Man If I Had A Fake Eye I'd Get So Many Weird Ones

Man if I had a fake eye I'd get so many weird ones

U know the phrase "hoisted by my own petard"? Well without even thinking of that phrase for some reason in my head I went "damn it really do be your own petard" and I kind of can't stand that

U know how some men will grab your waist or whatever to walk past you? Let's start doing the same but grabbing their necks

The definition of girl boss is in the movie "The Plagues of Breslau"

Why do people in jail always have harmonicas, where do they get them from

"If batman only comes out at night, why don't we just commit crimes during the day?" I'm immediately shot by every batman villain until my body is nothing but dust