Yaaas That!

Yaaas that!

Satan: Have you… have you ever… DANCED MACARENA?

God: It is 4AM!!!!

Satan: Well, I need to talk to someone because Crowley has disappeared on me! Can’t you keep your Angels on a leash for one night!

God: Angels? He’s a Demon!

Satan: I don’t mean him… He is a Fallen Angel; learn the difference!… Aziraphale is here!

God: WHAT!!!

Satan: Heyyyy Macarena! Ah-ya!

God: Are you dancing?!

Satan: Yeah, Crowley has disappeared on me, so…

God: Yes, you already said that.

Satan: Why is Aziraphale here?

God: I thought you will tell me!

Satan: Well, he obviously heard our conversation because he went ‘YOU ARE DATING SATAN?!’ and then he was dragging Crowley away. They’re probably shagging. Which is unfair. Where is MY SHAG?!

God: Why is my Strongest Soldier in some dirty nightclub with Satan!

Satan: He ain’t that strong is he? *cackles* Heyyy Macarena!

God: When does this song END?! He is my purest, strongest…

Satan: I mean, I will give it to you, he had to be strong not to tap that in 6 thousand years. Unless…

God: Tap what?!

Satan: You really need to go out more! Did you know coke can mean coke and coke?

God: What?!

Satan: Like the drink or the drug!

God: I WANT AZIRAPHALE BACK!

Satan: My darling, he is worshipping someone else tonight! HEYY… oh, shit, the song ended. What do I do now?

God: …

Satan: Why you’re quiet?

God: You are so dirty.

Satan: What, the worshipping thing? I am just saying, he is on his knees…

God: SATAN!

Satan: *cackles* Oh, hey, your son is here! JESUS, OVER HERE!

God: SATAN!!!

Choking

want runs deep in you, heavy and thick, and the dam is creaking under its weight.

want is like dust, thousands of years worth of dust on your heavy shoulders and you dare not move. if you stay very still and keep to yourself maybe no one will notice.

want is like grief, love left unclaimed. want is like hunger and you are famished.

wanting is dangerous, so you smother it.

Many years ago

Metatron: Asmodeus is walking around Earth spreading lust all over the place! Everyone is falling for him! We need a volunteer to st… Yes Aziraphale?

Aziraphale *waving his hand*: I WILL DO IT. I MEAN STOP IT. YES.

Metatron: Oh. Okay. Off you go.

1 day later

Aziraphale: Crowley, seriously, using your looks to spread the sin… Wait, you’re not Crowley.

Asmodeus: Oh, I can be Crowley for you, dear Angel.

Aziraphale: Ew. Ew. No.

Asmodeus: What do you mean ew?! I’m Asmodeus! GOD OF LUST!

Aziraphale: Really?

Asmodeus: WOW.

Aziraphale: So, where is he?

Asmodeus: Who?

Aziraphale: Crowley. You know. Bright red luscious hair. Beautiful yellow snake eyes. Long legs. Very slim. High cheekbones.

Asmodeus: If you stop talking, I will take you to him.

Aziraphale: Brilliant, thank you.

*snaps fingers*

Aziraphale: CROWLEY!!! *grabs his hand and pulls him away towards the closest restaurant*

Asmodeus *shouts after them*: Just so you know, Crowley, I am telling everyone in Hell that you two are an item!

(And that’s how Hell found out)

Crowley is a liquid 🤣

CATSBANDS

Squeaking

JACKPOT

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