Some More 60s Ineffable Wi...spouses

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Some more 60s ineffable wi...spouses

Yaaas that!

Satan: Have you… have you ever… DANCED MACARENA?

God: It is 4AM!!!!

Satan: Well, I need to talk to someone because Crowley has disappeared on me! Can’t you keep your Angels on a leash for one night!

God: Angels? He’s a Demon!

Satan: I don’t mean him… He is a Fallen Angel; learn the difference!… Aziraphale is here!

God: WHAT!!!

Satan: Heyyyy Macarena! Ah-ya!

God: Are you dancing?!

Satan: Yeah, Crowley has disappeared on me, so…

God: Yes, you already said that.

Satan: Why is Aziraphale here?

God: I thought you will tell me!

Satan: Well, he obviously heard our conversation because he went ‘YOU ARE DATING SATAN?!’ and then he was dragging Crowley away. They’re probably shagging. Which is unfair. Where is MY SHAG?!

God: Why is my Strongest Soldier in some dirty nightclub with Satan!

Satan: He ain’t that strong is he? *cackles* Heyyy Macarena!

God: When does this song END?! He is my purest, strongest…

Satan: I mean, I will give it to you, he had to be strong not to tap that in 6 thousand years. Unless…

God: Tap what?!

Satan: You really need to go out more! Did you know coke can mean coke and coke?

God: What?!

Satan: Like the drink or the drug!

God: I WANT AZIRAPHALE BACK!

Satan: My darling, he is worshipping someone else tonight! HEYY… oh, shit, the song ended. What do I do now?

God: …

Satan: Why you’re quiet?

God: You are so dirty.

Satan: What, the worshipping thing? I am just saying, he is on his knees…

God: SATAN!

Satan: *cackles* Oh, hey, your son is here! JESUS, OVER HERE!

God: SATAN!!!

This.. This makes me feel so bad, so why is it so good? 😭😭

I eat cheerios because they're heart healthy

Which is good because my heart has been severely damaged

So Neil gaiman if you're out there-

https://youtube.com/shorts/KvFSAXTZAYw?si=3WmSHM6W279IuZ2I

Many years ago

Metatron: Asmodeus is walking around Earth spreading lust all over the place! Everyone is falling for him! We need a volunteer to st… Yes Aziraphale?

Aziraphale *waving his hand*: I WILL DO IT. I MEAN STOP IT. YES.

Metatron: Oh. Okay. Off you go.

1 day later

Aziraphale: Crowley, seriously, using your looks to spread the sin… Wait, you’re not Crowley.

Asmodeus: Oh, I can be Crowley for you, dear Angel.

Aziraphale: Ew. Ew. No.

Asmodeus: What do you mean ew?! I’m Asmodeus! GOD OF LUST!

Aziraphale: Really?

Asmodeus: WOW.

Aziraphale: So, where is he?

Asmodeus: Who?

Aziraphale: Crowley. You know. Bright red luscious hair. Beautiful yellow snake eyes. Long legs. Very slim. High cheekbones.

Asmodeus: If you stop talking, I will take you to him.

Aziraphale: Brilliant, thank you.

*snaps fingers*

Aziraphale: CROWLEY!!! *grabs his hand and pulls him away towards the closest restaurant*

Asmodeus *shouts after them*: Just so you know, Crowley, I am telling everyone in Hell that you two are an item!

(And that’s how Hell found out)

And Aziraphale 😉

Crowley’s crush…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost : here

Munch munch munch

I may do a series on how many different ways Crowley can get rid of The Metatron.