{*REQUESTS OPEN*}18+ only I will block you if I find you are a minor. I’m 27 , It/Itself/they/them, polyam/bisexual.I put gross naughty stuff about sexy fake men here, Yes I post dark content, no I don’t proofread anything, we die with honor I run a sfw blog, good luck finding it lmao.
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thinking about fukunaga so hard rn.
No thought just tsukki being mean, teasing/degrading me until I have to begging to take care of me because he’s made me so incredibly h0rny.
but like who started the idea that fanfiction writers are somehow bothered by enthusiasm for their work???? cause i see posts all the time like “do writers really want to talk with us about their fics? Do writers really want long comments? I dont want to bother them” and i just think its absolutely ridiculous????
ofc i want to talk to you about it, and would love to hear you go on about it. i took time out of my real life to write this stuff down so we could all share these characters!!! the idea that you’re bothering a fanfiction writer, a fellow nerd, is absolutely crazy
hey i made a quiz for which hq school you’d attend. u can take it if u want!!
Asking the Haikyuu boys to shave your pussy-
A/n: Don't ask me where I got this idea from ☉_☉
The best groomers in town -
Oikawa, Kita, Akaashi, Semi, Kai, Alisa, Kiyoko, Saeko, Osamu (he is the BEtTEr twin ya hear me?! Jk Tsumu stans pls don't hate me🙏),
*Blushes furiously like a virgin but agress anyway bc they wanna see your kitty from every angle*-
Asahi, Hinata, Tanaka, Yachi, Kindaichi, Yahaba, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Koganegawa, Akiteru
The serious, straight laced dorks who works on it with precision like it's a mine feild-
Goshiki, Hoshiumi, Shirabu, Ushijima, Hyakuzawa, Aone, Daichi
Agrees right away but you end up fucking halfway through the bathroom instead-
Suna, Kuroo, Atsumu, Yaku, Tendou, Futakuchi, Hanamaki, Daishou
Himbos that misunderstands and eats you out instead bc they blanked out after hearing the word pussy -
Bokuto!!, Taketora, Terushima, Nishinoya, Lev, Komi
Tells you you don't need to do that bc you taste better in all your glory-
Iwaizumi, Matsukawa, Kiyotani, Leon, Aran, Sugawara, Konoha, Komori
Agrees only after A LOT of coaxing + a deal with an equally personal favour from you-
Sakusa!, Kenma, Kunimi, TSUKISHIMA
sugawara the type of boyfriend to fuck you in the bathroom at every and any social gathering
Friend: “Got any weird fetishes?”
Me:
*grabby hands* yakunii and yuunii
Yaku-nii: dumifacation/infantasizing(is that the right word?? Treating you like a dumb baby ya know), stuffing (gotta be sure your eating right), Dacryphilia, blow jobs, praise, face sitting.
Noya-nii: flexibility kink??(he wants to bend you till you break), calling him “nii-nii” makes him pop a boner, everytime, doesn’t matter where, hardcore praise kink(he just loves you so much), struggling/wrestling kink (wants you to try to get him off of you), prey and predator, pet play.
WAIT WE CAN ASK ABOUT NIICHANS???
Yes!!! Always!!! Nii-chans are the reason I started this blog lmao!!
also just in general, OMO W KONOHA?? HIM PRAISING YOU FOR HOLDING ON
Aaah I love omo, but he really loves comforting you when you can hold it anymore,
You drag him into the nearest ally, panting and clutching at your jean clad crotch, “Aki, i-i can’t! Can’t hold it!,” you whine desperately, he immediately shields you from anyone who might look down the ally, hand coming to pet your face gently, “it’s okay baby, just go and I’ll carry you home, just..just let me,” he boxes you in his hand leaving your face and slotting itself between your legs, fingertips presse against your covered slit, the heel of it pressing into you bladder, “ okay baby, you can pee now, I’ve got you,” he whispers into your ear nipping at the lobe softly, the dam breaks and you flush as you piss your pants, the warm liquid soaking the denim of you jeans, as well as konoha hand. Once your done, he picks you up, using the back road to get back home, knowing no one will see you there, the whole way praising how far you got, how hot that and you are, and whispering all the things he plans to do to you once you get home.
