probably posting about Wednesday. if im posting about twilight pray for me. I don't what I'm doing here. neither does god. the universe wept the day i was born but i think that was unrelated to me

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Sick And Tired Of Being Told To Stop Saying Im Better Than The Gods. The Only Reason Arachne Is A Spider

sick and tired of being told to stop saying im better than the gods. the only reason arachne is a spider is because she wasn't very good at weaving

I on the other hand, am better than the gods at weaving and therefore will experience no issues


More Posts from Sharklovingcriminals

call me gnarls barkley the way I'm criminally insane

gee golly now wouldn't it be a shame, wouldn't it be unfortunate, wouldn't it just be so tragic if someone were to say for instance can i have a million dollars please

one thing about me is I can't say no

just emptied a coffee sachet into my mouth swallowed it dry and typed an essay about a fictional gay person its 5am and i have an incredibly pressing deadline my life is going down the drain

always funny when you're watching a documentary and they say "there's evidence that [insert ancient peoples here] were recycling" like that should be interesting, cos yeah obviously what did you think the ancient egyptians were chucking single use plastic into landfill?

A Fistful Of Paintballs Remember When This Show Was About Community College?

a fistful of paintballs 🔫🎨 remember when this show was about community college?


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