Content: M!reader Fucking A Minecraft Slime.

Content: M!reader fucking a Minecraft slime.

Content Warnings: Monster-fucking, taking advantage of a mob, degrading insults, shame kink, rough fucking, slightly primal.

Context: A long-time fantasy of mine, written by a dickless virgin.

Context: Slimes are little/big dummies that spawn everywhere in flat, aka "superflat", world types. More info here.

You were working on a particularly large build in your creative world when your mind had started to wander. You hadn't realized that the wet squelching of slimes you had grown so used to had wormed their way into your imagination until you became uncomfortably aware of how hard you had become at the thought of fucking one. You knew it was wrong. These were brainless creatures that threw themselves off the builds they spawned on with no hesitation. They had to be one of the dumbest things you had ever laid your eyes on. But that's largely what turned you on. There was something about that wrongness that sent shivers down your spine. The depravity of fucking something that didn't even have the agency to breed with its own species made your cock twitch in your pants.

You weren't sure what you were expecting when you placed a hand on the surface of the cube. It was cool and just barely firm enough to hold a shape. Something almost primal in you couldn't help but let out a pleasured groan as you dug your nails into its moist, squishy body. Pushing it into the ground to keep it still. You pulled out your dick with your other hand and palmed yourself until it was slick with precum and goo. “O-Oh shit.” You breathed as the head of your cock penetrated the surface layer. It was like the slime was sucking you in. You pushed until your dick was completely buried into its translucent body. Oh God the sounds this thing made once you pulled out and thrusted back in. You weren't in your right mind. You couldn't have been. The wet slapping of your body against the slime, the squelching of your cock sliding in and out of the hole you'd mercilessly fucked into its side, the sheer degeneracy of using a creature half your size to pleasure yourself as if it was a fucktoy. You railed the little shit until your cock head was getting caught inside its spongy core. You threw your head back in pleasure as you blew everything you had into the dumbass you had pinned to the ground. You were taking this to your grave.

Choking Safety

I've been seeing some kind of scare-mongering type posts going around about choking during sex, so I wanted to address how to approach choking in a safe way. Choking is not a 0 risk activity, but it is also not so dangerous that you will just randomly die either. Anyone who does martial arts will confirm that thousands of teenagers are being successfully trained to choke each other safely (for self defense) every day! There's no reason you can't learn to do it too.

First you should be familiar with some basic anatomy of the neck and throat:

The carotid veins on both sides of the neck and the trachea/windpipe in the center are the most important things to be aware of. If you want to enjoy the psychological element of having someone's hands around your neck with relatively little risk, you can do "choking" play that avoids putting any pressure on those arteries or the trachea. As with all choking play, safety is highest when both parties are fully sober. I'm not actually sure if there are people out there who are into having the windpipe or trachea blocked. This tends to hurt like fuck and cause an autonomic choking response. You'll know if you went too far center because generally the bottom will be like "WTH". I don't know if there is a way to do this play safely or not as I don't have experience with it. It probably carries some risk of the trachea collapsing which would be a hospital trip for sure. Most choking play is done with the intention of cutting off the blood supply to the brain by applying pressure to both the left and right carotid arteries. This type of choking is not really "breath play" because of the way it works (though many people refer to it that way.) This creates a pleasant light headed feeling, but is also where the higher risk comes in. It often doesn't take long for a person to lose consciousness once these arteries are blocked, often less than 10 seconds. Sometimes getting completely choked out is the goal, sometimes not. Either way, the top has to pay very very careful attention to every aspect of their bottom's body language. Once you realize that a person has lost consciousness, the choking must stop immediately. Because of this: the most dangerous way to do this kind of play is alone. (hence all the auto-erotic asphyxiation deaths you hear about) It goes without saying that intoxication also dramatically increases the risks. It's not recommended to lose consciousness this way on a regular basis. It's just not good for your brain to repeatedly go through, especially in rapid succession. Generally, the more time spaced out between this type of play: the better. Though some people may have medical conditions that make the risk higher, as long as you stop choking when you reach the desired headspace, this play is approachable. Anyone who's REALLY into the idea but feels unsure or scared, I highly recommend taking a few martial arts classes. MMA guys do this to each other all the time! For sports! The key is just stopping at the right time. There are two main ways to go about blocking the carotid arteries. The main one used in martial arts and self defense is the rear naked choke.

This type of choke is incredible effective at choking someone out quickly and easily. The forearm and the bicep are squeezing each artery until the desired effect is achieved. The risk here is how quickly it works in combination with not being able to have a visual on your bottom's facial response. When someone loses consciousness they will go limp and begin twitching somewhat. This is normal, and you should stop immediately if you notice those signs. The more common method of choking play during sex is what looks more like typical choking. Facing your partner, using both hands.

