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"keep the oxygen moving, and your mind working."

- kuroo tetsuro

|💕:scenario | ✨: headcanons | 🎼: playlist |

kuroo tetsuro:

generally dating him✨

all too well (song fic)

- spotify playlist:

dancing with kuroo testsuro 🎼

kenma kozume:

generally dating him ✨

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"you should have come to shiratorizawa."

- ushijima wakatoshi

|💕:scenario | ✨: headcanons|

|🎼: playlist | 🦋: drabble/ficlet|

semi eita:

general:

being in a relationship with him ✨

easy (a songfic) 🦋

- spotify playlist:

loml, semi eita <3 🎼

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general crushing on tsukkishima kei headcanons

☞ literally said i’d do kuroo when i wasn’t sick anymore (bc he’s my numba 2 fictional husband) bUT i’ll do him at some point lmao

☞ IM BACK ish. im really busy since it’s school wrap up week so i won’t be active much this week either. i’ll try to upload tho. gn! reader

CW: my language. what a surprise. LMAO.

yams knows he has a crush before he does

TSUKKI WOULD DENY FOR THE LONGEST TIME UNTIL HE’S LIKE “well shit”

many say he teases you less, but i think he teases you more but more playfully instead of harshly.

he steals looks at you from afar

yams: “tsukki! you’re staring at them again!”

tsukki: “urusai yamaguchi”

yams: *snickers*

you would tell yams about your crush on tsukki so he’d help you out with dealing with the salty tall ass.

he’s subtly more thoughtful towards you

like if your pen runs out of ink there’ll be a pack of new pens on your desk the next day

or if you didn’t have time to drink water/your favorite juice one day, he’d buy it for you and say you’re dumb for not taking time to care for yourself (out of care)

he would be SO willing to study with you if you asked but he wouldn’t cave in immediately to hide his eagerness

if you tell him about something he’d listen so intently but act like he doesn’t care cares for you sm

an example of this is making you walk home with him and yams every night so he knows you’re okay

he’d play it cool around you and wouldn’t really stutter or be nervous, but he’d blush a lot.

he is nicer towards you despite the teasing.

indirectly asking yamaguchi for advice

yamaguchi is the BESTT WINGMAN

he’ll purposely leave you guys alone or give hints/tips for tsukki to do something sweet for you

if you aren’t in school he’ll miss you/your presence

has a playlist on songs that reminds him of you/you like/recommended to him

tanaka and noya and suga probably tease him for having you around all the time and say he’s hiding his relationship from the team

(tanaka and noya prolly dont know he likes you tho. suga prolly does and bugs him all the time 💀)

just a big ass tsundere but is really 🥰 deep down for you 🤚🏼🤚🏼

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dating kuroo tetsuro headcanons <3

LITERALLY LOVE HIM SM (him and aren kuboyasu are tied for my fave anime boys)

he’s such a dork and i need a girl version of him pls i’m so hashtag lonely.

gn! reader. CW: me cursing a few times lmao

okay we are doing CANON KUROO AND NOT FANON BC FANON HIM IS SO BAD LIKE TF :|

in my mind, i think kuroo would start to like you/fall in love with you once he gets close to you and builds a bond with you

prior to dating, he’d put science puns and jokes in your notes and books to make you laugh

if you understand them and are also a massive nerd (not an insult bc i am too 💀) you’d tell him some too and his heart would beat sO FAST

teases from yaku: “just marry them already”

but once you guys date HE’S SUCH A SLY BITCH BUT HE’S SUCH A GREAT PARTNER

he’s a snake (not daishou) sometimes but all the teasing is just for fun

HE LOVESSSS STUDY DATES

whether you need his help to understand a hard concept, or you’re just working in each other’s presence with snacks, and comfortable silence, he’s in for it.

bragging about you to daishou

them having s/o bragging/competing sessions

you and mika chan are just there like 😀😀 bc you guys get along so well despite their rivalry LMAOOO

he loves to take care of you. like if he goes out on his morning run and you’re still asleep when he comes back he’ll make you guys breakfast

CORNY ASS PICKUP LINESSSS they’re so bad they make you laugh so he just keeps saying them

he calls you honey, love, babe, SHAWTY BC ITS FUNNY AHAHAHHA

yamamoto being so jealous kuroo has a HOT AND AWESOME s/o literally crying

hanging out with kenma a lot. he doesn’t think you’re overwhelming and thinks you’re good for kuroo so he warms up to you and you guys get along really well.

standing there like 🧍🏻with akaashi when bokuto and him get into their shenanigans

ALL THE THIRD YEARS/HIS FRIENDS WONDERING HOW HE PULLED YOU

“who knew he’d be able to get someone like them”

“damn what poor soul fell for you”

