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Britta Perry !!!!!!!!!!!!!

britta perry !!!!!!!!!!!!!

britta with a textpost that reads " the sink is designed to contain the faucet. the faucet is built to test the limits of the sink. this is what's known as a relationship, or dynamic, or something "
britta with a tweet that reads " wearing glasses to the library feels like wearing a band's t shirt to their concert "
britta perry from community with a tweet that reads " i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog "
britta with a tweet that reads " whoever said matter cannot be destroyed or created never saw me face this blunt "
britta confronting professor slater with a textpost that reads " just because i smoke the cheapest, most dirt laced, stem packed and weed whacked, dried oregano shred ass, autumn colored trench shit. that pre milled into fucking corn meal type dispo scrap crap. doesn't mean i'm less worthy of love. "
britta with a textpost that reads " maybe cain wouldn't have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock "
britta perry with a textpost that reads " men invented gay sex so they could have gay sex with each other "
britta with an instagram create post that reads " i need a shock collar that zaps me every time i start liking a man who doesn't care if i live or die "
britta in a cage with an instagram create post that reads " what's your birthstone? mine is rock bottom "
britta with two imessages that read " grr don't " and " you kids and your ooowoooo garbage. not lit "

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

dean craig pelton !!!!!!!!!

dean craig pelton from community with a tweet that reads " widening my eyes and whispering ' ...the prophecy ' when you take off your shirt "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " change isn't even that scary. i am literally inhabited by a different soul every time i wake up like the last renter dies during the night and the landlord silently moves in the next spirit desperate to be whole again. and i'm fine "
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dean pelton with a textpost that reads " spiders have got to figure out contracting i need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like ' hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back. ' and then lay it in spider currency. i'll learn the conversion rates. i'll be generous with my rounding. please. "
dean pelton with a tweet that reads " i mean he apologized for it and his dick is ten inches throbbing and he has anxiety and panic attacks and i want him to fuck me i rlly don't think it was on purpose "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " at the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit? "
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dean pelton with a textpost that reads " they call it tasteful bulge because i'm. i'm. i am tasting it "
dean pelton with a 4chan greentext that reads " > find pictures of cars / > post fake ads for low prices / > when someone inquires i forward them a picture of my asshole / i don't know why i do this "

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