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Which also explains why some dragons kidnap maidens … you humans take our gold, which you have no use for but we need to hatch our progeny … well we'll take your women, which we have no use for but you need to birth your progeny … how do you like them apples

You know. It’d explain a lot if dragon eggs were this impenetrable substance that only could break down and safely release the fledgling if it was sufficiently surrounded by gold. And for centuries dragons just needed to dig down and find a gold vein in the mountains, and they’d return and return and return to the same area, up until human were like: hey, we have no actual use for this super soft inert metal, but we like it, so it’s ours now. And the dragons were then forced to go: hello! I see your capitalist nightmare society is hoarding gold because it decided it had value for no reason. We need it for actual reasons. We would like ti back now.

Humanity: We sort of based our entire value system off it? So no?

Dragons: But you aren’t using it and we need it.

Humanity: Sweet. Can you pay us for it? 

Dragons: Do you accept UNENDING FIRE TERROR as payment?

So humanity was just like: ooh noooo. The dragons just like sleeping on top of gold for no reeeeason. They stole all of it because they are just terrible and greedy. So terrible. Our gold. Oh no. We need it. For richness. Oh nooooooo. You have to save us then you can be rich too.

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

My country just elected Jair Bolsonario as president.

He is a proud and self declared supporter of capture, murder and torture of minorities, and has a special hate torwards gays.

He has publicly declared his wish to start a civil war, and kill at least 30,000.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Please support my patreon so I have the means to escape this country before Im murdered. I’ll also add my direct neighboor is a homophobic giant that almost hit my mother and DOES hit his kids and wife. Yes the same woman that showed up on my doorstep with a knife on her stomach cause she “attempted suicide”.

I NEED HELP!

If you cant become a patreon can you please share this post ? I know its abrupt but im literally fearing for my life now. Thanks

The worst thing you could do on November 6

(besides vote Republican)

is NOT VOTE.

GO VOTE. PLEASE.

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney