God: Aziraphale. This Is Your Judgment Day.

God: Aziraphale. This is your judgment day.

Aziraphale: Well. I always tried to be a good Angel.

God: You fell for a demon.

Aziraphale: A Fallen Angel.

God: Same thing.

Satan: Not really.

God: Yes, it is.

Satan: No. We are the First Fallen. Don’t throw us in the same bag with basic demons.

Aziraphale: Exactly. I have standards.

God: Either way.

Aziraphale: Okay, I did. That’s not my fault.

God: You have acted on it. That is your fault.

Aziraphale: Technically that is your fault.

Satan: Oh!

God: A… what?

Aziraphale: You’ve created him. He’s your baby.

God: Well…

Aziraphale: So who made him beautiful?

Crowley: *turns red*

Satan: *snorts*

God: Aziraphale…

Aziraphale: So you’ve made him the prettiest Angel out there. And gave him the best personality. Made him a literal perfection.

Beelzebub: Ok, that’s subjective.

Aziraphale: You fell for Gabriel, you have no right to opinion.

Beelzebub: Hey!

Satan: He has a point.

Beelzebub: You shouldn’t even be involved in this. You’re subjective since you fancy Crowley.

Satan: It is called having a good taste. Which you don’t have.

Beelzebub: Gabriel has a personality he just doesn’t like you. Or Crowley.

Crowley: Good.

God: Anyway. Falling for him when he was an Angel makes no difference, Aziraphale, because when he became a Fallen Angel you still pursued him.

Crowley: He didn’t pursue me.

God: He pretended to be in danger and waited for you to rescue him.

Satan: I knew it.

Crowley: Wait, really?

Aziraphale: Lies and slander.

Crowley: *smirks*

Aziraphale: Well, that’s Satan’s fault.

Satan: What have I done this time?

Aziraphale: You made him even prettier.

Satan: Well, you don’t make your crushes uglier.

God: He has a point. You told me you jumped in to take Crowley out of boiling sulphur so he wouldn’t change. And then all you did was give him a tattoo and pretty snake eyes.

Crowley: Oh, yeah, I remember that.

Aziraphale: You were thrown into boiling sulphur?!

Satan: You didn’t tell him that?

Crowley: Why would I tell him that?

Aziraphale: I thought when you fall you have a nice demon take you to Hell! Like when I thought I fell and you came for me!

Satan: Oh boy.

Crowley: Well you were upset enough.

Random Angel: Awwh.

Aziraphale: So you, God, created the prettiest Angel with the best personality, then you kicked him out of Heaven, and Satan took over and made him even prettier. Where is my fault in this?

God and Satan: Well.

*silence*

Satan: You weren’t planning to do anything to them anyway, were you?

God: Yes, I did.

Satan: Oh, have a day off, what are we gonna do on Friday evenings if not watch catch up on these two. You’re gonna cancel my favourite tv show?

God: You are irresponsible.

Satan: You make all the decisions, I deserve this one. Aziraphale and Crowley, you’re free. Fuck off. Do your worst.

God: Do your best…!

*They’re both already gone*

*They just hear a mumbled “SATAN FANCIES YOU?! BOILING SULPHUR?!”*

God: NEXT!

Imagine Crowley getting a letter to complete Company’s Annual Report for the Fell and Co Bookshop and he’s so confused.

Why on Earth are they sending letters to him, with red writing saying URGENT on top of it?

So he calls them asking what they’re on about and says he doesn’t own that bookshop, it belongs to Mr. Fell.

And they say that Mr Fell has always been on time and completing the reports before the deadline, except now. And they tried to get in touch with him but he’s unreachable. So they had to contact his business partner.

Business partner?

Crowley is even more confused.

So he looks at the documents again and indeed.

Company directors:

Aziraphale Fell and Anthony J Crowley

Oh god wait…

What if it’s Crowley who brings Aziraphale back to life.

I keep on thinking Crowley will save Aziraphale, because that’s what he does, and Aziraphale will call on all the powers to bring him back to life.

But what if…

What if Aziraphale will save him. Aziraphale, so angry and upset at losing Crowley for Heaven, which he simply can’t change no matter how much he wishes he could, and he feels he lost the chance for them to be together for nothing, but then he hears that Crowley is on a mission to save him out of Heaven’s cruel grasp. Because of course he would, even after everything that happened.

But it is a trap. Aziraphale knows Metatron found out and will be waiting for Crowley.

So it is Aziraphale who jumps in to save Crowley.

And Crowley absolutely loses it at Aziraphale dying in his arms.

And this is how they make Heaven and Hell crash and burn. Because here is Angel Aziraphale who gave his life for Demon Crowley. Out of pure love. And here is Demon Crowley calling on all his powers, Hell’s and even Heaven’s that he still remembers, to bring him back to life.

And a DEMON brings an ANGEL back to life.

Something that both God and Satan notice.

It’s the end of Heaven and Hell as they knew it.

Heaven: And whenever you see the Enemy, the demon, make sure they are Smitten.

Aziraphale: Absolutely! You got it!

Aziraphale definitely understood the assignment and has been working very hard on it for the past 6,000 years

Sometimes I think of how much Aziraphale adores Crowley and likes touching him and looks at him like at the most beautiful being on the planet (he is) and then I imagine someone as much as putting a knife to Crowley’s pretty cheek and Aziraphale seeing it and

“Oh no you fucking didn’t 🗡️🔥”

I love this so much!

In their cottage there will be pictures of them taken over all these years because Aziraphale will steal them from Heaven like thanks for the photoshoot I’m going to decorate the house with these.