aren’t their families literally intermarrying

🪵 riverlandspussy

serfs would stan a dog if it was landed

🐊 lizardlion

bracken dick would be good if they didn’t talk about how much better they fuck than the blackwoods the entire time

🌳 oldegodluvrr

why house blackwood stays 🔛🔝

🗝 livesbythefingers

i have terrible news about what blackwoods also talk about during sex

🔥 melisandre

the red represents projected support for STANNIS BARATHEON - king robert’s once and future HEIR

🦑 saltmalewife

shitting myself at this

🐦 muttonmouthed

stannis there’s doubts near the bloody gate watch out !!

💘 luckylikestcriston

🎭 silkyourstreet

every so often someone accidentally reinvents the fourth council of baelor

🦀 celtigwhore

how is crone not sweeping do you people hate women

🫁 maidenless

JON ARRYN STILL DEAD 🦀🦀🦀

🐴 littlestfrey

why are we celebrating? what did he do? /gen

📜 citadelscribe

known cuckold

🌞 bowedbentbroken

do you think littlefinger and varys ever no i shan’t say

🪸 patchpatchpatchface

on earth, the lords eat roast, and the peasants gruel !! in hell, the lords eat gruel, and the peasants roast !!

🪨 dragonstoner

another patchface banger

🦑 saltmalewife

the man cannot miss

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"Winterfell's daughter. We heard she killed the king with a spell, and afterward changed into a wolf with big leather wings like a bat, and flew out a tower window."

That's stupid. Arya thought. Sansa only knows songs, not spells.

The Hound poured a cup of wine for Arya and another for himself, and drank it down while staring at the hearthfire. "The little bird flew away, did she? Well, bloody good for her." (ASOS Arya XIII)

bad bitch Carmen Cortez from the 2000s masterpiece Spy Kids, dressed in her maroon school clothes, emphatically asserts that there is no way her parents could be international espionage agents because they are frankly lacking to the extreme in cool. Grey text boxes are superimposed over key dialogue to change the meaning to Arya emphatically asserting that there is no way her silly sister Sansa could have the will or the power to pull off a magical regicide such as the one described in the above quoted text.

Lucille Bluth (rip Julie Walters), an aged, stunning woman, here gives voice to another problematic parental figure, Mr. the Hound. She is seated delicately on a finely upholstered chaise lounge, clutching, equally delicately, a superimposed image of an overflowing horn of beer. We don't know what she's looking at, but her expression conveys congratulations and a sense of quiet yearning for the bravery to commit such an act as she says, almost to herself, "Good for her."

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asoiaf BITCHCRAFT this has been an endorsement for regicide

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Jaime and Brienne cross swords in the Riverlands. Brienne is driving Jaime back, and looks murderous. Jaime is tilted back from her lunge, and looks faintly delighted.

Catelyn stares forward with a disgusted expression. Brienne stands just behind her. The top of her head is out of frame, so only her surprised mouth is visible.

Catelyn's hands. She holds the hilt of the Valyrian steel dagger in her right hand, and rests the twisted blade in her left, displaying where it scarred her palm.

Brienne kneels at Lady Stoneheart's feet with an imploring expression. Stoneheart's face is hidden by her hood, but long pale hair hangs down her front. The image is zoomed out to show Hyle and Podrick captured, several members of the Brotherhood, and the sword at Brienne's back, but these fade into the background. Only Brienne and Stoneheart are illuminated.

Four men laugh amongst themselves. Their figures are vague, and their eyes cut off by the top of the frame.

Brienne sits in a loose shift at a dresser. The back of her head and the choppy ends of her hair are framed by a round, pale mirror.

Brienne stands next to Renly's side on a dark night. Renly faces forward, a baratheon sigil on his back, which faces the viewer. Brienne stands in armor and rainbow cloak, her head turned just slightly to face him.

Renly hangs limp in Brienne's arms, blood spilling from his throat. Brienne's head tilts down to him, her face anguished.

Jaime and Cersei stand next to each other, heads tilted together as if sharing a joke. Both still have long hair, and it tangles together in one curly mass between them. Their eyes are out of frame or covered by hair, but a pair of cruel smiles is still visible.

Jaime's manacled right hand stretches tight against a chain, fingers strained in a claw.

A snarling lion with blank eyes crouches on a floor. Gore drips from its mouth and claws onto the stones.

Five figures with blank eyes stare out of a black background. They are Starks: Ned, Arya, Bran, Sansa, and Robb, who holds the bloody head of Grey Wind. Their hair and clothes blow to the left in the wind.

Brienne and Jaime stand against the wall of the bear pit. Jaime, on the right, stares forward. His right arm and bandaged stump are cast out over Brienne's torso as if to protect her. She looks both irritated and vaguely confused.

Jaime and Brienne frown at each other across a table in the White Sword Tower. Brienne stands above him as he sits, as if she is about to leave. Both look frustrated.

Brienne on a horse, her back to the viewer. Dark, twisted trees encroach from her sides. Oathkeeper is barely visible on her hip.

Been meaning to post these! These are all the frames from my ‘Silver Dagger’ project (which you can watch here) without the lyrics and in higher definition! It’s probably my favorite project I’ve done for any fandom :’)

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