You want to find the arteries with both hands, and use the meat at the base of your thumbs to apply gradually increasing pressure upwards towards your partner's head. You can keep the thumbs tucked to avoid accidental pressure on the windpipe. (Though this is not required so long as you remember not to apply pressure to the windpipe.) This type of play has a few safety benefits. First, you can see your partner's face so it's more obvious when you can see they've hit a headspace that is desirable. Additionally, it's just a little more difficult to find the arteries and push up on them correctly. If your goal is to get a little light headed without losing consciousness, this is more easily accomplished with this type of choke. However, losing consciousness is still a risk and both partners being fully alert will ensure the lowest risk environment. I know choking play is incredibly popular, even 'vanilla' people participate in this type of play on a regular basis without really knowing the technical details. Most of them don't get seriously hurt...but knowing what you're actually doing with risky play is a base component of risk aware consensual kink. Anyway I hope people find this helpful! Happy choking!!

Content: A little misunderstanding regarding Lucas's feelings about his boyfie in a skirt: Part 1

Content Warnings: N/A

Context: I ran out of steam near the end and lost the motivation to finish. I'll make a part 2 at some point.

Lucas had been distant for the past few days. Ever since Jude asked him how he'd look in a skirt, it's been as if there was a sort of bubble around him that he was determined to stay out of. Jude knew skirts were usually a “girl thing” but he was curious. Especially since Lucas seemed to really enjoy seeing them. He'd never admit it but Jude could tell. Whenever Lucas saw a woman in a skirt, it was like how an animal's ears perked up when something caught their attention. The only difference would be that it was Jude wearing the piece of fabric instead of a woman. A difference Jude didn't think Lucas would care too much about but apparently he was wrong. Lucas responded with a “You'd look nice.” and hadn't looked at him longer than a second since.

“Lucas, would you rather be with a woman?” Jude suddenly asked while accompanying his partner on one of his smokes on the back porch. “... What?” Lucas asked, glancing at Jude before quickly shifting his gaze to look just over the atra's shoulder. “Would you rather be with a woman?” Jude repeated himself. “N-no?” Lucas answered, confused. “Do you wish I was a woman?” Jude asked. “No?” Lucas answered, now looking directly at Jude for what felt like the first time in months. Jude felt heat rise up into his face as the roles were reversed and it was him who couldn't bring himself to look at Lucas. “Have you… lost interest in me?” He asked, suddenly uncomfortable under the gaze he had missed so badly. “Of course not. Where's this coming from?” Lucas's cold shoulder melted almost instantly with a warmth that caught Jude off guard. “Do you dislike the idea of me wearing a skirt?” Jude asked. Face hot with embarrassment. “No, I just-” Lucas took a step back. “I think you'd look nice in a skirt.” He murmured, turning his face away. “Then why haven't you been able to look at me since I asked about it?” Jude's shyness gave way to frustration. Lucas bit at the butt of his cigarette before letting out a sigh. “Jude, is it ok if I show you something?” He asked. Turning just enough to catch Jude out of the corner of his eye, holding the cigarette in a way that covered the lower half of his face with his hand. Jude didn't say anything verbally but he would've made it clear if his answer had been a no. Lucas took a drag before letting out the smoke in a breath of anxious irritation. “You have to close your eyes first. I'm gonna have you feel something.” He pussyfooted. Jude shot him a look before doing as Lucas said. He felt the man gently grab his wrist and lightly guide it. He heard some shifting before Lucas's voice. “You ready?” The man asked. Jude nodded, heart pounding in anticipation. He trusted Lucas but couldn't dull his senses down. Like a cat with its fur sticking upright. He didn't know what he expected but almost jumped when the almost of his hand made contact with something solid. An outline of something protruding from what felt like denim. “You feel that?” Lucas's breath was raspy as he guided the atra's hand up its length. Jude nodded. Is this his- “You can open your eyes now.” Lucas breathed. Jude's suspicion was confirmed as he opened his eyes to see the palm of his hand cupping Lucas's crotch. “I didn't wanna make you feel like- you had to wear something you didn't wanna wear just to please me.” Lucas struggled to keep his composure as he spoke. “But I think you'd look really, really nice in a skirt.” He shuddered. The light brush of Jude's hand making his cock twitch visibly in his pants as every fiber of his being begged for more.

