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Puppy riding a chicken. Nothing unusual here

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lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. [x][x]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

Men are using a powerful hashtag to fight back against emotional abuse

According to NCADV, 4 in 10 people have experienced some kind of coercive control from an intimate partner. Sadly, #MaybeSheDoesntHitYou is raising much-needed awareness for a widespread problem.

Things Edward Could’ve Said That Sound Less Suspicious

Bella: Your eyes are a different color, did you get contacts?

Edward: Uh haha yeah I did. I think they look pretty cool.

Edward: *stops the car and saves Bella* Hey are you ok? *stands up, pretends his arm hurts* Awesome I’m gonna get this looked at now.

*Tells Carlisle. Comes back to school with arm in a cast and sling*

Bella: How did you stop that car? You were amazing.

Edward: Well sadly I wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider and I don’t have superpowers. Doctor said it was an adrenaline rush, it’s a common natural response to life or death situations. Basically it maximizes your body’s physical capabilities. So yeah it’s like temporary super strength and speed. Crazy shit.

Bella: You’re so cold. I can’t feel your pulse.

Edward: I have hypothyroidism and bradycardia.

Bella: Aren’t you going to eat something?

Edward: I have to be on a special diet.

Bella: Oh right, your condition, sorry.

This list could go on and on. You’d think after being a mind reading vampire for 91 years you’d learn a thing or two about being a good liar. SHEESH.

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

This is why you should read the Alchemist! (Review)

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

Anyone else here the music in their head? Just me? Cool.

i’m not legally male i’m illegally male

What’s going on here 👀

Kay Lee Ray vs. NXT UK Women’s Championship Match

NXT UK TakeOver: Cardiff

Digitals: Part One

It’s just a collage.

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hi guys today im crying over donnie being a softshell turtle

Dragon age/Shrek mash up this time! Inspired as always by random wank me, @chralotte & @leiaaorganas make jokes about

Einstein

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

Draw the squad meme:

Types of Monopoly players, Hokage edition

Hashirama: the insanely sore loser (does the board-flip)

Tobirama: the one who knows all the rules and helps to solve arguments about who is right and who is wrong, also a sore loser.

Hiruzen: the one who says he’s not competitive, but he is.

Minato: the non-committed one, he’s just happy to play/see his son win. Makes frequent and prolonged trips to the kitchen just to refill everyone’s drinks.

Tsunade: always in jail, not lucky with board games in general, also the one who wants to turn every board game into a drinking game.

Kakashi: the lazy one who sits in the comfortable armchair miles away while everyone else kneels on the floor. “Move my piece for me, will ya?”. 

Naruto: the lucky one that lands on the most expensive properties and wins the game.