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YOONGI MIN?!?!?!?!

WTF!!!!!! CODE RED CODE RED 🚨🗣️📢🗣️🚨🗣️📢🚨🗣️📢🗣️🚨🗣️📢🗣️🚨🗣️

For those of you who like werewolf tales with a touch of magick. ;)

The Witch and the Werewolf

Prompt: A is a witch that lives in a nice, quiet cottage in the woods, with their closest (and pretty much only) neighbour being B. B will sometimes come over — for spells/potions/to say hello/etc. — and has expressed their concern for A several times, because it really isn’t all that safe to live alone in the middle of the woods. A is confident that they can protect themselves, but is always wary on the full moon when they can hear howling unlike any wolf they’ve ever heard … One night, while the full moon shines overhead, A finds the source of the howling — an injured werewolf that’s whimpering on A’s doorstep. A cares for the beast, and looks after it until morning when it changes back into human form … and is revealed to be B. (Source in master list)

Word count: 3,914 words

Genre: Fluff, romance, supernatural

References: 1 Goo Goo Dolls’ “Black Balloon”

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‘A visitor! We have a visitor!’ the windchimes … chimed.

For a fleeting moment, I wondered if it’d be worth enchanting them to be able to tell me who was at the door at such moments as well. It wouldn’t be hard — at least, I reckoned it’d take the same amount of effort as making them somewhat sentient, which wasn’t much at all, really — and I was a competent witch, a statement I dared to own the fuck out of. The thing was, what would I do with this information? The visitors I had — few and far between, bar one habitué — were none I’d want to turn away.

‘Especially your habitué,’ said Broomstick, who’d stopped grooming herself just to deliver this hot take fresh out of the oven. ‘Being fancy, aren’t we, with the accent? “Habitué”. Rolls right off the tongue.’

‘It is your habitué!’ the windchimes said, incapable of not speaking in exclamation marks all the time. Inside voices: what were they? Also, there went my idea. Cool, cool. Guess I sometimes didn’t know the full extent of the spells I came up with until after the fact.

Standing up to receive, yes, the one steady visitor I’d never refuse the chance to see, I said, ‘Can we — can we please not start calling him that? He has a name.’ Broomstick feigned not registering the glower I directed at her. I knew she saw it. I knew she knew what she’d started.

‘Jacob! Jacob! Jacob!’ the windchimes chanted, like children repeating a word they shouldn’t.

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Christmas 2021 Reading List 🎄

For the ➡️2020 Christmas Reading List ⬅️

This got posted a bit late (technically if one is just starting the list, Christmas is almost over 😁); I wasn’t really planning to share (originally just for myself and something as a personal reference to keep track of my past readings and to-read fics) but I got some asks/messages for a dedicated curated list of Christmas fics. So, voila! If you love Christmas-themed stories like I do, you’re welcome to check the list and hope you find your favorites! Don’t forget to reblog the fic or send the authors love/nice comments too!

🎄Happy Holidays!⛄

Thank you dear authors for these gifts of stories that definitely added cheer to the holiday season 🥰

[about 70+ fics 😲]   [set in winter time leading to Christmas | I did not include new year-related fics though 🤔]

per member | collaboration | per author

🎅🏻per member

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happy birthday to kim seokjin, our funniest, brightest, most joyous moon! 💗

Daddy’s Home

100 days of kim seokjin (43/100)

endless bangtan gifs [15/∞] cr. namuspromised

also.... what are your favourite seokjin fics?

SEOKJIN FICS? DO I HEAR SOMEONE NEEDING A SEOKJIN FIX? ask and you shall receive, love.

before the list: i have a rec blog at @kithtaehyungreads that has a seokjin tag, but i am miles behind on updating everything that i’ve read before joining bts tumblr so i can also just put a list here under the cut, as well. 

hi, everyone that’s not user fairyjinie. if you’ve made it past the cut, that means you’re also looking for seokjin fics and that makes you a fantastic human being because THIS MAN NEEDS A LOT MORE LOVE THAN HE’S RECEIVING. 

anyways, here are some jin fics i absolutely enjoyed spanning... well, years lol. mind you, i have a terrible memory and may forget some. just keep a lookout on my seokjin tag and more will show up there eventually! 

format: fic title (a, f, s) | another fic title | etc. by author

note: minors dni with any fics with s (smut) tags note 2: don’t forget to check out all the authors’ masterlists and send them some love in a reblog/ask if you enjoyed one of their fics!

