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samwellthembo
11 months ago

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

samwellthembo
1 year ago

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

samwellthembo
1 year ago
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?
WSJ Magazine InterviewWhat's The One Role You'd Like To Redo And Why?

WSJ Magazine interview What's the one role you'd like to redo and why?

samwellthembo
1 year ago
samwellthembo - samwell
samwellthembo
1 year ago
Wet Beast Rotation

Wet Beast Rotation

samwellthembo
1 year ago

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

samwellthembo
1 year ago

dean craig pelton !!!!!!!!!

dean craig pelton from community with a tweet that reads " widening my eyes and whispering ' ...the prophecy ' when you take off your shirt "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " change isn't even that scary. i am literally inhabited by a different soul every time i wake up like the last renter dies during the night and the landlord silently moves in the next spirit desperate to be whole again. and i'm fine "
dean pelton with a tweet that reads " there's no way waterboarding is that bad. might try it on myself and see what's up "
dean pelton with a tweet that reads " every time the month has a 31st that 31st should be a halloween. may halloween and july halloween would be unstoppable holidays "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " spiders have got to figure out contracting i need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like ' hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back. ' and then lay it in spider currency. i'll learn the conversion rates. i'll be generous with my rounding. please. "
dean pelton with a tweet that reads " i mean he apologized for it and his dick is ten inches throbbing and he has anxiety and panic attacks and i want him to fuck me i rlly don't think it was on purpose "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " at the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit? "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " i went out for milk and ended up making like 6 new friends, marching in a parade, reuniting with one of my childhood friends, watched a drag queen eviscerate a piñata and also forgot to buy the milk "
dean pelton with a textpost that reads " they call it tasteful bulge because i'm. i'm. i am tasting it "
dean pelton with a 4chan greentext that reads " > find pictures of cars / > post fake ads for low prices / > when someone inquires i forward them a picture of my asshole / i don't know why i do this "

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

the episode where jeff supposedly gets jealous of rich for being with annie will never make sense to me because it's like... he seemed really interested in who annie was dating until he realized it was rich. Rich is the problem. I think he wants rich

samwellthembo
1 year ago

abed nadir !!!!!!!!

abed nadir from community with a textpost that reads " i love logging on from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i'm trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go 'actually... I Own The Place' "
abed with a textpost that reads " interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild "
abed in the "dinner with andre" episode of community with a tweet that reads " i'll take the fajitas, and please let them cool off a bit and bring them out on a standard plate. i don't need a fucking spectacle. "
abed with a textpost that reads " if you have a crush on me just come talk to me and i promise you will get over it "
abed with a tweet that reads " [ getting mad at my friend who's a crane operator ] you would have nothing to do if everything was already where it needed to be. you could only thrive in a world of disorder. "
abed zoning out with a textpost that reads " if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you're a part of "
abed in " messianic myths and ancient peoples " with a textpost that reads " jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board "
abed with a tweet that reads " (warning you about somebody dangerous) he would hurt a fly "
abed in the dreamatorium with a textpost that reads " just found the perfect tempo for pacing in my cage "
abed with a textpost that reads " starting to think some of y'all aren't serious about finding beauty in the grotesque "
samwellthembo
1 year ago

britta perry !!!!!!!!!!!!!

britta with a textpost that reads " the sink is designed to contain the faucet. the faucet is built to test the limits of the sink. this is what's known as a relationship, or dynamic, or something "
britta with a tweet that reads " wearing glasses to the library feels like wearing a band's t shirt to their concert "
britta perry from community with a tweet that reads " i'll never be a meal prep girl i much prefer the agony and the ecstasy of scrounging around for sustenance like a dog "
britta with a tweet that reads " whoever said matter cannot be destroyed or created never saw me face this blunt "
britta confronting professor slater with a textpost that reads " just because i smoke the cheapest, most dirt laced, stem packed and weed whacked, dried oregano shred ass, autumn colored trench shit. that pre milled into fucking corn meal type dispo scrap crap. doesn't mean i'm less worthy of love. "
britta with a textpost that reads " maybe cain wouldn't have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock "
britta perry with a textpost that reads " men invented gay sex so they could have gay sex with each other "
britta with an instagram create post that reads " i need a shock collar that zaps me every time i start liking a man who doesn't care if i live or die "
britta in a cage with an instagram create post that reads " what's your birthstone? mine is rock bottom "
britta with two imessages that read " grr don't " and " you kids and your ooowoooo garbage. not lit "

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

samwellthembo
1 year ago

troy barnes !!!!!!!

troy barnes from community with a textpost that reads " just got kicked out of starbucks again for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything. "
troy with a textpost that reads " voltage is just how bad the electricity wants to be your friend. " below the textpost is a reblog from the original poster that reads " current is how hard it leaps into your arms "
troy with a textpost that reads " autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. like maternity leave. "
troy with a textpost that reads " a random old lady walked up to me on the street and asked if i was autistic. i told her i wasn't sure, and she said, 'would you like to be?' "
troy with a tweet that reads " i'm a pick me man. anything a woman says is true and all men suck. i'm proud of this. i should light myself on fire just to make one woman feel warm "
troy with a tweet that reads " I  AM  HAUNTED  BY  A   PAST I  CANT  CHANGE   !!! anyways  Haiii :33"
troy with a textpost that reads " happy pride month to all the Fine Ass Girls out there. or FAGs for short "
troy with a textpost that reads " if cis people are so great why don't they have a siberian orchestra "
troy with a tweet that reads " casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby "
troy with a tweet that reads " data is the new oil. read that in the paper today. also texting is the new cumming? but only if you're 23. i don't know. i don't leave my house anymore. when i leave the house i am punished by strange powers "

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

What did we all learn in the haunted alien vhs?

