Squeaking

Squeaking

JACKPOT

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Some more 60s ineffable wi...spouses

Gourgeous!

I added all of these Crowley eras on my Inprnt (single ones and in groups of 3) if you want to get yourself a print! 🥰

Ohhh this is marvelous 💜

it seemed criminal that there wasn't a good omens edit to history hates lovers... so, here :]

Yaaas that!

Satan: Have you… have you ever… DANCED MACARENA?

God: It is 4AM!!!!

Satan: Well, I need to talk to someone because Crowley has disappeared on me! Can’t you keep your Angels on a leash for one night!

God: Angels? He’s a Demon!

Satan: I don’t mean him… He is a Fallen Angel; learn the difference!… Aziraphale is here!

God: WHAT!!!

Satan: Heyyyy Macarena! Ah-ya!

God: Are you dancing?!

Satan: Yeah, Crowley has disappeared on me, so…

God: Yes, you already said that.

Satan: Why is Aziraphale here?

God: I thought you will tell me!

Satan: Well, he obviously heard our conversation because he went ‘YOU ARE DATING SATAN?!’ and then he was dragging Crowley away. They’re probably shagging. Which is unfair. Where is MY SHAG?!

God: Why is my Strongest Soldier in some dirty nightclub with Satan!

Satan: He ain’t that strong is he? *cackles* Heyyy Macarena!

God: When does this song END?! He is my purest, strongest…

Satan: I mean, I will give it to you, he had to be strong not to tap that in 6 thousand years. Unless…

God: Tap what?!

Satan: You really need to go out more! Did you know coke can mean coke and coke?

God: What?!

Satan: Like the drink or the drug!

God: I WANT AZIRAPHALE BACK!

Satan: My darling, he is worshipping someone else tonight! HEYY… oh, shit, the song ended. What do I do now?

God: …

Satan: Why you’re quiet?

God: You are so dirty.

Satan: What, the worshipping thing? I am just saying, he is on his knees…

God: SATAN!

Satan: *cackles* Oh, hey, your son is here! JESUS, OVER HERE!

God: SATAN!!!

Munch munch munch

I may do a series on how many different ways Crowley can get rid of The Metatron.