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tragic: indie game developer you follow on twitter just retweeted a piece fellating elon on his bullshit spacex mars shit

i say this with 100% sincerity, elon musk is infinitely more likely to be responsible for making space travel an impossibility and permanently trapping humanity on earth than he is to land a single rocket on mars

freinds

they need to make mutuals that live 2 minutes away from u

I had to stop because it made me wish i was a beast :(

I had to stop listening to the beastie boys because it made me wish I was a boy

rip jayden revri you would have loved getting to kiss george rexstrew on the mouth in dbda s2

Cardi b, or to use her full name Cardigan b

yknow i hadnt even thought about enid being the stalker but now you say it it seems obvious of course she is oh my god you're a genius the only problem is i don't think enid would react like this to being caught and the only reason i even made this post was because someone much funnier than me made a joke on a podcast about how ghosts were basically just stalkers and so i stole it and made it wenclair because yknow why not tbh i don't know jow enid would react to being caught stalking at all

Yoko: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU STALKING ENID??

Wednesday: I'd prefer the word "haunting"

Wednesday: but essentially, yes

just sink your fangs into my neck, man. it won’t be weird. i promise

they mad because i be pronouncing pontious pilate like the form of excersize pilates

Support the comic on Patreon - your support will go towards getting Grandpa a new antique radio. Wait, everyone hates Grandpa? OK we'll get a new radio for him and then break it again, IDK.

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

twilight renaissance happening once again (in my brain)

that bit in twilight where edward shows Bella his sparkles is so funny because why would she be scared of that obviously that's not going to scare her, the skin is only scary by proxy of being attached to edward so why would he show her just show your fanggggs edward

LIKE A DOG WITH A BIRDD AT YOUR DOOOR

it’s like you’re being ratatouilled but the rat is your shame

THIS IS THE LIFE THIS IS THE LIFE THIS IS THE LIFE THIS IS THE LIFE

love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

i woke up and immediately knew it was Just One Of Those Days… bcos my bizkit was Limp

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

Yoko: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU STALKING ENID??

Wednesday: I'd prefer the word "haunting"

Wednesday: but essentially, yes

The most embarrassing thing about the Minecraft movie trailer is that the Lego movie came out in 2014, they've had 10 years since then

The lego movie

-was inspired by fans and community, taking a lot of style and motion from lego stop motion animations, thereby creating a film that genuinely felt like it was made out of lego

-used lego pieces to create smear frames to further capture the feeling of the world

-used one of their most iconic characters (standard builder) to create a storyline about how even unremarkable people can be creative, which is not only awesome but also genuine to playing with lego

-used lots of common minifigures and sets because the animators actually liked the source material (lego bricks)

The minecraft movie trailer

-has taken seemingly 0 inspiration from the game or from fan creations (the only thing they've kept is that stuff is blocky, but they haven't made that accurate to the game or to any fan material I've ever seen)

-has placed real life people (unceremoniously, with bad green screens) into the animated landscape to ruin any feeling of immersion

-has jack black playing the iconic every-man character, which given it's jack black will almost certainly be wierd and goofy rather than normal and relatable, and has focused the story on a set of people from a different world, so undoubtedly the story will be nothing to do with how creativity and trial and error and learning from your mistakes can get you back home (hey that's the plot of Minecraft the game isn't it) but will be about saving the Minecraft world in all its whacky fun time zaniness

I'm not saying that people shouldn't try their own stories, but why make it a Minecraft movie if it isn't like Minecraft and I'm not saying that mixing animation styles and live action doesn't work but this is a step back to pre-roger rabbit quality imo

I'm so hoping to be proven wrong but I'm certainly not going to watch it unless i hear some really good things afterwards