Russell: to open up and be part of a community

Usha: change is necessary

Wendell: trust in family and believe in yourself

Liv: suits feel pretty nice

Paula: divorce is always temporary

Dang: if you set your heart to it, you can kill 1.4 billion people

samwellthembo
1 year ago

Polyamorous folks figure out REAL QUICK shit's so much easier if you just say it. "Hey, can you compliment me?" "Hey I want to do something special with you soon. Would you please schedule something for next week?" "I'm feeling really unloved, help me convince my brain its being dumb?"

If you can just duct tape over the voice in your head that says "its not real if you have to ask", long enough to get the words out, you could have it all, babe.

This is advice to everyone but especially cishet monogs

samwellthembo
1 year ago

why the hell does Five blindly trust the other Fives in the diner scene when they tell him to erase the entire family out of existence??? Five who we have seen not even trust himself from the same timeline just from the past?? Five would never trust a bunch of alternate timeline Fives telling him to just kill the whole ass family! sure he goes to the diner when he's being all mopey about Lila (which is already out of character) and running out of options but i would argue this is even more out of character for Five then the entire Five x Lila storyline

samwellthembo
1 year ago

ify may have become the GM for 60 seconds but we're ignoring the fact that brennan became a part of the Gender Cascade for 60 seconds

samwellthembo
1 year ago
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...
Not My Usual Content, But I Made Something I Wanted To Share...

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

samwellthembo
1 year ago

I think I’ve seen some similar takes on this already but the whole lila and five get stuck in the time line subway subplot had a lot of potential actually but they just BUTCHERED it with the whole romance thing

imo the could have just done this:

- show them bickering and arguing, fighting over wich station/line to chose next in a sibling like manner

- show lila falling asleep on fives shoulder as she keeps mumbling about some stupid thing Diego has done while five tops that story with an even more stupid anecdote from their childhood

- show five trying to shave himself without a mirror and failing miserably until lila rolls her eyes and goes “give it here you absolute imbecile” and then helping him out BUT STAYING AT A REASONABLE DISTANCE AND NOT BREATHING ALL OVER HIS FACE

- show them freezing on the subway floor, five mentioning how they could save body heat by staying close to each other, visibly uncomfortable, and lila pulls a face but they end up falling asleep shoulder to shoulder NOT CUDDLING

- show them at the greenhouse timeline, covering the walls with self-drawn maps and complicated calculations, brooding night after day after night, trying to figure this out with lila drawing little hearts on the paper with her kids initials in it

- show five finding the map on the subway, immediately rushing to tell lila whose face lights up like a supernova and as she exclaims “fuck, we’re going home!” she tries to high five him (it doesn’t really work, because five does NOT do high fives) and then pulls him in for a hug. five just about lets that happen, but he smiles a tiny smile and they arrive just in time for Christmas

basically instead of the romance that gave everyone the ick, they could have just gone for the whole sibling like dynamic between the two of them that I adored a lot in the previous season(s)!!!!

samwellthembo
1 year ago

Watching never stop blowing up has made me realize that 80s action movies would probably be my favorite genre if it weren't for homophobia/lack of representation being a thing.

Kingskin being a bisexual king running into his exes around every corner, characters just being fine with it when the PCs accidentally refer to the characters with different pronouns, when Jack/Paula talks about his ex husband to a bar tender and hes just like

"my ex husband is in Tampa, he got a new boyfriend :( "

and jacks like "HES GAY?" Right after talking about his ex husband.

Background characters having top surgery scars, real excited for the complicated mess that's probably gonna be Jennifer drips and Matilda Drops.

Brennan Lee Mulligan is just so aggressively an ally and I love him so much for it. That man has so much love and support in him.

samwellthembo
1 year ago
Writing on a dark background with gltiches in the background that read "You wouldn't let an old lady hack your body" the text is white with a black outline and the text looks like it has roughness to it some letters floating about the others.

g13 be like

samwellthembo
1 year ago
Brennan Lee Mulligan reclining against a railing with sunglasses on, enjoying a popsicle
Brennan Lee Mulligan in what is made out to be a historical painting. He is resting on his sword and there is a small table dressed with a gold tablecloth with his helmet resting on it and laden with fruit behind him. In the background, several trees and plants are visible

oh. my. god.

samwellthembo
1 year ago

All it means when people say “you’re speaking from a place of privilege” is that you’re likely to underestimate how bad the problem is by default because you are never personally exposed to that problem. It’s not a moral judgement of how difficult your life is.

samwellthembo
1 year ago
A fake comic book cover with the title 'Never stop blowing up', and the subtitle 'Be kind, rewind'. It shows a diverse group of people being sucked into a TV.

What if NSBU had a comics adaptation in the 80s? I think it might go a little something like this…

samwellthembo
1 year ago

I have become a regular at the local cafe. I sit at the lunch counter with my laptop to write. The workers keep me updated on all the tea.

Barista: Oh god here he comes.

Me: who?

Barista: White Ferrari guy. Hes banned from the other cafe. All he ever does is tell the same stories about the pyramids. Or ghosts. Or his car. Don't make eye contact with him. If he talks to you he won't leave you alone- Hi hello welcome!