
Hoard of your resident sarcastic ace friend. Somewhere between 25 and 250. Asexual/Demisexual, Cis, She/Her/Hers. Posts a lot about: D&D, language learning, LGBT+ content, social justice, and fiber arts. Also cats and books.
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sits up grabs ur shoulders Mollymauk is an ENTP…
DEF one of the two accept no substitutes please share the rest of your thoughts because i may or may not have already been thinking about this (your surprised face)
“I’ve never seen a group of people more in need of a good time in my life” - opening line of ENTP trying to sell you Fun, because there is no hotter commodity.
The ‘patronize’ pun he pulls on Beau is 100% xNTx wordplay. Also Tal’s saying on talks that Molly doesn’t like Beau because she’s kinda apathetic-sarcastic (which is of course SUPER hypocritical, and also very ENTP)
Again, an ESTP would have -actual charisma -an actual fashion sense (that COAT)
The most bothered Molly got was when People were Stupid. “oh dear, we’ve been found out, our VERY CLEVER plot to destroy our OWN SHOW with a zombie has been discovered, whatever shall we do.” I think an ESTP would be far more pissed about the “going to prison” part (YOU’LL NEVER TAEK MAH FREEDOM), whereas the ENTP would be WAY more pissed that people are making such an OBVIOUS, BORing assUMPtion.
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fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry
Tired of your character’s style being limited by their Spellcasting Ability?
Try asking your Dungeon Master if you can switch it up!
Bard Intellect: Study world lore and the chronicle current and past events. Wisdom: Use compassion and empathy to hit just the right note. Charisma: Create stunning performances that enthral and inspire.
Cleric Intellect: Study religious lore and follow your deity’s tenets as written. Wisdom: Interpret your deity’s will and act as an extension of it. Charisma: Become a beacon of inspiration and lead the faithful.
Druid and Ranger Intellect: Catalogue the natural world and apply this knowledge. Wisdom: Feel in-tune with the land and anticipate its needs. Charisma: Mimic creatures of the wild and become a part of nature.
Paladin Intellect: Study your Order’s tenets and follow them as written. Wisdom: Interpret your Order’s tenets and act as an extension of it. Charisma: Inspire and lead those around you.
Sorcerer Intellect: Learn to control your innate magic through study and practice. Wisdom: Guide your innate magic through passion and instinct. Charisma: Project your innate magic through intricate performance and gesture.
Warlock Intellect: Learn magic by studying and practising forbidden lore. Wisdom: Gain an innate understanding of your Patron’s magic. Charisma: Barter for power with your otherworldly Patron.
Wizard Intellect: Become a master of the arcane through diligent study & practice.
Sorry Wizards ~ No alts for you. This is just who you are!
Ok so I’ve been burned so many time by (YA) novels and other media about romances that were portrayed extremely poorly that I’m a complete and utter pessimist when it comes to reading/watching/playing anything romantic, but The Wayhaven Chronicles exceeded all expectations completely.
What I expected from the A romance: A being a complete asshole and the Detective having to suffer through it silently (YA novels have ruined me cause they’re all written like that), a little pining, little to no feelings.
What my dumb ass GOT from the A romance: A being a dummy who can’t just talk to people like a normal person because?? How does one do that??? Even though they actually mean well. The Detective is a badass who puts them in their place when they act rudely, A constantly being cautious of not taking advantage of the Detective (y’all know the scene I’m talking about), a whole shit ton of feelings and pining, uhhhh 1000 blessings from God.
What I expected from the N romance: Sickly sweet conversations about N’s concern for the Detective borderlining on patronizing (I blame YA novels again), N being very…inexperienced.
What my dumb ass GOT from the N romance: N being one SMOOTH, SUAVE, SOPHISTICATED OPERATOR, 100% was NOT prepared for but LOVED, Uhhh, mutual respect and friendship and admiration and support, and 1000 more blessings from God.
What I expected from the F romance: F constantly quoting memes, never taking anything seriously, flirting with anything that moved even while flirting with the Detective, maybe being a tiny bit inconsiderate of the fact that the Detective might want more than flirtation (not maliciously intended).
What my dumb ass GOT from the F romance: F being a consistent source of camaraderie and honest friendship, not just flirtation though there was plenty of that good stuff, my good sir, F thinking critically about how to use their abilities to protect the Detective, F being SO CONSIDERATE of the Detective’s feelings, well-being, adjustment to the supernatural, and HOLY GOD how much they care about wanting to do right by the Detective, Venus the Roman goddess of love gave me a thumbs up.
What I expected from the M romance: M being a complete asshole who cares a ZERO amount for other people’s thoughts and feelings and is derisive towards the Detective (the typical YA ‘bad boy’), presses a sexual advantage over the Detective even if the Detective makes it clear they aren’t interested. (This happens all the time in media)
What my dumb ass GOT from the M romance: THEY CARE! They try to pretend they don’t, they really do, but every time you show concern for victims or softness for other people M scoffs out loud but they MELT inside! TOTAL MARSHMALLOW M. Heavily flirts with the Detective but isn’t creepy or over the top about it, honestly more feels than I was prepared for, OW, I got a high five from Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love after flirting with M ten times.
Uhhhhhh so yeah please play The Wayhaven Chronicles, this was my review of the game (I didn’t want to bring up any plot points because I CAN’T SPOIL IT IT’S TOO DAMN GOOD I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HOW MUCH I WAS GONNA LOVE IT) so please buy the game and play it, you won’t regret it, I promise!

one of the ways i know this culture has a massive issue with consent
is the sheer amount of people I’ve known that just lie & tell people they’re deathly allergic to foods they dislike
because otherwise people will hound them, mock them, coax them, harass them, try to force them to eat it, or even trick them into eating it, and they will never hear the end of it
your coworkers will bake it into a fucking pie, call it something else, and wait til your birthday, gather everyone and their first cousins to sit around in a circle waiting for you to put a forkful into your mouth and then point rhythmically at you in a chanting, glaring, sweating, unholy circle like SWISS CHARD SWISS CHARD YOU JUST ATE SWISS CHARD HA HA HA SWISS CHARD NOW YOU LIKE SWISS CHARD
Because forcing someone into a situation where they don’t feel safe declining putting something into their body they’d rather not be there is totes 100% wholesome American fun
And this is something so known that it’s infinitely easier to just lie and tell people that you’ll die if you eat that food…which actually doesn’t always stop it from happening