éffleurer (series) (a, f, s) by @sugaurora

perfect (a, s) | creek hill apartments (a, f, s) | washing machine (s) | by @btssmutgalore

with you (a, f, s) by @yoonpobs 

blurred lines (series) (s) | missed call (f) | fume (s) by @yoonia

ILL-fated (f, s) by @sketchguk

sugar (f, s) by @wwilloww

oh my gourd! (f) by @joonscypher

tips & teases (f, s) | unmasked (f, s) | pay attention (s) by @luffles424 

feral (series ft. kth) (s) by @ilikemesometaetaes

office rendezvous (s) by @namluve

in the mood (f, s) by @kinktae

final sleigh (f, s) | crystallised (series ft. myg) (a, f, s) | small tuna fish (f, s) | glazed & dazed (s) by @floralseokjin

a dozen tulips. (f) by @writtenwhalien

exes and superher-o’s (two-shot) (s) | pride and fidget spinners (s) | refinery29 (series) (s) | golden boy (s) by @kpopfanfictrash

all along (a, s) by @underthejoon

sharing is caring (ft. pjm) (s) by @littlemisskookie

cherry topper (f, s) by @kimtaehyunq

opaline moon (a, f, s) by @missgeniality

beside you (sm au ft. pjm) (a, f, s) by @kimnjss

daddy dearest (series) (s) | babygirl (s) by @taesinferno

currents (a, f, s) by @yeoldontknow

platonic (series) (a, f, s) by @joheunsaram

good for me (s) | kiss it better (f, s) by @ppersonna

bass boosted (m) | guided (m) by @lavienjin

danger (two-shot) (s) | last christmas (c, s) by @xjoonchildx 

untitled drabble (m) by @rmverse 

warm this winter (a, f, s) by @jamaisjoons

‘twas the night before christmas: milk & christmas coockies (f, s) by @sugasbabiie 

call me papi (s) by @jjksblackgf 

i don’t think i’m okay (a, f, s) by @ressjeon 

the IKEA test (f, s) by @yoon-bug 

hmmm... i really do feel like i’m missing like, a lot. this is a crime. jinconceivable. ugh well, i hope this is enough to hold you over for now! 

kim seokjin fic rec list (Ⅰ)

here’s a list of my favourite seokjin fics, please show lots of love and support to these wonderful authors and their blogs, some of these fics contain smut so no minors allowed ♡

a- angst s- smut f- fluff ❣- ultimate favourite

Burn after reading by @triviafics a (spy au enemies to lovers au)

first love by @jjkpls f s a (dad jin mom reader)

View by @noteguk s (ceo jin lawyer reader) ❣

one more time by @ssscentral f a (heartbreak and pining) ❣

no diving by @softyoongiionly f s (boyfriend jin) ❣

once bitten, twice shy by @fantasybangtan f (doctor au)

can’t keep lying by @1rosex a (cheating au) ❣

Her by @googikoo s a (infidelity readers is his wife’s best friend) ❣

Cheater Begger by @kittaebrat a (boyfriend jin)

For the glory by @mingoyeob s

youthful by @namjoonchronicles f (domestic au dad jin)

29+1 by @taeescript f (ceo jin)

Midnight hour by @serenehwa s (relationship au)

So what by @joheunsaram f s (bratty oc) ❣

Picnic date by @lovelyjin22 f (idol au established relationship au)

Little Black Book: The One You Hate by @bluewhale52 s (strangers to lovers au friends with benefits au) ❣

In Need Of Orders by @lemonjoonah s (Kingsman AU)

My Tiny Secret by @personasintro s a (mistress au) ❣

One step by @cutechim f a (pediatrician jin single mom au)

Fixate Inc. by @untaemedqueen f s a (CEO jin secretary reader) ❣

How to lose a guy in 10 days by @tayegi s ft. Best friend Jungkook ❣

Satisfy by @suga-kookiemonster s (kim line x reader escorts au ceo au) ft. Taehyung and Namjoon ❣

Better with you by @ve1vetyoongi s a (fake dating au arranged marriage au) ❣

la douleur exquise by @junqkook s a (soulmate au unrequited love au ) ft. Yoongi ❣

tonight by @mimikookie f a (established relationship au)

Blurred Lines by @yoonia s (sexual tension au teacher jin teacher reader tattooed biker jin) ❣

my type by @floralseokjin s (nerd jin) ❣

crystallised by @floralseokjin s a (fuck boy jin) ft. Yoongi ❣

small tuna fish by @floralseokjin f s (college au friends to lovers au) ❣

time fades away by @floralseokjin s ❣

daddy dearest by @taesinferno s (married dilf jin infidelity au age gap) ❣

éffleurer by @sugaurora s (CFO jin) ❣

half-baked holiday by @ddaenggtan f s a (bakery au friends to lovers au idiots to lovers au) ❣

wash ‘n dry by @seokoloqy (college au)

christmas under wraps by @joheun-saram f s (nurse jin doctor reader) ❣

platonically horny by @joheunsaram f s (best friends au friends with benefits au) ❣

novel complications by @joheunsaram f a (love triangle best friends to lovers au strangers to lovers au) ft. Taehyung ❣

with you by @yoonpobs f s a (divorce au marriage au childhood friends to lovers au) ❣

danger by @xjoonchildx s (hate sex) ❣

better than before by @minjoonalist s (ex jin)

if just for rain by @yoondoze f (friends to lovers au)

