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Zoing didn’t originally have a hat.
But with all the jagerkin around, it was inevitable Zoing heard about hats.
It wasn’t so much that Zoing got along with the jagers.
Just he was very impressionable.
And jagers always were talking about hats.
Hats seemed important!
Some had feathers.
Some were very, very small.
All of them had great colors.
There were the ones with wide brims.
Some were pointy on top!
Some were taller than Zoing.
Zoing always had a new hat to tell Gil about.
Till one day, finally, Gil acquired a hat for Zoing.
Zoing’s very own hat!
Suddenly, the jagers were very aware of the blue arthropod's existence.
Especially this one hatless jager.
Zoing felt sorry for that jager.
Until the jagers all tried to pounce Zoing.
Tried to snatch Zoing.
Tried to squish Zoing.
They also thought Zoing looked pretty tasty.
Gil always managed to stop them.
Even when he was not much bigger than Zoing himself.
Somehow.
Still, this happened a lot.
Especially after the Baron let slip his son needed extra training.
Zoing got very good at running with tea.
Gil got very good at fighting jagers.
To this day, Zoing remains undefeated.
I’ve been thinking nonstop about Zoing with a little cup of tea running from a pouncing jager. I’ve thought about it so much I’m now half convinced this must already be art given how well I can visualize it. If you art, would draw this, and take commish, message me?
I am a fucking artist.
@girlgeniusevents Day Three: Jagerkin & Crossover
wayne just has absolute jäger energy.
in the middle of a fight he stops to shop clothes off the guy he defeated
he believes in hats
his relationship with hats is unmatchable
book 1 plot is he loses his hat and tries to get it back
he's undyingly loyal
eager for a fight
knows how to start a bar fight
brawler in an age where there's shooty things
thinks getting shot at is a form of affection
absolutely would go up to someone and say "nize hat" (and eat it off their head)
inspired by one of my favorite panels of girl genius.
oh, and if they weren't stick figures, wax would be pulling him back by his suspenders.
I was going to say this is so incredibly unfair. WHY would you pit jägers against each other? And then I realized, no no, 100% fair to have jägers fight. THEY'D LOVE THAT.
SO
VOTE OGGIE! Oggie wins this one for me simply cause of this supremely casual moment of I bite a hat.
(What? Deja Vu? I posted about this last week? Caught me red-handed you did. But then you'll understand my bias and why I'm landing with Oggie this fight.)
BUT HOKAY. MAXIM wins The Hat off Ol' Man Death mit de sottle no less!
(From Maxim Buys a Hat)
Poll Administrator... I'm realizing now you've caught them without their hats on... and I'm here posting about them getting hats... Which means there's only one way to end this post!
Look at how proud they are of their new hats. LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THEIR SWAG!
(Is this post actually hat acquisition propaganda?)
(Yeah, yeah it is ...)
Round 1