Mine Is Batman, Whats Yours? ;)

Mine is Batman, what’s yours? ;)

Slytherin: *pours something red into a cup*

Gryffindor: Whatcha drinking Slytherin?

Slytherin: *with a serious expression*

Slytherin: The blood of my enemies.

Gryffindor: *scoots away slowly*

Inter-House Friendships #3

Hufflepuff: *swimming and splashing around*

Gryffindor: *diving and flipping off the docks*

Ravenclaw: *floating quietly on a conjured raft*

Slytherin: *lying immobile face down in the water*

The Houses When They Have a Crush

Hufflepuff: Tries to figure out their likes and dislikes

Gryffindor: Some hardcore flirting

Slytherin: Lowkey seduces them

Ravenclaw: Sweats nervously and vehemently tries not to ask them what fandom they’re in

Hufflepuff: *rocking a baby*

Hufflepuff: You want to hold him?

Slytherin: Oh, umm-

Hufflepuff: Here. *hands Slytherin the baby*

Slytherin:

Slytherin: No thank you. I don't want this.

Slytherin: *places baby on ground*

Slytherin: Did you like the food I made?

Ravenclaw: No, not really.

Slytherin: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Ravenclaw: No wonder it tasted cold and dead.