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This is soo great I'm such a Chris and Forest😭

Imagine a night out at the karaoke bar with the S.T.A.R.S. squad

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Chris and Forest are having the time of their lives on the stage, screaming into their microphones

Jill and Joseph are discussing loudly which band makes the better music; Queen or AC/DC

Richard, Rebecca and Kenneth are talking about the most random stuff you can think of. Casually switching from a deep conversation about the different stages of decay to Richard's new puppy who's super clumsy and keeps tripping over his new toy

Enrico is ordering their fifth round of drinks because he wants both teams to have a great time

Brad, tipsy and in full party mode, jumps onto the stage and yells the lyrics to "Mambo Number 5" into the microphone, together with Chris

And Wesker who didn't even wanted to go there in the first place? Well, he's trapped between Edward and Barry, who are the hype men of Chris, Forest and Brad, and forced to listen to their incoherent yelling for hours. And every time he attempts to sneak away one of them catches him and drags him back to the others, telling him that: "The stage is over there"

He doesn't sing, but he's going to beat their asses in pool and card games

Everyone accuses him of cheating but Wesker just shrugs it off and calls them sore losers

They try to make him drunk so that they can at least win one round against him, but unfortunately for them Wesker can handle a lot. So they still end up losing against good ol' Captain Wes. In both the games and drinking

The next day, while everyone is hung over and has either a terrible headache or wants to sleep or both, Wesker is having the best day in a long time

And Wesker wouldn't be Wesker if he didn't make sure that everyone has learned their lesson

In other words: He will randomly turn the volume of the radio up whenever "His favourite song" is playing (My dude, this is your tenth favourite song in the past two hours. How many favourite songs do you have?) And of course every time he closes the drawers of his office table, he's doing it extra loud. Accidentally of course

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Amen to this sistahhh

The S.T.A.R.S. squad as your friends

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–Albert–

Albert is the kind of friend who would call you out on your bullshit without mercy and who would sort of rub it in your face that he told you that this wasn't going to work. Is it annoying? Yes. Do you appreciate that he still kind of helps you out of your tricky situation despite knowing it better and telling you that you're on your own this time? Absolutely! Albert seems to know when you're plotting something, because every time you do, he tells you "No" in his strictest Captain Wesker like voice. How did he know you may ask? Beats me, he must have a sixth sense for this stuff or something. Or he just knows you too well. Who knows who knows.

–Chris–

Chris is 100% your bro and partner in crime. You two share one glitchy braincell and this one only exists to cause mischief and have a great time. Of course he's not irresponsible, most of the time at least, and will always look out for you and make sure you're alright and safe. But homeboy definitely tends to go overboard sometimes and drag you into his shenanigans with his two pals Frost and Joseph. Not that you would mind or anything. And seriously, who could resist the temptation to get on Chief Irons' last nerves? As I said before, he's your bro, big bro to be exact and will treat you like a little sibling.

–Joseph–

Here's ya boi Joey! He's the coolest guy in town who always manages to put a smile on your face. He's the king among the pranksters and always up for some mischief. Whether if it's hiding under Brad's table to scare the living shit out of him or putting a "Honk if I drive bad" sign on Chief Irons' car (He loves annoying the old pig face as he and his two buddies Chris and Forest call him) Hanging out with him will guarantee you a really nice time and great entertainment.

–Jill–

Jill is definitely the sassy friend with the best and rudest remarks. She also wouldn't hesitate to punch someone in the face to protect you. She's literally your scary dog privilege and everyone at S.T.A.R.S. fears her and her witty remarks. Especially poor Joseph. Jill also gives the best dress advices. She has a great sense for fashion and always finds a neat outfit for you for every occasion. If you like Makeup but don't know which is the best, just ask Jill. I guarantee you that she will drag you to the next store to get you some nice stuff. She'll also gladly help you with putting it on.

–Barry–

Barry is the Dad friend who would treat you like his own child. His cheesy puns and horrible dad jokes are what make you laugh and giggle every time, even when you're not feeling well. He gives the best hugs and always finds the right words to comfort and encourage you. You're always welcome at his place at every time of the day. You even have the spare key to his house. And since you're practically a part of his family, you'll be invited to every birthday and every family BBQ.

–Brad–

Brad is the quiet and shy type of friend who agrees with you and everything you say to either avoid any sorts of arguments or because he has a secret crush on you and wants you to like him. But that doesn't mean he would let you do crazy or dangerous things and just stand by and watch. Instead of 'forbidding' you to do something and argue, he'll try to gently talk you out of it by suggesting to do something less dangerous but equally fun. He's also the friend who would ask you to tell the cashier at McDonald's that he'd like his burger without pickles, but would pay both his and your food to make it even.

