At Barry's Wedding

At Barry's Wedding

Wesker and Jill: *Talks about something important*

Wesker: Okay, we'll tell them tomorrow

Forest: *Overhears their conversation*

Forest: Tell them what?

Jill: The venue's beautiful, huh

Forest: Tell them what?

Wesker: Just leave it alone, Forest

Forest: Okay, yes sure yeah *leaves*

Jill: *sighs* That was a close one

Forest: *over P.A holding the mic* Tell them what?, Tell them what?, Tell them what?

Forest: Tell them- There's a black Nissan stanza with its lights on- Tell them what?, Tell them what

Chris:I need you to fill this up

Claire:*Checking the papers*

Claire: I don't get it, It's all done

Chris: No there's still needs to be filled in

Claire: Uhhh, all that's missing is my middle name

Chris: Then fill it up please

Claire:*Wonders* Do you not know my middle name?

Chris: Of course I do! Im your brother

Claire: Then what name should I put down then?

Chris: *Unsure* Anna?

Claire: NO!

Chris: Ooo, Claire "something" Redfield

Claire: 🤦‍♀️

I- (so relatable -_-)

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

Colorful memories

This is so me with Payphone by Maroon 5 (It's one of my dad's favorite songs)

That moment when you re-discover a long forgotten song you used to listen to a lot when you were a child. Back when my life wasn't perfect, but okay. The most ironic part? The song is called "Return to innocence".

Amen to this sistahhh

The S.T.A.R.S. squad as your friends

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–Albert–

Albert is the kind of friend who would call you out on your bullshit without mercy and who would sort of rub it in your face that he told you that this wasn't going to work. Is it annoying? Yes. Do you appreciate that he still kind of helps you out of your tricky situation despite knowing it better and telling you that you're on your own this time? Absolutely! Albert seems to know when you're plotting something, because every time you do, he tells you "No" in his strictest Captain Wesker like voice. How did he know you may ask? Beats me, he must have a sixth sense for this stuff or something. Or he just knows you too well. Who knows who knows.

–Chris–

Chris is 100% your bro and partner in crime. You two share one glitchy braincell and this one only exists to cause mischief and have a great time. Of course he's not irresponsible, most of the time at least, and will always look out for you and make sure you're alright and safe. But homeboy definitely tends to go overboard sometimes and drag you into his shenanigans with his two pals Frost and Joseph. Not that you would mind or anything. And seriously, who could resist the temptation to get on Chief Irons' last nerves? As I said before, he's your bro, big bro to be exact and will treat you like a little sibling.

–Joseph–

Here's ya boi Joey! He's the coolest guy in town who always manages to put a smile on your face. He's the king among the pranksters and always up for some mischief. Whether if it's hiding under Brad's table to scare the living shit out of him or putting a "Honk if I drive bad" sign on Chief Irons' car (He loves annoying the old pig face as he and his two buddies Chris and Forest call him) Hanging out with him will guarantee you a really nice time and great entertainment.

–Jill–

Jill is definitely the sassy friend with the best and rudest remarks. She also wouldn't hesitate to punch someone in the face to protect you. She's literally your scary dog privilege and everyone at S.T.A.R.S. fears her and her witty remarks. Especially poor Joseph. Jill also gives the best dress advices. She has a great sense for fashion and always finds a neat outfit for you for every occasion. If you like Makeup but don't know which is the best, just ask Jill. I guarantee you that she will drag you to the next store to get you some nice stuff. She'll also gladly help you with putting it on.

–Barry–

Barry is the Dad friend who would treat you like his own child. His cheesy puns and horrible dad jokes are what make you laugh and giggle every time, even when you're not feeling well. He gives the best hugs and always finds the right words to comfort and encourage you. You're always welcome at his place at every time of the day. You even have the spare key to his house. And since you're practically a part of his family, you'll be invited to every birthday and every family BBQ.

–Brad–

Brad is the quiet and shy type of friend who agrees with you and everything you say to either avoid any sorts of arguments or because he has a secret crush on you and wants you to like him. But that doesn't mean he would let you do crazy or dangerous things and just stand by and watch. Instead of 'forbidding' you to do something and argue, he'll try to gently talk you out of it by suggesting to do something less dangerous but equally fun. He's also the friend who would ask you to tell the cashier at McDonald's that he'd like his burger without pickles, but would pay both his and your food to make it even.

–Enrico–

Just like Barry, Enrico would be the Dad friend. He's always concerned about your safety and would rather send you a second or third text message, asking if you made it home safely and come off as 'annoying', which he is not as you assure him, than not sending anything at all. Tho he would definitely prefer to drive or walk you home himself. Enrico just wants to make sure the people who are close to him are alright. He also has a sixth sense for when someone isn't feeling well, even if he's not around them and will send them a quick message or call them. The worst thing is, he can't be fooled. He can read you like an open book and will pull you into a warm, comforting hug before you even had the chance to tear up.

–Richard–

Best boi Richie is the softest guy and husband best friend material. He's the friend you could call in the middle of the night when you're either having a breakdown or just want to ask something completely random that cannot wait until the next morning. He would also pick you up from the middle of nowhere and drive you home. He's not only your best friend, but also your therapist who you can vent to anytime and about anything and your emotional support human who would make dino nuggies at 3am with you. If you believe in soulmates then congrats, cuz you already found yours.

–Forest–

Exactly like Chris. He's your brother from another mother and the person you would trust both with your drink and your life. Would 100% pretend to be your boyfriend if someone tries to hit on you and makes you uncomfortable and wouldn't even hesitate to either punch them in the face or insult them in the most creative ways possible. And his western accent only makes them even more hilarious. He taught you some self defense and how to use a gun. He also tends to be a little flirty so don't mind him. He just loves teasing his friends. Also, if you're shorter than him congrats, you're now his personal arm rest. Great, right?

–Rebecca–

Rebecca is the sweet and caring kind of friend who sends you "Good morning" and "Good night" messages every day and tells you how proud she is of you. She also likes to give sweet little things to her friends. (Protect this cinnamon roll!) Rebecca loves to go on spontaneous road trips with you and if you're up for it, would gladly take you to a basketball match of her favourite team. Often invites you over for movie nights or spa days at her place. But don't be blinded by her sweet and innocent appearance. She knows how to kick ass and will not hesitate to defend your honor.

–Kenneth–

Kenneth is 100% the friend who gives the best advices. Whenever you're struggling with something, Kenneth is the first one you seek for advice. This man has met many people throughout his life, good and bad ones, and was also confronted with a lot of up's and downs in both his personal life and his friend's lives. Whatever your problem is, Kenneth has at least three solutions in store for you that would help you. This bear of a man may look a bit scary but is actually a gentle giant with a warm and kind heart who would go through hell and back for you. But if someone makes you feel miserable, like a toxic ex-partner/friend or your own family; all his softness will vanish immediately. He's not usually the type for threatening others nor would he start a fight with someone; but if someone hurts the people he cares about and expects to get away with it then they are wrong. So wrong.

–Edward–

Edward is that one friend who looks way more intimidating than he actually is. He's the master of the death glare and his bulky appearance just adds more to his mean and dangerous appearance. But like I said, he looks scarier than he is. Edward is, in fact, a total sweetheart and softie. He likes giving gifts to his friends and making nice things for them. He's also a little goof sometimes and would randomly pick you up and have you sit on his shoulders. And believe it or not, but he's really good at baking and his strawberry cheesecake cupcakes are the best. Everyone at S.T.A.R.S. loves them.

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