Is It Weird That I'm Realizing That I Should Think Of My Body As Just A Body, But I Also Would Like To

Is it weird that I'm realizing that I should think of my body as just a body, but I also would like to be called beautiful?

It's fine though. Just make sure to tell Bethany that I'm sorry and that she can have my card to that one palace down the street ( not going to mention it but I'd be fine with dinner as well)

Also um thanks? Glad that I'm getting a semi award for being a fattie.

Hoping I don't die,

-S

Hey guys... I have a confession to make:

I ate the company cake...not Bethany.

I know I said it was her due to her fast Metabolism, but it was me. I ate the entire thing before the annual Christmas party because I was full-on binging and needed something to satisfy my hunger. I'm sorry, I was just sick on the same bland food-seriously, how in the world do you keep so many apples?!

...not my point though.

The point is that I was just so hungry that when I saw that the data analysis had brought in the cake for the party, I just couldn't help myself.

Also, to the girl that asked If I was pregnant and I said yes, I wasn't. That was the cake...the cake was my fake child

Ah.

Hm.

That would have been nice to know so poor Bethany wouldn't have had her pay docked I heard she's now on cleaning duty for the R&D dangerous waste for the next... couple of cycles years. I think.

Apples are good and tastey. Also those were Maliwan™️ genetically engineered lab-gorwn fruits made to taste exaclty like the ancient apple plant.

Tbf I'd have asked the same thing. Anyway congrats for having been able to vore the whole thing 👍

Too bad I have to forward your message confession to HR for a Disciplinary Action or whatever they'll decide up there.

Good luck~🌟

-- Jimmy

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Nothing. People are just jealous that they have to accept that the worst or most basic character known to man is considered hot by the fandom

As an asexual person, how the hell is aphobia a thing??? It’s literally just (for me) looking at someone and not being able to think “they’re hot”. I’m perfectly capable of thinking someone’s pretty, no matter their gender, I just don’t engage in any kind of inkling beyond that. That’s not a big deal, what do aphobes think is wrong with being aspec???