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ranking best asoiaf crimes:
1)the martells killing daeron i at a peace conference-he fucked around he found out!!!
2)aemond trying to choke an envoy sorry that was funny
3)maegor-the women community have forgiven maegor targaryen!!!
4)mel burning ppl alive...your honour the prophecy she misinterpreted told her to do it shes innocent
5)lady stoneheart threatening to hang a child her supreme milf psycho slay
6)visenya targaryen usurping the throne for her demon blood magic baby son MOTHER
Cerseiโs the type of person who would tattoo her own name on herself
Driftmark was so foundational for Alicent stans
this is so embarrassing, but is anyone doing Game of Thrones or House of the Dragon roleplay?
I haven't rp with a human for years ๐ญ ahahah I don't know how to find anyone now
Starks arenโt ugly
I think a big part of equalling "Stark looks" with plainness or even straight up ugliness is because THE in-house remaining Stark for the sake of reference is Ned, and Ned is notably plain. But the thing about that is he seems to have been an outlier at that. He and his siblings all had the "Stark looks", coming from a marriage of two Stark cousins.
Truth be told, Ned is rather ascertained by Catelyn as merely "shortER and plainER" than Brandon, but Brandon was the desirable fuckboi of the North back in the day. Lyanna, likewise, isn't only described as pretty only by Northern relatives, but also by a Southern marriage pretender with notable wandering eyes for anything pretty, and even an indifferent Lannister just putting it out there as some off-handed, irrelevant fact. No one cares enough for Benjen to note on his looks because he is an irrelevant figure to the outer world, gone to the NW since near childhood, so statistically Ned remains an outlier as a "plainER" (again, not even ugliness which the author is never shy to outright point out in a character) guy among the Stark family, while simultaneously being the only reper for "Stark looks" among anyone alive.
It would make sense that even not necessarily ill meaning fans would be blindsided by not looking at the full picture. But the fact is "Stark looks" aren't inherently unattractive or even merely plain or indifferent, and that Jon is of course logistically likened to Ned from the outside by default (as "father" and only Stark reference around for most people), but he himself is Lyanna's son (with a notably handsome man), and a young Lyanna is mistaken for Arya in a vision memory, not merely assured by an indulging father.
But, most importantly, at the end of the day, AGAIN, "looking like a Stark" is statistically/historically associated with attractiveness, particularly as ascertained by the other sex.
A pyre for snow, i rather like this title.
If I were an ASOIAF book, what would my title be?
Birth Month:
Jan = The Blood of
Feb = A Tryst with
Mar = The Tower of
Apr = The Farce of
May = A Sword for
Jun = A Time for
Jul = A Promise of
Aug = A Season for
Sep = The Mists of
Oct = The Shadow of
Nov = A Pyre for
Dec = The Music of
Birth Date:
1 = Fools
2 = Fortune
3 = Steel
4 = Snow
5 = Crypts
6 = Cradles
7 = Truth
8 = Hope
9 = Ashes
10 = Skulls
11 = Roses
12 = Ravens
13 = Revelry
14 = Madness
15 = Sacrifice
16 = Tears
17 = Stars
18 = Knights
19 = Mystery
20 = Memory
21 = Dreams
22 = Sorrow
23 = Widows
24 = Princes
25 = Queens
26 = Carrion
27 = Beasts
28 = Krakens
29 = Wolves
30 = Dawn
31 = Night
This show is full of so many wasted opportunities
Pulled from Twitter.
I am having the biggest temper tantrum rn.
@thewitchqueenofharrenhal
I drew this in 2019 right after Iโve watched the final episode of Game of Thrones, in grief for my favorite character. I havenโt redrawn or edited it in digital since itโs dear to me as it is.
Night King: *kills Theon*
Sansa: Ser that is my emotional support squid.
Oh, itโs funny because itโs true.
I reject your canon and substitute my own.
This happens to me quite a bit.
twoiaf meme : The Stormlands edition 6 moments โ The Green Queen holds the Rainwood | 1/6
"๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฌ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฌ ๐ฉ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐'๐ฌ ๐ก๐๐๐ซ๐ญ" -- "๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ก๐๐ฏ๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฏ๐๐ ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ , ๐ง๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐."
{๐๐ช๐๐ก ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐๐๐ as ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฌ๐๐ก}
๐๐
New update to Dance of Ice and Fire out
House Targaryen before Robert`s Rebellion.
Proof that Catelyn is asoiaf jesus:
-> has stigmata (valyrian steel dagger wounds)
-> died after being betrayed
-> was resurrected THREE DAYS after her death