Jude swallowed the drool that had started to collect in his mouth as he held Lucas's member. He had never wanted anything down his throat more. Lucas let go of Jude's wrist once he felt the atra pull away. “S-sorry.” He apologized, assuming it was out of discomfort. “I shouldn't've done that without telling you first. ‘M sorry. I wasn't thinking. You just make me so-” Lucas started to ramble as Jude pushed him back enough to stand. “Lucas.” He interrupted. “Sit down.” He said.

Content: A compilation of desperate ramblings, tweaked (as best as I could) for consumption: Part 2

Content Warnings: Autosexuality (I think it's called), degradation, honorifics, spanking, choking, biting.

Context: The last of my pre-written scenarios to cope with my hypersexuality.

If Satyric Nymph had a dick, it would jack off in front of a mirror so it could see all the faces it would make and watch itself cum.

Imagine being so self-obsessed that you use your own reflection as material to do something as shameless as getting off to watching yourself get off.

Ix would record it too. So ix could play it back and listen to all the slutty sounds ix made. Needy and desperate as ix fucked ixs hand and shot white ropes onto the mirror.

Satyric Nymph couldn't stop squirming. Trying not to touch itself at the thought.

Satyric Nymph wanted to squeeze ixs throbbing cock into ixs clone's tight pussy. Feel its hole tighten around ix as it squirmed. Ix wanted to pound ixs clone stupid. Ixs clone begging for mercy.

Satyric Nymph wanted to choke ixself with ixs dick. The clone sucking the soul out of ix. It wanted to watch ixs eyes roll back into ixs head. Ix wanted to make a mess.

"Fuck daddy. Master. Master. Sir." Satyric Nymph liked the sound of that. Ixs clone would call ixself sir while ix fucked itself stupid.

Fuck. It felt all weird and fuzzy inside. Ix wanted to pull ixs hand back and send ixs palm into its ass cheek. Spanking isn't enough. Ix wanted ixs dental imprint in that thing.

Content: Some somewhat rough sex between two male OCs of mine

Content Warnings: Biting, light choking, maybe not primal play but definitely not vanilla either, kinda forcefull but not forced

Lucas's trembling hands were fumbling with the house key when Jude opened the door for him from the other side. "Shit." Lucas had planned on coming home, spending some quality time with his right hand in the bathroom, calming himself down with a cigarette, and having his shit together by the time Jude got home from doing whatever it was he did to occupy himself while Lucas was at work. But here Jude was. Standing in some basketball shorts and one of Lucas's T-shirts, locs pulled back, smelling like bodywash. Lucas couldn't help himself.

Before Jude could open his mouth to say anything, Lucas's lips were pressed against his. He hadn't even made it through the door. He was just so... he needed Jude and he needed him now. Jude pushed the door shut as Lucas pulled him into the kiss. “Lucas, I need to- lock- the door.” Jude tried to break away but Lucas held him strong. He turned around to pin the atra against the door. Holding him with one hand and twisting the bottom lock with his other as he hungrily kissed at Jude's neck. “Lucas, what's gotten into yo-” Jude started before gasping at the feeling of Lucas's teeth digging into his trapezius. Lucas was a large man, 6'1 and muscular. He was aware of his strength and normally tried to hold back his aggression until he was certain that his partner wanted it and even then he restrained himself until was pushed over the edge. This was completely out of character but Jude certainly wasn't going to ask him to stop.

“‘M sorry. 'M sorry.” Lucas murmured between kisses. “I've been so horny all day an' -" he paused to leave a hickey. "I've been thinking about you an'- what I wanna do to you an'- needing you all fuckin' day." He couldn't pull himself away long enough to speak. "I need you. I need you- I need you- I need you." Precum crated a wet spot in his work khakis.

“Upstairs.” Jude hummed, bringing Lucas back up to his mouth for a french kiss. Lucas reached down and lifted Jude onto his waist. The friction causing him to tug a fistful of Lucas's hair as the man carried him up the stairs. Lucas closed the bedroom door with a kick while Jude unclipped his lanyard with a tug and tossed it aside, kissing beneath Lucas's chin with a hand lightly squeezing around his neck, feeling his Adam's apple bob against his palm. Lucas laid him on the bed while the two undressed themselves. Judes hair had come down at some point but he'd find the band later. Lucas's dick sprung free from his boxers, so red with blood it almost looked purple purple, precum leaking down the veiny shaft. He pressed a finger against Jude's entrance to find it had already been stretched. He looked up at the atra who somehow managed to look so adorably embarrassed in such a rated-X situation. "I've been thinking about you too but you were at work so I-" his voice trailed off. Lucas was going to fuck this man stupid.

