No Lube, No Protection, All Night, All Day, From The Kitchen Floor To The Toilet Seat, From The Dining

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

i would fight 3 mountain lions on top of broken glass in a mcdonalds handicap bathroom stall with my hands tied behind my back and my only weapon is a shake weight glued on my forehead just to get a chance to hear him whimper in my ear

★Billy Loomis & Stu Macher x Bimbo!Reader headcanons★

𖦹Warnings: slightly suggestive if you squint

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Billy ⁀➷

୨୧― You aren't really his usual type but when he met you he just couldn't get you of his mind

୨୧― Loves how different both of your aesthetics are and how they clash (but would never admit it)

୨୧― Gets slightly possessive whenever guys stare but also loves it

୨୧― He gets so touchy when someone's staring a little too hard

୨୧― (Somewhat) Playfully asks you to cover up a little more

୨୧― But also says things like, "Wear whatever you want, you know I can fight."

୨୧― Adores how clueless you are on so many things

୨୧― Loves the way he sticks out like a sore thumb in your room; completely covered in pink decorations and plushies

୨୧― Pays you random visits through your window just to see you in your skimpy night gowns

Stu ⁀➷

୨୧― Instantly fell in love with the way you carried yourself and didn't seem to care what others thought of the way you dressed

୨୧― Loves helping you pick out your outfits

୨୧― Buys you things he'd think you'll like whenever he's out

୨୧― Does not care how revealing you dress, if anything he encourages it and lives for it

୨୧― Begs you to let him pick out your next nail design

୨୧― Keeps an eye on you at gatherings and parties just to make sure no one gets handsy

୨୧― Loves gossiping with you, always comes up to you with something like, "You will not guess what I overheard in class today" in such a dramatic tone

୨୧― Defends you like his life depends on it whenever someone says something negative about the way you dress

till im unresponsive.

*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

★ Ethan Landry headcanons ★

𖦹Warnings: a little stalker!ethan, panty stealing, slight sexual references, very vague mentions of murder

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―୨୧⋆ ˚ A/N: Kinda short but I had to get this out of my system, will probably go back and edit later on, this was meant to be a general headcanons but it kinda turned into a Stalker!ethan so :p

This has not been proofread ^_^

୨୧― Is so so sweet and affectionate but is also incredibly jealous and almost possessive

୨୧― Knows your schedule like the back of his hand; he knows exactly what time you wake up at and when you're out of your apartment

୨୧― Sneaks into your room when you're not there and snoops around, feeling like the hit the jackpot when he found your panty drawer; and obviously couldn't leave without taking a pair

୨୧― Leaves you little notes and gifts on your bed when he sneaks in

୨୧― Found the perfect spot to watch you through your window, completely clueless to the fact that you were being watched. You should really close your blinds

୨୧― When he finally builds the courage to sneak in your room while you're there, he just stands at the end of your bed watching you sleep

୨୧― Sometimes even snapping a few pictures of you while you're sleeping

୨୧― He can't help smile when he overhears you complain about what seems like the 10th guy ghosting you before a date, "mysteriously" disappearing and never calling back

୨୧― Follows you to and from class everyday from afar "just to make sure you're safe"

୨୧― Sneaks in your room and finds a small box that contains all the small gifts and notes he's left you for weeks now

୨୧― Finding that box confirmed his suspicion that you secretly liked the scary attention, encouraging him to get bolder with his behavior and bringing back one of the panties he took; dirtied with a fresh load