What If ... Lars Plays Lars?

What if ... Lars plays Lars?

Lars being dead is really the only barrier against him playing Gil in fictionalized biopics of Agatha’s life, huh.

I think, if Tarvek actually ruled all of Europa, he might let Gil run it. 

However, he would loudly proclaim that everything was incorrect (while it was just the two of them and Agatha and close friends around).

Publicly everyone would think Tarvek was actually running the show behind Gil's back and it’s really just a sham so that Wulfenbach can feel like he’s still important even though Tarvek’s the Storm King.

And privately ... he would be doing just that so that he could take some of the weight of responsibility of Gil's shoulders

... but not because he needed to rule

Just to be helpful.

And then one day Gil would find out

And as retribution, Gil would make Tarvek run the entire show

And loudly critique every misstep. 

While secretly, but really not so secretly, running around being a hero and inspiration to everyone

But really

Everyone's staying in line

Because they're scared of Agatha

And Agatha still doesn't understand why everyone's scared of her

Since she spends most of her time going from place to place

just you know

accidentally improving things

so all the farmers have WAY better tractors and Agatha's coffee machines are all the rage She hates repetitive work, though, so her coffee machines are rare too and one day she stepped in a pile of poo, so now there's an army of clanks that pick up poo and make it into fertilizer and send it to the farms

And at some point the coffee machines start replicating themselves but none of them are quite as good as Van's

and woe-to-the-person who tried coffee from a 5th generation one and couldn't understand why everyone liked Heterodyne coffee so much

but everyone's still somehow scared all these machines Agatha just leaves behind everywhere

is one day going to just take over their souls

(This originally stemmed from wondering if Gil would let Tarvek run the Wulfenbach empire. And the answer to that is most definitely yes and totally by accident. You know, like all those things that are causing Gil to not sleep? Tarvek could probably just handle them in his sleep. And just let the boys rest.)

Just another gem from @nopunattempted

I feel like the blank lines probably are like over the course of at least a year ...

Truth or Dare

How old were you the first time you thought about kissing someone?

Tarvek: Eight.

Gil: Really? You never told me about that? We were best friends… why didn’t you tell me about that?

Tarvek:

Gil:

Tarvek:

Gil: ME?!?

Zoing didn’t originally have a hat.

But with all the jagerkin around, it was inevitable Zoing heard about hats.

It wasn’t so much that Zoing got along with the jagers.

Just he was very impressionable.

And jagers always were talking about hats.

Hats seemed important!

Some had feathers.

Some were very, very small.

All of them had great colors.

There were the ones with wide brims.

Some were pointy on top!

Some were taller than Zoing.

Zoing always had a new hat to tell Gil about.

Till one day, finally, Gil acquired a hat for Zoing.

Zoing’s very own hat!

Suddenly, the jagers were very aware of the blue arthropod’s existence.

Especially this one hatless jager.

Zoing felt sorry for that jager.

Until the jagers all tried to pounce Zoing.

Tried to snatch Zoing.

Tried to squish Zoing.

They also thought Zoing looked pretty tasty.

Gil always managed to stop them.

Even when he was not much bigger than Zoing himself.

Somehow.

Still, this happened a lot.

Especially after the Baron let slip his son needed extra training.

Zoing got very good at running with tea.

Gil got very good at fighting jagers.

To this day, Zoing remains undefeated.

I’ve been thinking nonstop about Zoing with a little cup of tea running from a pouncing jager. I’ve thought about it so much I’m now half convinced this must already be art given how well I can visualize it. If you art, would draw this, and take commish, message me?

Zoing didn’t originally have a hat.

But with all the jagerkin around, it was inevitable Zoing heard about hats.

It wasn’t so much that Zoing got along with the jagers.

Just he was very impressionable.

And jagers always were talking about hats.

Hats seemed important!

Some had feathers.

Some were very, very small.

All of them had great colors.

There were the ones with wide brims.

Some were pointy on top!

Some were taller than Zoing.

Zoing always had a new hat to tell Gil about.

Till one day, finally, Gil acquired a hat for Zoing.

Zoing’s very own hat!

Suddenly, the jagers were very aware of the blue arthropod's existence.

Especially this one hatless jager.

Zoing felt sorry for that jager.

Until the jagers all tried to pounce Zoing.

Tried to snatch Zoing.

Tried to squish Zoing.

They also thought Zoing looked pretty tasty.

Gil always managed to stop them.

Even when he was not much bigger than Zoing himself.

Somehow.

Still, this happened a lot.

Especially after the Baron let slip his son needed extra training.

Zoing got very good at running with tea.

Gil got very good at fighting jagers.

To this day, Zoing remains undefeated.

I’ve been thinking nonstop about Zoing with a little cup of tea running from a pouncing jager. I’ve thought about it so much I’m now half convinced this must already be art given how well I can visualize it. If you art, would draw this, and take commish, message me?