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Why did Katsuki Bakugo in character.ai refer to his dick as his ‘reproductive equipment’
WHEEZING
Also this- I’m wheezing
Have a knuckles for your time
LMAOOO HE SHOULD HAVEEE
just imgaine deku pulled up to the fight with bakugo wearing these because he wanted to be funny
and then it just gets so awkward when he turns around after talking about how Deku got his power
tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.
I know this site is like 99.9% usamericans so all of the political posts are focused on the US election but I think it's important for everyone to know that the Australian Liberal Party (which is actually the conservative party) straight up missed the deadline to put in the nominations for local elections, which means there are a stack of electorates where there is no nominee for the major conservative party and it's the funniest thing that's happened in years.
I LOVE FINDING STUPID CHARACTERS THAT ARE VOICED BY THE SAME PERSON
LIKE DOTTORE AND PO FROM KUNG FU PANDA
“I LIKED HIM EVEN BEFORE YOU ALL KNEW WHAT HE COULD BE!”
i strongly believe phoenix wright has been called a dilf at LEAST once. i also strongly believe he is extremely proud of this title
for my narumitsu enjoyers, miles edgeworth being deeply troubled at:
1. the existence of such a term and
2. the fact he was technically the original phoenix wright dilf truther without even realising
Lmfao, in gym today I was giving my friend hints as to who I have a crush on and one of the hints was that I sit next to my crush in language arts. The few guys in my LA class that are also in my gym were trying to figure out which guy’s name matched up with the letter hints I gave and it was fucking hilarious because, little do they know, it isn’t a guy
why is his fucking ass the first thing you see on my account… right next to cal’s memorial cross 😭
words cant articulate how much i love this
Bleach Onion Headlines 1/?
ONE OF MY WORKERS MADE THIS, THIS MADE MY DAY
@orion-the-prettiest-star THANK YOU
I- I needed this today-
Puking and shitting