–Enrico–

Just like Barry, Enrico would be the Dad friend. He's always concerned about your safety and would rather send you a second or third text message, asking if you made it home safely and come off as 'annoying', which he is not as you assure him, than not sending anything at all. Tho he would definitely prefer to drive or walk you home himself. Enrico just wants to make sure the people who are close to him are alright. He also has a sixth sense for when someone isn't feeling well, even if he's not around them and will send them a quick message or call them. The worst thing is, he can't be fooled. He can read you like an open book and will pull you into a warm, comforting hug before you even had the chance to tear up.

–Richard–

Best boi Richie is the softest guy and husband best friend material. He's the friend you could call in the middle of the night when you're either having a breakdown or just want to ask something completely random that cannot wait until the next morning. He would also pick you up from the middle of nowhere and drive you home. He's not only your best friend, but also your therapist who you can vent to anytime and about anything and your emotional support human who would make dino nuggies at 3am with you. If you believe in soulmates then congrats, cuz you already found yours.

–Forest–

Exactly like Chris. He's your brother from another mother and the person you would trust both with your drink and your life. Would 100% pretend to be your boyfriend if someone tries to hit on you and makes you uncomfortable and wouldn't even hesitate to either punch them in the face or insult them in the most creative ways possible. And his western accent only makes them even more hilarious. He taught you some self defense and how to use a gun. He also tends to be a little flirty so don't mind him. He just loves teasing his friends. Also, if you're shorter than him congrats, you're now his personal arm rest. Great, right?

–Rebecca–

Rebecca is the sweet and caring kind of friend who sends you "Good morning" and "Good night" messages every day and tells you how proud she is of you. She also likes to give sweet little things to her friends. (Protect this cinnamon roll!) Rebecca loves to go on spontaneous road trips with you and if you're up for it, would gladly take you to a basketball match of her favourite team. Often invites you over for movie nights or spa days at her place. But don't be blinded by her sweet and innocent appearance. She knows how to kick ass and will not hesitate to defend your honor.

–Kenneth–

Kenneth is 100% the friend who gives the best advices. Whenever you're struggling with something, Kenneth is the first one you seek for advice. This man has met many people throughout his life, good and bad ones, and was also confronted with a lot of up's and downs in both his personal life and his friend's lives. Whatever your problem is, Kenneth has at least three solutions in store for you that would help you. This bear of a man may look a bit scary but is actually a gentle giant with a warm and kind heart who would go through hell and back for you. But if someone makes you feel miserable, like a toxic ex-partner/friend or your own family; all his softness will vanish immediately. He's not usually the type for threatening others nor would he start a fight with someone; but if someone hurts the people he cares about and expects to get away with it then they are wrong. So wrong.

–Edward–

Edward is that one friend who looks way more intimidating than he actually is. He's the master of the death glare and his bulky appearance just adds more to his mean and dangerous appearance. But like I said, he looks scarier than he is. Edward is, in fact, a total sweetheart and softie. He likes giving gifts to his friends and making nice things for them. He's also a little goof sometimes and would randomly pick you up and have you sit on his shoulders. And believe it or not, but he's really good at baking and his strawberry cheesecake cupcakes are the best. Everyone at S.T.A.R.S. loves them.

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Awwww (im like wesker here tbh)

The S.T.A.R.S. squad as parents

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—Albert Wesker—

He wants nothing to do with children and prefers to stay as far away from them as possible. Even the thought of having one is repugnant to him. He has other, more important things on his mind than taking care of a child. But if, against all odds, he does become a father, then he'd be the strict, controlling kind. He would monitor their diet, set a whole lot of strict rules and always keep an eye on them. Provided he cares about them in any way or is aware of their existence.

—Chris Redfield—

Chris would be a great father. He has some experience when it comes to raising children and instinctively knows what to do. The first few weeks after the baby is born may freak him out a little, given that he has never raised a baby before, so it'll take some time for him to adjust to its needs. But he's a fast learner and will happily take some advice from other parents. As soon as Chris is around his little one, he'll go full dad mode and will do the silliest things to make his kid laugh. Such as doing a handstand and making funny faces at them. Hearing his child's laughter melts his heart and immediately makes him forget about his work and the stress that comes with it.

