Hi, I'm Ola! she/her Obsessing/hyper fixating on Good Omens for the time being 🪽🐍
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Wow..
History student falls in love with astrophysics student by Keaton St. James
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[poem text: listen, nine hundred and fifty years before jesus was a child shaking willow leaves out of his tangled curls, the author of the song of solomon wrote: behold, you are beautiful; your eyes are doves.
what i’m trying to say is that, in this universe which sculpted itself from a baptism of fire, i am the moon swept up by your tenderness. you’ve got me dreaming foreign words: gravity, ellipsis, perigee, until all i can think about is becoming anchored into orbit around the saltwater-green landscape of your laughter.
listen, plato of ancient greece wrote that the souls we each have now are only halves. that in a frenzy of blood zeus severed us from each other, so we rely on the blind tugging of our hearts. you say my name and i want to knit my bones into your bones, smooth away the boundaries of our heartbeats.
what i’m trying to say is that if the temperature inside those wild pockets of interstellar dust hits right near absolute zero, carbon monoxide and dihydrogen molecules condense together in the dark nebula to form stars. if you’re ready, i want to make you shiver like that. /end poem text.]
This is so true
every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).
I did it, I finished the thing
Some tender aziracrow for everyone
I did it, I finished the thing
Some tender aziracrow for everyone
Inktober Day 10 - Fortune I like to think Aziraphale goes to visit Madame Tracy every once in a while for tea as a thank you for the lift during the apocalypse. Crowley begrudgingly tags along (because of course he does)
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😍😍😍
just as instruction... 😄
Woooow
ok but the way Crowley replaced his stars with his plants
Crowley who has plants that he can watch grow and develop just like he wanted his stars to do
His plants that he can keep a closer eye on and make sure they are perfect
Plants that remind him of his stars but also of Aziraphale - of their meeting in Eden surrounded by plants - where aziraphale was still as kind to him as a demon as he was to an angel surrounded by stars
The plants being the only thing he keeps from his flat - they were his - his creations
Mwah 💜💜💜💜
Metatron: We have found out that Satan has appointed his new Prince of Hell. It’s Crowley.
Angels: *gasp*
Aziraphale: No, Crowley would not. He would not.
Metatron: I know this is difficult for you, Aziraphale. Here is the proof.
+opens a picture of Crowley being crowned by Satan+
Aziraphale: No. No. Maybe it’s fabricated. What…
Metatron: I know this is deeply upsetting, Aziraphale, but I gather you will now understand that after all Crowley is evil. He’s just a demon. He never actually felt anything for you, it was just a plan to take you down. He’s always been a lost cause.
Muriel: What’s that video?
Metatron: What?
Muriel: There is a video.
Angel: Ohh video!
Metatron: Oh I don’t know how to play that…
Aziraphale: I do!
+video plays+
**Crowley in Hell teaching demons choreography of Michael Jackson’s Thriller**
Michael: I have received a report that apparently he’s sending the “best” demons to do paperwork, dancing with the “bad” demons, introduced annual leave, bonuses for… not being an annoying asshole?… and sent a questionnaire to Satan and he’s actually answered it and gave him permission to paint the walls and introduce air conditioning? They’re also building an extension due to overcrowding?
Angels: What’s air conditioning?
Aziraphale: Oh just a thing scary demons do. Anyways. Due to being the Supreme Archangel… I think it’s only fair I will keep an eye on the Prince of Hell, thanks Michael *snatches the report from their hands*.
Shhhhh, she's doing a temptation!
I don't know how it's possible but in love with this art 💜
All my current Crowley’s Coven art in one post.
They stole his pants, then his friendship, THEN his car keys (errands needed running) and now his angel ex.
Crowley: angelllllll let’s go out someplace, I’m bored.
Aziraphale: then why don’t you read a book. There are plenty of them accessible through that infernal mobile phone you’re always staring at.
Crowley: iNfErNaL mObI— show you reading on the internet I invited reading on the internet, big reading on the internet fan, me. you wanna read on the internet I’ll show you what’s—HA!
Aziraphale:
Crowley: angel, did you hear me? I said “HA!”
Aziraphale: yes dear, I heard you. And what is the cause of your self-satisfied exclamation?
Crowley: free reading on the internet. This site was one of mine, truly. Not just taking credit this time. Piles and piles of absolutely depraved things, pouring it at all hours of the day and night!
Azirphale: oh my. What a wicked deed. *clicks tongue on cue*
Crowley: it was! Filthy wicked. Just take this one, posted last night: “Fruit of the Earth (Fire of my Soul), 64000 words, enemies to lovers, lingerie link OH HO!, first time, light bondage, rated explicit.”
Aziraphale: Oh. That does sound rather inappropriate for the once-hallowed halls of this shop. Perhaps you’d better put it down, Crowley.
Crowley: Bit odd though, this one. Fandom: Bible. Written by Fell_the_Fallen. Aziraphale?
Aziraphale: you know, suddenly I am feeling rather pecking! Shall we?
I have no excuse for this
They are practically teenagers 😂
