Im Sooo Sad That Ls Funeral Was A Deleted Scene From Death Note Because Its So Fucking Funny. Light Starts

im sooo sad that L’s funeral was a deleted scene from death note because its so fucking funny. light starts getting on all fours on top of this man’s grave and laughing like a maniac and ryuk is just standing there like

My absolute favourite thing in the world is how totally feasible it is that Light got away with so much suspicion shit because the whole task force thought he was gay and just like really fucking repressed. Like nobody want to read into his weirdly uncomfortable attitude towards his model girlfriend or his intense relationship to the private detective who won’t leave him alone. He asks to stay behind at his grave and everyone is like... yeah give him a minute he’s probably just worked out some things. He sits silently reading porn without masterbating? Yeah that tracks he’s so far in the closet it makes sense. Muttering to himself a ton? He’s dealing with some things give him some space.

Brother: Why does L sit like that again?

Me: It’s supposed to increase his deductive reasoning ability by 40%.

Brother: Aight, let’s test this bitch out *gets into position*

Me:

Brother:

Me: Do you feel smarter yet?

Brother: Man’s gonna get arthritis by age 30

Light: Go big or go home!

Ryuk [with tears in his eyes]: I am begging you, Light. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Light [whispering]: I’m going big.  

Whoops

The best possible thought L could have had from that is Light’s gay and in denial. I do not think this is what Light was going for, but it still happened.

light yagami really thought he could just straight up read a porno mag in front of the surveillance camera like it was the goddamn new york times and really didn't think L would be suspicious huh