That's Hot.

That's hot.

Oh god, that's hot.

Rick, I have two bucks and twenty-five cents, but I'll get on my knees and beg for you to do something, anything to me (IloveyousomuchandImsoverynormalaboutyou-)

*Rick smirks and Morty shudders*

Ugh...why..? I'm gonna leave...

*Morty leaves the garage*

Heh, I can think of another reason why I would have a desprate slut like you get on their knees

*Rick pushes you on your knees, grabs your hair, so you're looking up at him and spits on you*

5000 likes and your left kidney and I’ll color this

Fun fact! One time me and a few classmates were discussing alternate universes. And we were saying typical stuff like “in an alternate universe, I’m wearing a blue shirt instead.” “In an alternate universe, I never moved out of London.” “In an alternate universe, we’re not in this class right now.”

And then I said “in an alternate universe I fucked your mom.” …and it suddenly wasn’t a safe space anymore.

I'm back with more random-ass Rick Sanchez headcanons, y'all !!

TW: mention of SA !!

- Since we've seen how he clearly has a thing for Anime, I'm gonna go ahead and say he has a thing for all Japanese culture in general. He totally knows more Japanese than he knows Spanish, actually. (Literally me.)

- He still likes to do stuff with music in his free time. Sure, he ain't in a band anymore, but that won't stop him from playing a few chords and singing when no one's around.

- Forgive me for heading into this zone, but... he's totally a switch. (Perhaps with a top lean.)

- He watches little kid shows when no one's around. Because I say so. (He likes MLP, sorry not sorry.)

- He's kinda yandere in some way, right? Mf said "you killed my beloved, I'm gonna fucking HUNT YOU DOWN for decades and kill YOU" like, that is some yandere type shit there, oml-

- He's really cringy. He's just... Suuper cringe. (I love him for it.)

- His favourite holiday is definitely Halloween, because it's an excuse to eat lots of candy (he has a sweet tooth) and an excuse to dress up (he likes to cosplay), despite being an adult.

- He's a nerd and he hoards a collection of comics, I'm sorry.

- He might be a furry. (Crows and ferrets, man.)

- Honestly, he's still just a twelve-year-old boy. He has the mind of one. Bro is NOT mature. (I know he is, in some ways, but I mean like, in general, c'monnn.)

- Since everyone else in the Smith family has experienced SA, I'm just gonna go ahead and say Rick has, too. Poor baby.

- He probably offers Morty some sort of drug or blunt whenever he's using one around him. Morty takes it, sometimes.

- He has some sort of god complex.

- KINKY MOTHERFUCKER. (I'm sorry)

Alsoalso my other headcanon post!! (TW for SH)

My favourite part in s04e01

One after the other, we keep finding mentally ill old science men attractive