Imagine An Au Where, Coincidentally, Both Crowley And Aziraphale Ended Up Basically Becoming Robin Hood,

imagine an au where, coincidentally, both crowley and aziraphale ended up basically becoming robin hood, and doing the exact same thing, which is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, for different reasons

azi is taking money from the rich because they are cruel and unjust, and redistributing it to the poor, who are kind and good and (in his angelic opinion) more worthy of it.

the idea that stealing might be considered illegal doesn’t cross his mind

crowley is doing the same because theft is, obviously, a generally demonic activity, and could even be considered part of his duties as a demon.

the whole giving it to the poor thing is of course because, deep down, he’s really quite nice, but he justifies it to himself as “well i haven’t got anything else to do with all this gold.” the idea that he could steal from the poor as well doesn’t cross his mind

I'm not alloaro but I wish I was solely bc you guys have an awesome flag. Oh I love it when there's yellow and green.

Beautiful, stunning 🍋

*cradles fictional character’s face in my hands* *gently kisses their forehead* i’m going to make you wish you were never born

Had a dream that I went to a con to see Jonny and Alex speak about Magnus stuff but instead all the lights went off and a bunch of actors playing avatars of the 14 fears came around collecting people to follow their entity. They then led their followers around a fear-maze where they had to face a representation of each fear until they reached the centre of the maze where Jonny and Alex were waiting to give the talk

Rusty Quill you are welcome to hire my subconscious for Magnus related events

ahhhhhhhhhhh.............conservative Christians

My "friend" (coworker who likes to think she is) misgendering her nonbinary sibling constantly, mocking his desire for top surgery etc.

"But so many women would be jealous of [their] large chest"

"What if [he] regrets it???? Surgery is such an extreme measure :(((("

have you fucking considered that it is HIS body and HIS choice to chop off his tits??? and if they regret it, it is still their fucking choice to make!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon and The Admiral doodles <3