What Baffles Me Is That Crowley Is Actually Good For Aziraphale. Not In The Sense That The Good Actions

what baffles me is that crowley is actually good for aziraphale. not in the sense that the good actions he does are done for aziraphale, but in the sense that crowley teaches aziraphale to be good to himself

in s2ep4 when aziraphale is looking for a magic trick to do, he first says that he can't go to the magic shop because he's not a professional conjuror. crowley disagrees, convincing him that he's a professional as he is "about to perform on the West End Stage"

afterwards when the shopkeeper calls aziraphale a "talented amateur", it's aziraphale himself who makes a point in proving that he's no such thing as he's "booked to appear in the West End"

and then when they're backstage talking to furfur aziraphale clearly calls himself a "working professional magician". over a few hours, crowley makes aziraphale confident in his own identity

not only does crowley love aziraphale (in whatever way he expresses it) but he literally makes him better. crowley, who believes he is incapable of doing good, manages to make an actual angel, better

/) /) ( • ༝•) Saving the universe with their little molang paws

Cleric: You can’t ask the gods to kill someone. Paladin: Yeah, you do your own dirty work.

An (not so young) Angel With Their Snake

(A Good Omens parody repaint of A Young Woman With a Macaw by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo)

Metatron: Aziraphale! Where is the report! The plans for the Second Coming! Why is the Archive still a mess!

Aziraphale *looking up from his Pinterest board of cottages, interior design, gardens, Bentley things, his drawings of Crowley, and the folder of all the secret pictures Heaven took of them over the years so he can frame them later, as well as food pictures, map of where Crowley has been, and updates from the Ritz*: Oh! I’ve been very, very busy. You will love the result of my hard work! ☺️

♥️

Way to go, Crowley…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here