K-Kenma-Nii- Yes pLEASE 😎🤏 😳🕶🤏
Tw:incest
Kenma(nii-Chan edition): Dacryphilia, Somno/drugging, exhibitionist (loves to fuck you while in mic , or revive head while streaming) , innocence kink, is a sadist, words of affirmation, omo, challeng fucking(aka, you have to play this game/beat this lvl while getting plowed, and he won’t stop till you win), partner sharing(kuroo only)
akaashi, tanaka, and daishou?
Akaashi: praise!!, office sex,....cuck(but like only w/bokuto), impact play(really likes riding crops), blindfolds
Tanaka: femdom, pegging, spanking(giving and receiving), blowjobs, daddy kink.
Daishou: degradation!!, omo!!, biting, choking, he’d love to smack you, Dacryphilia, basically wants to ruin you completely.
nishinoya, yaku, and konoha!
Nishi: pegging!!!, praise, edging!, femdom, biting
Yaku: biting!, size kink, dirty talk, voyeur and exhibitionist,...I also feel like food okay is up his ally.
Konoha: omo, spanking, hickies(is that a kink? Sure) tying your hands/arms up(but not full bondage), also...I feel like he would start an argument with you, just to have make up sex.
Me too me too!
give me a character and I’ll tell you what kinks i think they have
Aaaaahhhh thank you all so so much!!!! ILY all so much!!! I’m so grateful for 500 followers!
poor widdle kitty can't even pop his knot bc you aren't touching his dick at all. and since there's no pressure, he's just stuck being hard until you let him loose or you finally take care of him. And if you DO untie him? He's instantly got you in a mating press and he's gonna fuck you so hard you'll never even think about tying him up again(you definitely do though :>)
Ohohoh~ I love it 😍
As soon as the last rope was untied, he had you pinned to the plush carpet, your legs pushed up on his shoulders, as he quickly sinks his weeping cock deeply, growling deeply into your ear. The pace he sets is mind numbing, switching from deep hard thrusts to just grinding his cock as deeply as he could get it once his knot started to swell locking him in place as he pumps you full, smoothering your face with kisses, “gonna look so pretty, all full with my kits” he mumbles into your neck.
tying up kitty yaku in rut and pulling his tail just to watch him whine and growl bc he can’t escape and breed you like he wants to
Yeeessss! I’ll never get enough neko Yaku! Never!
He gasps and struggles fruitlessly, you were confident in your rope work, he wasn’t going anywhere till you let him. You stood behind him, massaging and tugging on his fluffed tail, each pull earning you a gasp from the brunette male, his back arches as he stuggles against the chair again, “ awe poor kitty cat, is this too much for you?” You tease, smiling devilishly, he shakes his head slowly, “n-no!! Ne-need more please!, want to breed you, need to,,” he babbles, you reach up and pet his twitchy ears, “ then keep being my good boy just a bit longer okay baby?” His only response is a loud whine as you resume playing with his sensitive tail.
I’m in love with this anime I found on Crunchyroll! It’s called Uma Musume Pretty Derby and it’s amazing, it’s so full of wlw and I love it so much!
Yaku comfort fic
Gift for my friend @liberhoe , feel better 😘
Your deep sigh gets the attention of Yaku, who’s relaxing on the couch next to you. He glances over to see you rest your head on your desk and groan. Quickly shifting on the couch before calling you over, “Baby, hey come take a break and come cuddle,” he holds his arms open for you, quickly you get up and make your way to him, practically melting in his arms as you get comfy. Yaku presses a kiss to the crown of your head, all while playing with your hair and rubbing your back softly, “Just take it easy honey, you’re working so hard, you deserve rest too!” He settles back on the arm of the couch, letting you lay fully on him, “Take a nap, I’ll be here when you wake up, you’re doing great, take some you time.” He closes his eyes, humming softly to lull you to sleep.
Who’s your top 10 haikyuu bois? I’ll go first
(1) Fukunaga
(2) Kageyama
(3) Kenma
(4) Yaku
(5) Noya
(6) Tanaka
(7) Goshiki
(8) Tsukishima
(9) Daishou
(10) Lev
Honorable mention; Kogane, Kyotani, Suga
Reblog with your top 10
Tagging: @liberhoe
Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:
Push off a cliff
Kiss
Marry
Set on Fire
Wrap a Blanket around
Be Roommates with