Guess Who Just Sped Ran An Hour And A Half-ish Video Of The Entire Bioshock Timeline

Guess who just sped ran an hour and a half-ish video of the entire Bioshock timeline

Idk what was my mindset of “I will revise some stuff today” then getting bored, reading a few LOTM chapters, then deciding “what if I just watch the entire timeline of Bioshock. Like. Right now.” and then doing just that. Mm. One more good story added to my collection.

Hey what if in the future when ORV has an anime and all that stuff and we get one of those limited time pop up cafes and one of the menus is a fried squid donut that if you split it apart there’d be ketchup inside to reference the entire 73rd DK arc…

And maybe with every order you get a small blurb from ORV on your bill where you can put it on a wall with all the other orders to form the entire story of ORV like how HSY did in the epilogue (and if you don’t know/forgot where you can interact with other ORV readers to put it up on the wall)…

Of course we’d also have Murim dumplings, chicken broth and a tomato salad bowl on the menu.

I can imagine a drink for OD as a butterfly pea tea that can change from blue to purple with lemon juice. It’d have like a pinch of edible glitter in it to look like stars.. Then SP’s drink is just a glass of wine lmao.

You know what else would be cute too? Posters on the wall that looks like we’re watching the kkomas cooking. And if you ask the waiter about the food they’ll just say [number] is cooking slowly because [that one Kkoma I forgot the number of] is off-duty today.

Also a section of the cafe is a small reading corner with ORV volumes to read but it’s designed to look like the inside of a subway because why not.

Been KDJ this Jarchivist that so shout out to my first reader figure Alexandra Marie Bailey, thank Chris Colfer for carrying my love to read in my childhood that somehow spiraled into my love for a British eldritch horror podcast and a Korean reverse isekai webnovel

Bonus : all three of them got saved by a writer (well one of them was a poet but eh)

I remember thinking Alex was very relatable as a kid but now growing up I realize I’m more like Conner lmao, love the Bailey twins. Don’t think I’ve ever posted a TLOS post on here but yeah it was my first fantasy fiction and I still absolutely adore it till this day. Pleasantly surprised to see tons of posts about it on tumblr

I’ve got this thing rotting in my gallery for two weeks or something. I should make a collection of “ORV animatic ideas that I sketched out / made a small part of but didn’t put my mind into finishing it.”

I once wrote out “so like there’s this scene where a dragon is fighting an eldritch god while also fighting Sun Wukong while Thor and Dionysus gets drunk in the background and while all of this is happening Hades and Persephone is watching from afar also MC is about to be kidnapped by other MC while other MC comes to rescue him. Yes this all makes sense.”

Orv is so batshit nonsensical outta context. How am I supposed to explain to someone who don’t know shit about orv that there’s an arc where we got Uriel the Archangel, the black dragon from Elden Ring, and Sun Wukong banding with our main cast to fight the Egyptian god Ra on top of a battleship within a planet that’s based on the Wizard of Oz?

And that is somehow not the most absurd thing that happens? Like canon mpreg is just our everyday Tuesday and led to actual character development.

LOTM progress

I got to the Qilangos assassination plan-grand ball arc and as I was thinking about how this very haphazard attack plan that half relied on luck and half relied on broken telephone communication was the one that succeeded among all the government agents because “if you don’t know what tf you are doing, the enemy doesn’t either”

And the reactions of people who was involved in it were just

“Oh cool anyways flesh glove” “cool that guy’s dead” “don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious” “dang it worked wtf”

This is the funniest group ever.