Hello, Hopefully This Request Is Timed Right Haha. But Patrick Bateman, And Perhaps Other Slashers Of

Hello, hopefully this request is timed right haha. But patrick bateman, and perhaps other slashers of your choice with a gn s/o who adores true crime?

Mainly asking this because of patricks line on murders and executions in the film, I think if he'd bring it up with an s/o who has a genuine interest in them then thatd make for an interesting dynamic :)) Thank you ^^ I wish you luck on the wips sitting in google docs lmao

Omg I love that! I'm so so so soooo sorry this took so long! Hope u enjoy!

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TRUE LOVE!

Patrick bateman x reader

Warnings; none! Besides,, some talk of serial killers and murdering!

Your boyfriends past time has interested you. He never told you about what he did until he decided one day on your way back home from dorsia to tell you.

"I'm a killer? Didn't you know I'm insane? Y/n..." he leaned over. You looked at him in delight. Serial killers has always been one of your interests, and now it's even better that your dating one.

Some time has passed since he first told you. Causing you to ask as many questions as you want because of how interesting he is.  Sometimes you ask him basic questions like does he think of himself as a killer?? Whenever you asked that while sitting at a table in a high end restaurant.

" The thing about me is, I can’t be defined as a serial murderer or anything else. I’m something no one can label, I’m something that hasn’t been and cannot be defined.. there isn’t a name for what I am. I am above, and outside of, society.." the way his voice goes deeper and deeper made you shake with fear.

  His smirk grows bigger as you look at him with puppy dog eyes.

"ANY other questions? " He asked, and you nodded your head. "How do you feel about my interests?? And do you support me?"

You asked blushing a little bit. He took a sip of his wine and began, "y/n. I will always love you. Don't forget that. But I think that  They are a unique kind of human, they are usually driven by narcissistic traits, they can’t control their impulses and are incapable of feeling empathy."

He talked more about serial killers, taking drinks in-between his sentences. You have never noticed but he is more interested in true crime and killers than you.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

reblog to give somebody a fucking hug because we are all struggling to get through it. solidarity in this tough ass world.

y’all make patrick bateman sexting headcanons like he wouldn’t send shit like this

Conservatives finally say the quiet part out loud:

They would rather have a dead child than a trans child.

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