Come Sit For A Spell & Join @bratkook @hobidreams @junghelioseok @jungkxook @kpopfanfictrash @suga-kookiemonster

Come sit for a spell & join @bratkook @hobidreams @junghelioseok @jungkxook @kpopfanfictrash @suga-kookiemonster and @underthejoon as we present seven stories sure to make your cauldron bubble over 👻🎃

Title: Fated

Author: @underthejoon

Pairing: Kim Seokjin x Reader

Summary: You always knew your paths would cross. That one day you’d be faced with the man, no the beast, to whom you would wed. Fated is what they called you, meant to unite kingdoms and realms alike. Despite knowing this, you are wholly unprepared for the way in which Fate comes to call.

Title: The Dark

Author: @bratkook

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Reader

Summary: Your small town thrives on the occult, luring tourists in with endless themed festivities, but the only place you’re determined to see is the mysterious club that comes to life the week before Halloween. What makes The Dark so exclusive, and what secrets are they hiding behind closed doors?

Tite: Renegade

Author: @junghelioseok

Pairing: Jung Hoseok x Reader

Summary: Call it what you will—an unfortunate mistake, a lapse in judgment, a really, really bad fuck-up. It doesn’t change the fact that you willingly signed your soul away to an infuriatingly handsome, disarmingly affable crossroads demon after tragedy struck. And it definitely doesn’t change the fact that you’re on the run from that very same demon, now that ten years have passed and your time’s up.

Title: F(X)

Author: @suga-kookiemonster

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader

Summary: you are his heart, his light, his everything—and when you don't make it home one fateful day, namjoon feels that light snuffed out right alongside you. but just when he thinks all is lost, a long-forgotten memory gives him the hope he's been praying for. you are his light, and the only place he belongs is by your side, basking in your glow. namjoon will do everything in his power to keep you burning bright.

Title: Lovely Demons

Author: @kpopfanfictrash

Pairing: Park Jimin x Reader

Summary: As penance for a crime committed long, long ago, the Witch Council banished you to the feared Tholoss forest. Your sentence was one hundred thousand days of solitude – or death, whichever came first. Your one hope of salvation comes from the demon names sent to you every morning; creatures that escape the inner circles of Hell, posing a threat to the mortal realms. For each demon you hunt down, days are removed from your sentence. For years you’ve existed, biding your time, until one morning you receive a name which throws your entire world into chaos: the name of Park Jimin, High Prince of Hell himself.

Title: Nox

Author: @hobidreams

Pairing: Kim Taehyung x Reader

Summary: It has been centuries since the noble vampire Taehyung has allowed himself to want another. He had thought his emotions under control, his chilled heart far from susceptible to such human fallacies. Really--How many times has he borne witness to the lethal consequences of desire for a warm body, a soft kiss? But when he happens upon you, injured on the side of the road, bathed in the darkness of a long-settled evening… He finds himself unable to move on without at least ensuring your safety, all the while denying the fervent need budding in his damned soul.

Title: Suck It Up!

Author: @jungkxook

Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

Summary: being jungkook’s best friend means you’re used to his strange and chaotic ways of life but lately he’s been acting a little too strange, like thinking he’s turned into a vampire kind of strange.

also.... what are your favourite seokjin fics?

SEOKJIN FICS? DO I HEAR SOMEONE NEEDING A SEOKJIN FIX? ask and you shall receive, love.

before the list: i have a rec blog at @kithtaehyungreads that has a seokjin tag, but i am miles behind on updating everything that i’ve read before joining bts tumblr so i can also just put a list here under the cut, as well. 

hi, everyone that’s not user fairyjinie. if you’ve made it past the cut, that means you’re also looking for seokjin fics and that makes you a fantastic human being because THIS MAN NEEDS A LOT MORE LOVE THAN HE’S RECEIVING. 

anyways, here are some jin fics i absolutely enjoyed spanning... well, years lol. mind you, i have a terrible memory and may forget some. just keep a lookout on my seokjin tag and more will show up there eventually! 

format: fic title (a, f, s) | another fic title | etc. by author

note: minors dni with any fics with s (smut) tags note 2: don’t forget to check out all the authors’ masterlists and send them some love in a reblog/ask if you enjoyed one of their fics!

éffleurer (series) (a, f, s) by @sugaurora

perfect (a, s) | creek hill apartments (a, f, s) | washing machine (s) | by @btssmutgalore

with you (a, f, s) by @yoonpobs 

blurred lines (series) (s) | missed call (f) | fume (s) by @yoonia

ILL-fated (f, s) by @sketchguk

sugar (f, s) by @wwilloww

oh my gourd! (f) by @joonscypher

tips & teases (f, s) | unmasked (f, s) | pay attention (s) by @luffles424 

feral (series ft. kth) (s) by @ilikemesometaetaes

office rendezvous (s) by @namluve

in the mood (f, s) by @kinktae

final sleigh (f, s) | crystallised (series ft. myg) (a, f, s) | small tuna fish (f, s) | glazed & dazed (s) by @floralseokjin

a dozen tulips. (f) by @writtenwhalien

exes and superher-o’s (two-shot) (s) | pride and fidget spinners (s) | refinery29 (series) (s) | golden boy (s) by @kpopfanfictrash

all along (a, s) by @underthejoon

sharing is caring (ft. pjm) (s) by @littlemisskookie

cherry topper (f, s) by @kimtaehyunq

opaline moon (a, f, s) by @missgeniality

beside you (sm au ft. pjm) (a, f, s) by @kimnjss

daddy dearest (series) (s) | babygirl (s) by @taesinferno

currents (a, f, s) by @yeoldontknow

platonic (series) (a, f, s) by @joheunsaram

good for me (s) | kiss it better (f, s) by @ppersonna

bass boosted (m) | guided (m) by @lavienjin

danger (two-shot) (s) | last christmas (c, s) by @xjoonchildx 

untitled drabble (m) by @rmverse 

warm this winter (a, f, s) by @jamaisjoons

‘twas the night before christmas: milk & christmas coockies (f, s) by @sugasbabiie 

call me papi (s) by @jjksblackgf 

i don’t think i’m okay (a, f, s) by @ressjeon 

the IKEA test (f, s) by @yoon-bug 

hmmm... i really do feel like i’m missing like, a lot. this is a crime. jinconceivable. ugh well, i hope this is enough to hold you over for now! 

yoongi in the soop my one true love

happy birthday to kim seokjin, our funniest, brightest, most joyous moon! 💗

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Hi, if you are reading this essay then congratulations, you are still alive. And if you are alive, then you have either gotten the COVID-19

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