—Jill Valentine—

Jill would be the kick ass mom that everyone on the playground fears. She wouldn't take any shit from anyone and teach her kid how to defend itself; both physically and verbally. Valentine jr. would be like a miniature version of their mom, something everyone at S.T.A.R.S. is kinda afraid of. I mean come on, do you really think that the queen of sass wouldn't teach her kid how to be independent and to put others in their place? She's a natural and her parenting skills are pretty good. She may seem strict, but she's actually a very chill mom.

—Joseph Frost—

He's a total disaster. Not in a bad way though, but in a funny, almost endearing way. He's always so worried that he might do something wrong. That's why he's so hesitant to even hold the baby. “But... what if I break it? It's so tiny!” He will seek advice from his fellow S.T.A.R.S. colleagues Barry, Enrico and Kenneth. I mean who else if not them? But once he got used to this whole fatherhood thingy, he'll be the funniest, most laid back father you've ever seen. He's also a pro at entertaining his kid with his magic tricks.

—Brad Vickers—

Just like Joseph, Brad would be one hell of a nervous, overprotective mess. Even long before the little one is born, he would overthink everything and anything he does and make up the most craziest "What if"-scenarios in his head. He needs a lot of reassurance and patience, especially after the little one is born. He feels really bad because he really wants to help you, but doesn't know how. Which is funny, because his instincts tell him exactly what to do, if wasn't for his anxiety. Just take him under your wing and l watch him slowly settle into his new role.

—Enrico Marini—

Enrico is an expert when it comes to raising children. He has two sons and just like his fellow fathers, Barry and Kenneth, he knows literally everything about raising children and how to deal with their temper tantrums. He's not as overprotective as his younger S.T.A.R.S. colleagues, but he's definitely stricter than them and wouldn't think twice about grounding his children or even taking away their consoles. But he would not raise his voice at them. One look is enough and they know that they're in a heap of trouble.

—Richard Aiken—

Hands down, Richard is not only husband material but also awesome father material. He's so gentle and sweet and just made for this role. Even when the little one was still in the womb, he would talk and sing to them for hours. Making sure they are used to his voice and would recognize it after they are born. He's also a pro in calming the baby down when its crying. He would just climb into the crib and have them lay on his chest, humming lullabies until they both fall asleep.

—Forest Speyer—

Forest is the 'cool dad' that teaches his kid all kinds of nonsense. Mostly for his own entertainment. He may seem a little careless when it comes to handling his kid, *cough* holding them upside down by the foot *cough*, but to everyone's horror surprise, the little one really likes it. They're always giggling when he does that and literally begging to be held like this. He even gets his kid and himself matching outfits.

—Rebecca Chambers—

Rebecca is the sweet and super careful mom, that would read all kinds of books about pregnancy, proper parenting, teething and how to detect what the child might want, before the child is even born. She likes to be prepared and ensure that she can 'understand' her baby and fulfill its needs. Rebecca will get the kid all kinds of cute onesies, toys and stuffed animals. Mainly because she finds them so darn adorable and also because she has little to no self control when it comes to buying cute things. She just can't help it. Every time she visits the RPD, her kid wears a different onesie. Much to everyone's delight.

—Edward Dewey—

Edward is the big, scary looking dad who's biggest weakness is, you guessed it, his kid. Like, he literally cannot say "No" to anything they ask him. They literally have him wrapped around their little finger and can make him do everything for them. Dressing up in a summer dress and have a tea party with them? Hell yeah! Letting his kid put make-up and glitter nail polish on him and make him sing the Barbie Girl song with them? You bet! Papa Bear Ed gives the best cuddles and doesn't mind having them use him like a jungle gym.

—Kenneth Sullivan—

Is the prime example of a soft Papa Bear. Just like Edward, he looks intimidating at first, but is actually the sweetest guy ever. Can and will carry all of his kids at the same time and loves giving them piggyback rides. He also teaches them self-defence at a young age and enrols them in martial arts clubs. Kenneth loves his kids more than anything and tries to spend as much time as possible with them, knowing it could be the last time for either a long time or forever.

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Pumpkin carving with the S.T.A.R.S. members

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–Albert Wesker–

“You want me to what? Dearheart, don't you think we're a little too old for that?” After your like twentieth attempt at changing his mind, Wesker finally gave in and allowed himself to sit beside you and start carving the pumpkin that has been sitting on the table the entire time. To your surprise, Wesker's carving skills were remarkably good, making you wonder if he really was such a big holiday grouch, or just too reticent to show that he too could enjoy silly little things like this.

–Chris Redfield–

Chris is a huge Halloween fan and down for it like no other. Will spend hours looking for the perfect pumpkin with you and once you found it, there's no stopping. There's not really a set design, you two just carve whatever you want. All you and Chris care about is to have fun and enjoy the little things, and that's exactly what you two do. Being silly together and creating a unique looking pumpkin, while giggling like little kids.