He spread the atra's legs open and pushed himself inside. Jude fit around him like a glove one size too small. He didn't give time for Jude to adjust to the stretch before fucking him in missionary. He normally would've but he wasn't thinking straight. His mind was going blank and his body was moving on its own in a way that had Jude seeing stars. Lucas was like an animal. Heavy grunts and guttural noises of pleasure. Jude wasn't much different. Eyes rolling back as his voice bounced with Lucas's thrusts, nails digging into skin. Pain and pleasure creating a high better than any drug. It was way too much but he was nowhere near ready for it to end. Luckily for him, Lucas was nowhere near finished.

Content: F!reader fucked by a sculk sensor and warden REMASTERED

Content Warnings: Monster-fucking, overstimulation, questionable consent.

Context: https://www.tumblr.com/satyric7nymph/752789108547600384/content-freader-fucked-by-a-sculk-sensor-and?source=share

Context: The sculk sensor is a block added to Minecraft in version 1.19, The Wild Update. This block senses vibrations and gives off a redstone signal in response, also triggering sculk shriekers within range. More info here.

Careful not to make any noise, you quietly approached the sensor. Its unfortunate generation setting it out of range of the others, much to your benefit as you positioned yourself over one of its tentacles. You bit at your lip to keep from yelping as the tongue-like appendage slid back and forth across your cunt, leaving a trail of slime in its wake. You reached down to guide the tip inside you. It was cold and hard to get a grip of but holy hell was it worth it as you inched your way down from the slim tip to the thicker base.

Choked gasps and wet squelchs echoed off the walls of the cave as the tentacle squirmed inside of you. Your hips grinded against the foliage(?) as sprouts licked at your swollen clit. You didn't know what to do with yourself. You weren't thinking. Your back arched and you sent a hand back to support yourself so you didn't fall. Your palm slapped against deepslate, somewhat cushioned by a sculk vein but not enough to avoid setting off the sensor. You clapped your other hand over your mouth, the sound triggering the sensor further as its tentacles began to writhe frantically. Pushing against your walls, rubbing your g-spot, the sprouts reaching up into your pussy lips as if they were determined to stimulate every inch of your labia. Tears welled up in your eyes as it fucked you. Legs trembling, pussy squirting, body convulsing uncontrollably. It was just too fucking good. The weight and movement caused your hand to slip and you hit your head as you fell.

Context: The warden is a mob added to Minecraft in version 1.19, The Wild Update. This mob senses vibrations and sniffs the air to locate and persue other mobs. More info here.

You woke up to a piercing headache. As if someone took an ice pick and dug it in through one end of your skull and it came out the other. Thuh-dum. You would've mistaken it as your own heartbeat if it wasn't followed by a clicking chirp. You opened your eyes to find a massive humanoid figure looming over you. Sculk veins hung from its antlers and an eerie glow came from within its exposed ribcage. Its cool breath brought you out of your frozen state, allowing you to let out a horrified scream. The warden's antlers seemed to react to your voice. Their dull glow rising as the creature let out an anguished cry, raising its arms and sending them down, cracking the deepslate on each side of you. You covered your mouth as you sobbed. The echo of the warden's anger dying down until the only sounds in the cave were your muffled cries, the warden's staticy growl, and the thuh-dum of its heart. You tried not to yelp when you felt something wet dripping onto your thigh. You looked down to see it was leaking out from the warden. There was a wet squelching as something moved inside of the warden's groin. You watched in horror as a dark tentacle emerged from its body, positioned between your legs. Similar to the skulk sensor, it left a trail of cold slime as it began to slither up your thigh. “N-Nuh-” You began to cry out. Earning an annoyed snarl from the warden, reminding you to keep quiet.

The appendage made its way to your cunt. Squeezing its tapered tip into your vagina until you were stretched to your limit at the base. Tears welled up in your eyes as your body threatened to tear. Your hands trembled as they contained the sobs you failed to choke back. You were terrified. So why was your pussy loving every second of it? The beast above you grunted. Its cock continuing to swell with whatever it had coursing through its veins as you squeezed around it. God it felt so good. The appendage writhed inside of you, easily making it's way through your tightness and pushing against your walls until you squirted. The warden fucked you through your orgasms, one after another, tolerating the sound of your voice in favor of its own impending release.

You felt your stomach swell as the warden's load poured into you. Its body began to rock, giving you a few good thrusts as if to pack its load in before its penis retracted back into its body. You were barely conscious enough to hear the creature burrow beneath the ground to return to where it had been sleeping, leaving you a completely fucked out mess, gushing cum as you rode out the last waves of your orgasm.