I See Them Everywhere

I see them everywhere

I whisper "slut toast" to myself all the time when I'm putting a pffft of butter on crunchy brown bread. Forget brat summer, I was really just inside having a slut toast summer by myself.

does phil know what the phrase “slut toast” has done for us as a society

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

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@danielhowell & @amazingphil

(twitter: @cowboy_kate)

Fucking around and making an espresso at 4:15 PM because I have a shit ton to do and at least this sorta counts as cleaning out the pantry, right?

Dan and Phil set up to film in the hotel room. They get distracted and don't realize the mic is recording.