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the magnus protocol explores some of the most gruesome and bone-chilling horror concepts such as what if you received an email

I like their creepy vibe

RATING THE ENTITIES ON HOW FUN THEY'D BE AT MONOPOLY:

1.  The Flesh - 1/10, wont stop trying to use severed body parts as its player token, houses, and hotels. This would be fine if they werent so fresh and thus staining the board. Brought meatloaf and refused to specify what meat was actually involved. We agreed to order pizza instead.

2. The Desolation - 4/10, is a sore loser and barely wants to play as intended. It mostly keeps trying to flip the damn board and when finally realizing its temper tantrum won't work, they just give all their assets to one player to tilt the game unfavorably like a dick.

3. The Lonely - 5/10, didn't show up on time, didn't play, and mostly sat on the couch for all of game night watching reruns of Golden Girls. This is due to the lonely feeling one gets when realizing you'll never have friends like The Golden Girls. They still get a point for watching though.

4. The Dark - 2/10, at first they just kept flipping off the lights which made it hard to play but when The Desolation suggested candles (the only helpful thing they did all evening) The Dark responded by leaking dark water all over which got the money and chance/community cards wet.

5. The Spiral - 6/10, just enjoyed going around and around and around on the board, sorta played? Mostly lied about how much money they had or owed or what chance/community card they pulled. This was because, "math is for losers." Thus, they did whatever they could to quickly get back to going around and around the board.

6. The Vast - 4/10, played the game, didnt perform any antics, but they kept pointing out their vast amount of wealth  after getting hotels on the first row. Points lost for being a prick.  I will say, from time to time, I would get the over whelming feeling that I was falling. This wasn't a large issue until it happened to The Spiral and suddenly no one can seem to find the bathroom in petty revenge.

7. The Slaughter - 0/10, killed the pizza man. This provided two major headaches: a deadbody to deal with and the pizza being ruined from being dropped. Luckily, The Flesh found use for the dead body. As for dinner, we resorted to just munching on the snacks. Also, its really uncomfortable being threatened whenever they happen to land on your property and owe you rent.

8. The Corruption - 3/10, always brings rotten snacks covered in mold. Uses live bugs for pieces which aside from being gross is just not effective cause they dont stay still. How can I recall that their property has three houses when the peices are crawling on my wall? I also just think it is common courtesy to shower before coming over to game night.

9. The Hunt - 8/10, overly competitive but focused on the game and largely helped wrangle the others. Did keep making references to Wolf of Wall Street though which got old quick. It is worth mentioning that they also talked alot about their various hunting trips and buddies which was fine at first until they started describing a recent hunt that I think may have been my coworker who went missing last week.

10. The Eye - 2/10, cheater. Fucking. Cheater. I didn't even know you could cheat that many ways in Monopoly. Also they brought the lead pipe from a Cluedo board as their game piece and kept giggling when I asked why. Further, it is rude to pressure a trade deal by use of blackmailing. Had a lengthy argument about how technically you dont have to draw from the top of the Chance and Community Chest pile

11. The Buried - 8/10, dirt everywhere and I can't be certain but I think they made my chairs smaller? Maybe it was the table? I felt far too close to everyone. I will say they did mostly play the game but you will feel buried beneath your debt after landing on their property which... now that i think about it.. why was their rent so high? That can't be right..

12. The Web - 7/10, much like insects spiders are NOT a suitable game piece. Didn't technically cheat but managed to get ridiculous trade deals from everyone, especially The Spiral. The Desolation gave all their assests to The Eye to screw over The Web but.. to be honest the game is still going and I.. is it possible to have a stalemate in monopoly?

13. The End - 9/10, played the game but kept saying we should up the stakes by having losers die. I explained that this was the sort of game where if it goes on long enough, death is actually the preferred alternative. They understood and got really quiet for awhile. I think they are to blame for why I'm up past my bedtime. I'm growing afraid they'll all still be playing by next week.

14. The Stranger - 6/10, tried to pretend they were my mom. I know they arent my mom. So they taunted me bu saying they were my dad. This was effective as I don't know my dad. Asshole move. Also, would not stop commenting how dry my skin looked. Other than that, yeah actually played the game!

15. The Extinction - 0/10, when it was finally time for everyone to leave we all learned why Extinction had not shown up. Bad news, the outside world has been nuked. The good news is that I don't think I have to pay rent anymore. Or go to work. Oh god. What do I do about groceries?

