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Fun fact! One time me and a few classmates were discussing alternate universes. And we were saying typical stuff like “in an alternate universe, I’m wearing a blue shirt instead.” “In an alternate universe, I never moved out of London.” “In an alternate universe, we’re not in this class right now.”

And then I said “in an alternate universe I fucked your mom.” …and it suddenly wasn’t a safe space anymore.