Happy Birthday!!! You Get A Picture Of My Cat

Happy birthday!!! You get a picture of my cat

WAHT A GORGEOUS BABY?????? PLS CUDDLE THEM FOR MEEEE

I was today years old when I found out that in the Battle Nexus 2 video game, the TMNT fight the TMNR while Splinter and the turtle sensei discuss their own past match (and bitch about their sons' lack of intellectual development). And it's as hilarious as it sounds.

Rat!Mike: I heard turtles move slow, but I didn't know their minds were slow, too! Turtle!Don: Hey, buddy. Isn't your master a turtle? Rat!Raph: You dare to insult our master??? That's going too far!

(Video on Youtube here)

new cover art for i'm sorry, teenage mutant what now? btw :3c

oh my GOD I LOVE YOUR RAT SONS AU SO MUCH AAGHARJAJGVBLA !!!!!!!!!!! i hope you win once were up against eachother in the best sibs comp its so so cool i wish you luck AAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OMG HI FINN HI !!!!! AND ADKJFHKJZDHF THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY SILLY RAT SONS

LOL SPOTS DEFFO GONNA KICK MY BOYS BUTTS BUT IM REALLY EXCITED SEE THEM GO HEAD TO HEAD

im gonna try and crank out some doodles of them interacting if ur okay with such!!

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falls down stairs IM HERE IM HERE SORRY IM SO LATE

RAT SONS AU

in which Master Splinter is a wise and silly old tortoise, and father of four skittering, chaotic, ninja rat children. <3

(inspired by that one background moment of the 03 series! 🐢🐀🐀🐀🐀)

there will be lots of similar plot points as the 03 series (like 'tales of leo' and 'good genes' etc etc) but there are also a lot of fundamental changes in the foundation of things too — like the guardians and ninja tribunal and the hamato family line etc etc. content wise tbh its probably mostly just gonna be snapshots of random moments throughout the boys lives, but i do kinda have some plot concepts? so we'll see 👀

(embarrassingly long) introduction under the cut if u'd like to read!

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Years ago, Oroku Saki defeated Hamato Tang Shen in battle, and finally brought an end to the family that would deny him his power. He ordered her homestead be razed to the ground, and all mystic artifacts to be delivered to him. Particularly, the Hamato’s prized pet tortoise, which was rumored to be itself a conduit for the family’s legendary mystic abilities. With the creature in his possession, along with the new rapid-enhancement chemical he commissioned from laboratory familiar with mystic properties in New York — at last, he would be granted his godhood, and guarantee the legacy of his fathers clan. The Hamatos could deny him no longer. He had won.

Or he would have, had the fools at the lab not ruined everything, the precious mutagen spilling all over the tortoises crate and the fool handlers who carried it. The contaminated men morphed into horrific, animalistic monsters, attacking the scientists and wrecking the laboratory itself. And, most crucially, in the ensuing madness, the crate which contained the tortoise, his last possible connection to the Hamato’s power, lay shattered, and empty…

Meanwhile, Hamato “Splinter” Yoshi, who until this point had quite enjoyed his extended existence as a simple tortoise and family pet, found himself fleeing the eyes and hands of the man who killed his human family, and the lab that granted him this new shift in consciousness, to instead face the terrifying chaos of the streets and alleys of NYC. His transformation into something more bipedal had hurt considerably and left him aching and disoriented, but still he could not pause. He could not falter. Not until he found somewhere safe to hide himself and the four squirming, impossibly small rat-pups in his arms. He hoped the chemical that washed over them had not warped and hurt their young bones as it had his own. He hoped he could find somewhere safe to care for them. He hoped they could survive the night without their mother. He hoped, he prayed he could protect these precious, squeaking, peach-fuzzed ruminants of his family. He did not think he could survive any more loss.

For now, he would do what he could, and slip into the shadows of this city. Having lived so long among ninjas had its benefits there, at least.

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