Can't believe I still have to work with her ugh. The boss is the same way

ahhhhhhhhhhh.............conservative Christians

My "friend" (coworker who likes to think she is) misgendering her nonbinary sibling constantly, mocking his desire for top surgery etc.

"But so many women would be jealous of [their] large chest"

"What if [he] regrets it???? Surgery is such an extreme measure :(((("

have you fucking considered that it is HIS body and HIS choice to chop off his tits??? and if they regret it, it is still their fucking choice to make!!!!!!!!!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhh.............conservative Christians

My "friend" (coworker who likes to think she is) misgendering her nonbinary sibling constantly, mocking his desire for top surgery etc.

"But so many women would be jealous of [their] large chest"

"What if [he] regrets it???? Surgery is such an extreme measure :(((("

have you fucking considered that it is HIS body and HIS choice to chop off his tits??? and if they regret it, it is still their fucking choice to make!!!!!!!!!!!

A man visits his Rabbi 

One day, a Jewish man visits his rabbi, with a worried look on his face.

“Rabbi Moishe, I’ve got quite a problem. It’s my son, see. He went to Jerusalem to make pilgramage to the Wailing Wall, but when he came back, he’d become a Christian! I tried to ask him why he converted, but he didn’t give me a straight answer. How on earth do you think that happened?”

The other Rabbi clicks his tongue in disbelief. “I wish I could give you a good answer, but to tell you the truth, the exact same thing happened to me! My son wanted to follow in my footsteps, went to Jerusalem for a theological study trip, and came back a Christian. I just don’t know how it happened!”

Since they were at an impasse, the two men decided to pray to God and seek his aid with their problem.

“Oh graceful Elohim, we seek your counsel! We both sent our sons out to Jerusalem, but one way or another, they ended up Christian! How did this happen, oh Lord?”

There’s a few seconds of silence, before a great sigh comes from above, and a divine voice booms back to them.

“Guys, you won't believe what happened to my son…”

*cradles fictional character’s face in my hands* *gently kisses their forehead* i’m going to make you wish you were never born

So

That was an episode huh

Jon and The Admiral doodles <3

Messy doodles because I will never be normal about this. Ever.

My fave eldritch couple💚

I kind of “fixed” my art today so an updated version🙌🏻✨ I got a reblog with really sweet hashtags on the old art, so I’m going to keep it up as an f off to perfectionism. I am however, happy with this one

Had a dream that I went to a con to see Jonny and Alex speak about Magnus stuff but instead all the lights went off and a bunch of actors playing avatars of the 14 fears came around collecting people to follow their entity. They then led their followers around a fear-maze where they had to face a representation of each fear until they reached the centre of the maze where Jonny and Alex were waiting to give the talk

Rusty Quill you are welcome to hire my subconscious for Magnus related events

Audio recording by Jonathem Stims, head Marxivist of the Fagnus Institute, London. Gaytment begins.

daily good omens ‼️

day 3

I'm not alloaro but I wish I was solely bc you guys have an awesome flag. Oh I love it when there's yellow and green.

Beautiful, stunning 🍋

He’s so pretty… I want him to be grievously injured

imagine an au where, coincidentally, both crowley and aziraphale ended up basically becoming robin hood, and doing the exact same thing, which is stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, for different reasons

azi is taking money from the rich because they are cruel and unjust, and redistributing it to the poor, who are kind and good and (in his angelic opinion) more worthy of it.

the idea that stealing might be considered illegal doesn’t cross his mind

crowley is doing the same because theft is, obviously, a generally demonic activity, and could even be considered part of his duties as a demon.

the whole giving it to the poor thing is of course because, deep down, he’s really quite nice, but he justifies it to himself as “well i haven’t got anything else to do with all this gold.” the idea that he could steal from the poor as well doesn’t cross his mind

Hello, Magnus Archives Fandom, do you accept my offering?

My thoughts on the new episode 😭.

Not Celia’s knife 😭. Does she remember almost getting eaten by Helen?

The Case! Ahhhh.

AN Archivist ? Does that mean there’s more? Is this the same Archivist that Gwen and Ink5oul met?

Helen my beloved

She’s still a Tory 😭

I love her

Gwen my beloved 😭

Gwen and Alice should kiss, I think that would be epic.

The baby’s a Tory 😔

UHHHHHH WHAT ARE THEY DOING 😭

i love seeing ppl in the good omens fandom depict how they think ineffable husbands cuddle when they sleep and it’s vv cute but consider the following:

I've always loved drawings of Crowley as a snake so I decided to make my own. I hope you like it.

brainrot Alice eddition