I Just Want You for My Own by @joonscypher f a (unrequited love au friends to lovers) ❣

Opaline Moon by @missgeniality f s a (idol au friends to lovers au) ❣

thunder by @ppersonna f s (friends to lovers au)❣

the bitch next door by @littlemisskookie s a ❣

distance by @kz-i-co f s a

the snuggle is real by @chimoona f s (established relationship au)

sugar sweet! by @ditttiii f s (established relationship au) ❣

Kitchen Confidential by @yoonjinkooked s (enemies to lovers au) ❣

slow. dirty. wet. by @clouditae f s (friends to lovers au) ❣

CLADISTICS ruined my life

#MOOD

being a human is so annoying all i do is spend money and be sad

2022 Season’s Greetings: Shadow Hacker Jin

Come sit for a spell & join @bratkook @hobidreams @junghelioseok @jungkxook @kpopfanfictrash @suga-kookiemonster and @underthejoon as we present seven stories sure to make your cauldron bubble over 👻🎃

Title: Fated

Author: @underthejoon

Pairing: Kim Seokjin x Reader

Summary: You always knew your paths would cross. That one day you’d be faced with the man, no the beast, to whom you would wed. Fated is what they called you, meant to unite kingdoms and realms alike. Despite knowing this, you are wholly unprepared for the way in which Fate comes to call.

Title: The Dark

Author: @bratkook

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader

Summary: Your small town thrives on the occult, luring tourists in with endless themed festivities, but the only place you’re determined to see is the mysterious club that comes to life the week before Halloween. What makes The Dark so exclusive, and what secrets are they hiding behind closed doors?

Tite: Renegade

Author: @junghelioseok

Pairing: Jung Hoseok x Reader

Summary: Call it what you will—an unfortunate mistake, a lapse in judgment, a really, really bad fuck-up. It doesn’t change the fact that you willingly signed your soul away to an infuriatingly handsome, disarmingly affable crossroads demon after tragedy struck. And it definitely doesn’t change the fact that you’re on the run from that very same demon, now that ten years have passed and your time’s up.

Title: F(X)

Author: @suga-kookiemonster

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader

Summary: you are his heart, his light, his everything—and when you don't make it home one fateful day, namjoon feels that light snuffed out right alongside you. but just when he thinks all is lost, a long-forgotten memory gives him the hope he's been praying for. you are his light, and the only place he belongs is by your side, basking in your glow. namjoon will do everything in his power to keep you burning bright.

Title: Lovely Demons

Author: @kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Park Jimin x Reader

Summary: As penance for a crime committed long, long ago, the Witch Council banished you to the feared Tholoss forest. Your sentence was one hundred thousand days of solitude – or death, whichever came first. Your one hope of salvation comes from the demon names sent to you every morning; creatures that escape the inner circles of Hell, posing a threat to the mortal realms. For each demon you hunt down, days are removed from your sentence. For years you’ve existed, biding your time, until one morning you receive a name which throws your entire world into chaos: the name of Park Jimin, High Prince of Hell himself.

Title: Nox

Author: @hobidreams

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

Summary: It has been centuries since the noble vampire Taehyung has allowed himself to want another. He had thought his emotions under control, his chilled heart far from susceptible to such human fallacies. Really--How many times has he borne witness to the lethal consequences of desire for a warm body, a soft kiss? But when he happens upon you, injured on the side of the road, bathed in the darkness of a long-settled evening… He finds himself unable to move on without at least ensuring your safety, all the while denying the fervent need budding in his damned soul.

Title: Suck It Up!

Author: @jungkxook

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Summary: being jungkook’s best friend means you’re used to his strange and chaotic ways of life but lately he’s been acting a little too strange, like thinking he’s turned into a vampire kind of strange.

a man after my own heart ヾ(*´∀｀*）ノ (cr. ♡ jimmeo-kookliet)

yoongi in the soop my one true love

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19

Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19 vaccine, or you still have the opportunity to get the vaccine against COVID-19. And holy fuck, if you aren’t fucking vaccinated against COVID-19, then you need to get fucking vaccinated right now. I mean, what the fuck? Fuck you. Get vaccinated. Fuck.

gorgeous yoongi.

You ever saw a pretty guy hula hooping you started crying?

soft seokjinie ~