Commission Them Or I Will Bite Your Toes In The Night

commission them or I will bite your toes in the night

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Solar eclipse with Mercury, Mars, Nishimura's Comet, and Constellations Virgo and Corvus

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after histology, this rings more true than ever

MUCUS™️ is the ultimate All in 1 Substance!!

Particulates in your breathe tubes? MUCUS can stick them down, and goes away with just a little sweeping!!

Tiny Beings entering light sensors? MUCUS stops them in their tracks!!

What’s that? Worried it’ll stick up your nutrient assimilation pipes? MUCUS works to make them slippery, and prevent them from getting too rowdy with the Acid Pit!!

BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE!!

Need Wetness but not liquid? MUCUS is the answer!!

Call 1-800-SNOT to receive a free shipment today :)

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

My boy Cyril, who emerged from an among us roleplay somehow. He’s a competent microbiologist tasked with handling the impostor problem, though he really isn’t used to space travel and the looming possibility of death… he is also very very smitten over an amogus cowboy yeah that happened

Extended bio here (might as well shoot my shot)

It’s funny how science fiction universes so often treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest.

I want to see a sci fi universe where we’re actually considered one of the more hideous and terrifying species.

How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn’t be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kill the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare “animal” races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth?

Like that old story “they’re made of meat,” only we’re scarier.

thank you, adding these to my wardrobe as we speak

aquarium outfit inspo

Happy (belated) Halloween! Drew the boys as cryptids to send off the spooky season 🐺🦋