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Say hello to PusPus Whiskers III😭 @piers-wifey

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God's biggest mistake

More S.T.A.R.S. shenanigans cuz I loves the chaotic elite squad

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Chris, Joseph and Forest love playing pranks on their fellow teammates. Especially poor Brad has to suffer under their constant shenanigans

One time Joseph snuck a big ass rubber bat into the S.T.A.R.S. office and prepared a hella confusing construction which would cause the rubber bat to fall down and right into the face of everyone who opened the door

Brad screeched like a little girl when he was attacked by the bat and gave everyone a tinnitus

Another time someone had put a fake spider in one of Brad's drawers and nearly gave him a heart attack. Everyone accused Joseph, because he's the prankster of the group and known for sneaking both fake and real animals into the office and for picking on Brad of course. But it was Becca who hid the spider in there. She may seem super sweet and innocent but don't underestimate her. It's often the quiet once who you need to look out for the most

After a few rounds of black jack, which Joseph had lost, he was dared by Forest to either slap Chief Irons' head or to run through the RPD only wearing his underwear. Of course Joseph chose the latter and needless to say that everyone at the RPD had something to tell their friends and families later that day

Richard and Chris are the ones who are sent to the nurse station the most because of their own stupidity. They practically live there

Like, they literally have races to the cafeteria to save themselves one of the few good spots there or to be the first at the buffet. And believe me when I say that you don't want to accidentally step in front of them when it's Taco Tuesday at the RPD

One time they had to be send to the nurse, both with a concussion, because they both ignored the warning sign that said "Wet floor" and slipped on the freshly mopped floor; sending them both flying down the entire hallway. Those boys are a hazard to themselves. Better glue them to their chairs cuz only God knows what kind of stupid ideas they come up with next when you leave them out of your sight for even a split second

But of course Chris/Richard isn't the only dangerous combination S.T.A.R.S. has to offer. The besties Chris and Forest are equally as dumb together. If not worse. I mean who else thinks it's a good idea to run towards each other at full speed while each of them is holding one of those big inflatable exercise balls?

And who else if not them was responsible for this big gaping hole in one of the walls in the gym of the RPD?

Wesker made them run 50 laps as punishment

Kenneth and Barry have arms wrestling contests at least once a week and the others take this as an opportunity to earn some extra cash. The best thing is: You never know who's going to win this time cuz both are pretty equal in their strength

The entire S.T.A.R.S. squad got both their Captains customized mugs. Enrico's says: "World's best Captain" while Wesker's has instructions on how to smile and be less grumpy written on them

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This is soo great I'm such a Chris and Forest😭

Imagine a night out at the karaoke bar with the S.T.A.R.S. squad

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Chris and Forest are having the time of their lives on the stage, screaming into their microphones

Jill and Joseph are discussing loudly which band makes the better music; Queen or AC/DC

Richard, Rebecca and Kenneth are talking about the most random stuff you can think of. Casually switching from a deep conversation about the different stages of decay to Richard's new puppy who's super clumsy and keeps tripping over his new toy

Enrico is ordering their fifth round of drinks because he wants both teams to have a great time

Brad, tipsy and in full party mode, jumps onto the stage and yells the lyrics to "Mambo Number 5" into the microphone, together with Chris

And Wesker who didn't even wanted to go there in the first place? Well, he's trapped between Edward and Barry, who are the hype men of Chris, Forest and Brad, and forced to listen to their incoherent yelling for hours. And every time he attempts to sneak away one of them catches him and drags him back to the others, telling him that: "The stage is over there"

He doesn't sing, but he's going to beat their asses in pool and card games

Everyone accuses him of cheating but Wesker just shrugs it off and calls them sore losers

They try to make him drunk so that they can at least win one round against him, but unfortunately for them Wesker can handle a lot. So they still end up losing against good ol' Captain Wes. In both the games and drinking

The next day, while everyone is hung over and has either a terrible headache or wants to sleep or both, Wesker is having the best day in a long time

And Wesker wouldn't be Wesker if he didn't make sure that everyone has learned their lesson

In other words: He will randomly turn the volume of the radio up whenever "His favourite song" is playing (My dude, this is your tenth favourite song in the past two hours. How many favourite songs do you have?) And of course every time he closes the drawers of his office table, he's doing it extra loud. Accidentally of course

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AWWWWW thank you anon!🥰

Me: *Accidentally wears sunglasses/shades for the whole afternoon

Me: Oh no, Oh no, Ohhh noo don't say it don't you dare say it

Me: "Seven minutes, seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you"

Me: Danm it!

*Meanwhile Piers knows little bit of Russian "NOOOOO!"

Me: *learning an old Russian lullaby for my future nephews and nieces*

The song: *Is about a wolf that will come to your house to grab you from the edge of your bed and then drag you into the forest to eat you*

Me: It's gonna be their favourite song