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Abed Nadir !!!!!!!!

abed nadir !!!!!!!!

abed nadir from community with a textpost that reads " i love logging on from a new device and receiving an email about it makes me feel like i'm trying to enter some vip fancy building and when they stop me at security i go 'actually... I Own The Place' "
abed with a textpost that reads " interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild "
abed in the "dinner with andre" episode of community with a tweet that reads " i'll take the fajitas, and please let them cool off a bit and bring them out on a standard plate. i don't need a fucking spectacle. "
abed with a textpost that reads " if you have a crush on me just come talk to me and i promise you will get over it "
abed with a tweet that reads " [ getting mad at my friend who's a crane operator ] you would have nothing to do if everything was already where it needed to be. you could only thrive in a world of disorder. "
abed zoning out with a textpost that reads " if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you're a part of "
abed in " messianic myths and ancient peoples " with a textpost that reads " jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board "
abed with a tweet that reads " (warning you about somebody dangerous) he would hurt a fly "
abed in the dreamatorium with a textpost that reads " just found the perfect tempo for pacing in my cage "
abed with a textpost that reads " starting to think some of y'all aren't serious about finding beauty in the grotesque "
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samwellthembo
1 year ago

Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.

But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

troy barnes !!!!!!!

troy barnes from community with a textpost that reads " just got kicked out of starbucks again for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything. "
troy with a textpost that reads " voltage is just how bad the electricity wants to be your friend. " below the textpost is a reblog from the original poster that reads " current is how hard it leaps into your arms "
troy with a textpost that reads " autistic people should get time off of work when they develop a new special interest. like maternity leave. "
troy with a textpost that reads " a random old lady walked up to me on the street and asked if i was autistic. i told her i wasn't sure, and she said, 'would you like to be?' "
troy with a tweet that reads " i'm a pick me man. anything a woman says is true and all men suck. i'm proud of this. i should light myself on fire just to make one woman feel warm "
troy with a tweet that reads " I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANT CHANGE !!! anyways Haiii :33"
troy with a textpost that reads " happy pride month to all the Fine Ass Girls out there. or FAGs for short "
troy with a textpost that reads " if cis people are so great why don't they have a siberian orchestra "
troy with a tweet that reads " casually discarding styrofoam container filled with buffalo wing remnants into the passing stroller of a baby "
troy with a tweet that reads " data is the new oil. read that in the paper today. also texting is the new cumming? but only if you're 23. i don't know. i don't leave my house anymore. when i leave the house i am punished by strange powers "

all image descriptions in alt text !!

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

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samwellthembo
1 year ago

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

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samwellthembo
1 year ago
Writing on a dark background with gltiches in the background that read "You wouldn't let an old lady hack your body" the text is white with a black outline and the text looks like it has roughness to it some letters floating about the others.

g13 be like

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