–Jill Valentine–

Jill is anything but good at pumpkin carving. Not to mention that her lack of patience for such activities often ends in literal pumpkin massacres. But, since she wants to be part of the things you like and help you as much as possible, she offers to spoon out the pumpkins and leave the carving to you. You're much more talented than her anyway. Plus, she loves the concentrated look on your face when you dive into your work. So, it's a win-win for both of you.

–Joseph Frost–

Joseph is a man-child through and through. He loves Halloween with all its traditions and spends days and a good amount of money preparing his apartment for the spooky season. So, it's no surprise that he's a master at pumpkin carving. Watching him create literal art is almost more fun than to do it yourself. But, Joseph wouldn't be Joseph if he didn't let his cheeky self get the better of him and throw the pumpkin pulp at you as 'payback' for letting him do all the hard work.

–Brad Vickers–

Whatever you do, do not let Brad near any knives or sharp tools in general. Man's too clumsy and would probably end up in the ER with a nearly cut off finger or something. Instead, you should let him pick and spoon out the pumpkin and do the carving yourself. Trust me, it's the best option. Alternatively, you two could paint the pumpkin instead. It's much safer anyway and you two can still have lots of fun.

–Barry Burton–

A certified pro with a love for teamwork. He lets you pick the pumpkin and design, while he guts it out and carves it. But he wouldn't say no if you asked him to let you do the hard work. It's actually pretty nice to be the one who watches every now and then. But, he'll be by your side the entire time, making corny Halloween puns and, of course, helping you out if things get a little trickier. In the end, he's super proud of you and the way the pumpkin turned out.

–Enrico Marini–

Not the biggest Halloween fan, but thanks to his kids, he ended up carving dozens of pumpkins for them regardless. His skills are a little rusty - considering that his children are now adults and don't need his help anymore - but he still got it. His usual go-to is the classical Jack-o'-lantern design, but if you ask him for another design - and help with drawing the motif you want - he'll gladly oblige. Enrico doesn't say it out loud, but deep down he enjoys every second of it, because it brings back good memories.

–Richard Aiken–

Since he has never done this before, Richard is a little left-handed at first. To the point where he accidentally cuts himself a few times and ends up with nearly all his fingers covered with colourful bandaids. To cheer him up, you draw cute little faces on the bandaids. Despite the rather bumpy start, the pumpkin ends up looking pretty good, given that this was Richard's first attempt. And although he enjoyed it, he'll leave the carving to you next time.

–Forest Speyer–

Pumpkin carving with him almost always ends in a food war between the two of you. It usually starts with him flicking a pumpkin seed at you and then slowly spirals higher and higher until you both have completely forgotten about the pumpkin and instead chase each other around the house/apartment with the insides of the pumpkin in your hands, while you're laughing and giggling like a bunch of children.

–Edward Dewey–

Let's get this straight: Edward is terrible at anything that is related to art and crafting in any way. His pumpkin looks derpy and the proportions are more than 'just a little' off, but, just because he's bad at it doesn't mean he won't keep trying; even if it's just to see you happy. Which you really are. And knowing how stubborn and determined Ed can be sometimes, you'll have to be sneaky when offering your help. It's not that he doesn't notice, of course he does, but he pretends not to, just to see that triumphant sparkle in your eyes.

–Rebecca Chambers–

A bit nervous and overcautious when it comes to the thing. Don't get me wrong, she loves Halloween and especially the pumpkin carving, but her fear of you getting hurt outweighs her excitement a little. You have to reassure her that you'll be fine and in good hands, should you get hurt. Rebecca herself is pretty skilled and a little perfectionist. Her pumpkin is littered with squiggles and little curls.

–Kenneth Sullivan–

Grows a big pumpkin in his garden every year. You don't know how Kenny does that, but his pumpkins always end up being too big to be carried into the house, leaving you no other option than to do the carving outside, sitting in his backyard on a blanket, wrapped in warm clothes and with a cup of tea/hot chocolate to keep you warm. And the pumpkin seeds are not thrown away. Instead, they are fed to the birds.

–Kevin Dooley–

Kevin goes absolutely feral when it comes to it and tends to make a huge mess. There will be pulp all over the floor, on his clothes and even in his hair, but, he couldn't care less. He just wants to have fun and be creative. His skills may be pretty decent, but you can't say the same about his creativity and silliness. Forget about spooky faces, how about a cat presenting its butthole? Or one that has the word "taxes" carved into it? Scary, isn't it?

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