Let Me Inside Your Home.

Let me inside your home.

RELATIONSHIP FALSE ALARM!!!!

EVRYTHING IS TOTALLY OK GUYS SHR WASNT MAD AT ME SHE WAS JS HAVING CRAMPS AND WASNT FEELING GOOD SHES OKAY <3333

sigh. ok.

Relationship AGAIN RAGHHH

bro my crush REJECTED ME BEFORE I COULD EVEN ASK. ARE YOU SERIOUS. I DEADASS THOUGHT SHE WAS MAD AT ME BUT THEN SHE WAS BEING ALL PLAYFUL W ME BUT LIKE SHES NOT ANSWERING ME. CHAT WHAT DO I DO 😭

Had a pretty bad day today. Got hit with the random depression and space outs. Tf did I do 😭

Might be relapsing cuz fucking anorexia

new magic, new magic, new magic, WAND!!

*BONK*

public callout post

@sharkiiv

i blame you for the fact that I started to listen to Tyler, the Creator

I have nothing better to do with my life so I make conspiracy theories about fruits.

New fruit conspiracy bc yall rly seemed to like the last one

Alright. Lemons. Hear me out.

Lemons. Are. MILITARY WEAPONS/EXPIRIMENTS. AND IM FINNA TELL YOU WHY.

Now, you're probably thinking "Shark, what the actual H-E- double FUCK are you on about?" And I js need you to bear with me.

LEMONS ARE A MAN MADE FRUIT. THEY ARE NOT REAL .

I just recently learned that lemons are NOT a naturally occuring fruit and are a hybrid of a tangerine and a citrus fruit. WHAT??? You're telling me that these genderfluid freak fruit are MANMADE? turns out, yes. They are. So now the real question is why did we make them? Was it accident? Was it to kill God? Or was it to take over the world. The answer is probably all of those.

Im proposing that evil scientists long long ago were trying to make a weapon that was so uncannily normal looking that it wohld go totally unnoticed. They probably didnt expect that it would literally be used in foods and drinks and other shit all over the world. This weapon? The lemon. The fruit Lemon Demon used for his name.

So why were they trying to make this weapon? No idea. Probably to fight the nazis. Or God. But maybe they didn't mean to make this fruit so awesome. Maybe it was supposed to kill people instead of making their faces twist and their lips pucker. Think about it.

And yes, Lemons do grow naturally now, but they didn't back then until the tangerine and the citrus were fused. Magic. I dont really know how that happened but I do know that plants have sex somehow and that Is how this bullshit happens. And now we have the lemon. Yay. Even though IT SUCKS!!! LEMON IS THE SECOND WORST FLAVOR AFTER GRAPE AND NO ONE CAN PROVE ME OTHERWISE. I ONLY LIKE PINK LEMONADE AND I HARDLY EVEN DRINK IT!!!

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.