“I DIDN’T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU”

cue kuroo literally walking away from all the teasing

omg tickle fights with him that’s so cute pls

he calls you his/the team’s lucky charm

every time they score a point he finds you in the stands and smiles at you

FOREHEAD AND HAND KISSES PLSSSS

i think he’s a hopeless romantic so he’ll do the mushiest gushiest stuff with you

like coffee shop dates, kissing in the rain, and all the other cliches

he lovesssss when you play with his hair

even tho he likes taking care of you, you have to take care if him from time to time bc WE DON’T WANT OUR ROOSTER TO OVERWORK HIMSELF DO WE

he’s captain and in college courses so he has to keep up. but sometimes he forgets to take a break and you need to stop him by literally pulling him away.

the looks he gives you are filled with so much love. his smile, his eyes, his blushy cheeks. he’s head over heels for you dear and he certainly shows it.

I IMAGINE HE HAS SCHOOL GLASSES LIKE FOR HOMEWORK OR READING AND HE LOOKS SO FINE WITH THEM.

you’ll steal them when he’s using them from time to time and he’ll be like babe really-

on rest and lazy days he loves staying in bed and cuddling you. it can be silent or you guys can watch a movie it doesn’t matter.

playing with his face- i feel like he’d have a squishy face and you like to poke his cheeks.

he likes holding your face in his hands 🥺

when he walks you home he intertwines your hands together and swings them while you tell him about your day.

if he sees you in the halls at school or through classroom door windows, he’ll smile and give you a wink.

even tho he may seem really confident in his flirts and actions, that doesn’t mean his heart beats 50 miles a second every time he does them

no matter how long you guys are together, you’ll always make him trip over his words or make him blush furiously at times

still flusters you back bc he sucks (jk <3)

loves when you nuzzle into his neck when cuddling 🥰

dancing in the kitchen late at night

stargazing 😩

AND LITERALLY SM MORE CHEESY SHIT. WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE HE’LL LITERALLY TREAT YOU SO RIGHT AND WE LOVE OUR NEKOMA CAPTAIN.

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pamamanhikan with timeskip! half-filipino! iwaizumi hajime

creds/request from my bb @nanaomiomi (I MISS YOU SM MWAH)

if you don’t know what “pamamanhikan” is, DW I DIDN’T EITHER LMAO

pamamanhikan: meeting your partners family/parents. (traditionally: groom meeting the bride’s family to show marriage is not between just the two people, but the entire family) (ty for telling me <3)

non-gender specified! filipino!reader (idk if it works gender neutrally so i didn't add reader pronouns) enjoy! cw: light language

CONGRATS READER YOU’RE ENGAGED TO KUYA HAJI 🥳🥳

both your families decided to keep filipino tradition, and do pamamanhikan.

you guys agreed, so now iwa and his family are on his way to your house.

both of you have met each other’s families before, and your families know a little bit of each other, so it’s mainly a "get to know each other" session.

when haji’s family arrives, they bring some gifts like their family adobo, wine, and soda.

your family made some delicious food like lumpia, sinigang, and turon for desert. (lumpia: eggrolls, sinigang: sour soup with vegetables and meat, turon: banana with brown sugar wrapped in spring roll wrapper; fried.)

the parents introduce themselves to each other and it’s going really smoothly! the conversation is general and small.

after the small talk, haji will ask your parents for your their permission to marry you.

HE’S LOWKEY SWEATING HIS ASS OFF EVEN THOUGH HE’S SURE EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE

“nay, tay, pinapayagan kong magkasal si y/n?” (mom, dad, will you allow me to marry y/n?) (nay and tay is used a shortened version of nanay and tatay, as a nickname used by your partner in this case)

“oo. pwede yan hajime” (yes. that’s allowed hajime)

claps and cheers from you and his family. (you guys def call him out for being nervous and he denies it)

now, in celebration, you guys eat dinner! sm good fucking food god bless and your families get to know each other.

your moms compliment each other on the foods they cooked, share recipes, and cooking tips.

your dads talk about work and about you two.

again, they’re getting to know each other so they talk about themselves, where they’re from, their jobs, etc.

you and haji will have small conversation while they have their one on one talks and you’ll tease him even more for being nervous from earlier.

“awww was my fiancé nervous on what my parents would say 🥺”- you

*shoves food in your mouth* “no. i don’t know what you saw mahal ko” (mahal ko- my love)

giggles from both of you AND YOUR FAMILIES GIVING YOU TWO THE KILIG LOOK (kilig- giddy feeling toward romance)

you guys won't have many plans for your wedding yet (this is happening a few weeks after he proposed), but you’ll share the little information you two have planned so far like who’s being invited, attire ideas, and a vague idea what the venue will be like/when it would seasonally be.

BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE EMBARRASSING STORIES FROM YOUR CHILDHOODS

you guys will die of embarrassment before you even get married

your dad will show baby videos that are really funny and haji’s parents will show embarrassing photos they didn’t get the chance to show you yet.

(watch one of them be haji’s messy face after eating ice cream HAHAHAH)

all of the parents will give you two advice for married life and relationships in general like to trust each other, make time for each other, never go to bed angry, and more.

CUE THE “kung nasaktan ka yung baby ko sapakin kita hajime ha.” FROM YOUR DAD LMAO (if you hurt my baby i'll punch you okay hajime.)

*nervous gulp* “opo tay” (yes dad)

OFC IT’S JUST A PLAYFUL JOKE BC THEY LOVE HIM BUT just a warning

“hoi, y/n. kung hihirapan ka kasi tigas olo si hajime, sabihin mo sa akin” - haji’s dad (hey, y/n. if you have a hard time because hajime is stubborn, tell me)

“why am i being attacked” - haji

“same to you hajime. i'll throw my tsinelas at y/n” - your mom (tsinelas- slippers)

“WH- WHY” - you

laughs from all of you guys

overall it was a great experience and really fun night for everyone. all of you are now well acquainted and your parents might hang out together sometimes bc they have SO MUCH CHISMIS and enjoy each other

“sige. we’ll be heading out!”

“ingat kayo!”

you kiss haji goodbye and YOUR PARENTS WILL KILIG: “eeeee!!!”

I HOPE YOU ENOYED THAT BB! i tried my best to research to make pamamanhikan accurate as possible but it may be vague.

I RELIED SO HARD ON TRANSLATION SITES FOR THIS PLS MAHIHIRAPAN KO SA TAGALOG BWISIT

if you have any more requests, leave some in my asks :)

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half-filipino!iwaizumi and reader make oikawa try balut for the first time (scenario/hc)

creds to @jesus-christ-super-ace for the idea mwah mwah mwah

reader is implied as filipino and gn!reader as always.

this is more of a platonic writing between oikawa and filo iwa and reader, but there’s a hint of ✨relationship✨ for you and iwa.

for dialogue, t=tooru h=hajime y= you

CW: LOTS OF CURSING LMAOO OUR CURSES SOUND SO BAD TRANSLATED INTO ENGLISH 💀💀

god i hope my characterization for oikawa is accurate enough 💀💀

this all started when oikawa and iwa chan made a bet.

if iwa lost, he would have to take oikawa out to lunch, but if oikawa lost, he’d have to try balut. (balut: duck embryo that is boiled and eaten from the shell)

oikawa ended up overestimating himself and lost to iwa chan.

iwa tells you about the forfeit oikawa has to do, and YOU IMMEDIATELY WANT IN.

i saw a post that said oikawa was prolly a sore loser and I 100% AGREE esp in this case. oikawa alr knows what balut is, AND HE DOES NOT WANNA EAT IT

he’d act all whiny, come up with reasons how iwa didn’t win, and avoid the forfeit at all costs. i mean i don’t blame him IT’S AN EMBRYO.

so here you two are. LITERALLY dragging oikawa from his house to yours to force him to eat balut.

t: “NOOO I DON’T WANT TO. STOP. KIDNAPPERS. I DON’T KNOW THEM.”

h: *bonks oikawa’s head* “PUTANGINA KA SHITTYKAWA GUSTO MO SAPAKIN KITA?? (you bitch (there’s really no exact translation for putangina mo) shittykawa you want me to smack you??) THIS IS YOUR CONSEQUENCE FOR COMING UP WITH THE BET IN THE FIRST PLACE”

t: “BUT IWA CHAN YOU ALREADY SAPAK-ED ME. Y/N-CHAN HELPPP” (HIS TAGALOG WOULD BE SO SLANGED TOO PLS)

y: “do you hear something hajime?”

h: “nah. i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

t: *proceeds to whine even more*

when you three finally reach your intended destination with the balut waiting on the table, oikawa tries to bolt out your premises, only to get thrown over iwaizumi’s shoulder.

h: "don't make us tie you down gago" (gago: asshole/bitch. just an insult LMAO)

iwa would offer to eat one first himself to show oikawa it really isn't a big deal even though his O.A ass still thought otherwise.

if you also like balut, you'll eat one with haji saying how delicious it is and how oikawa is really missing out.

if you don't like balut, (like me) (DON'T ATTACK ME PLS I HAVEN'T HAD IT IN A WHILE I'LL TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME I HAVE IT TO SEE IF MY OPINION CHANGED) you'll try it with oikawa to make it better.

omg oikawa gags so many times bc he really doesn't wanna do it and you and haji are just like

"gago ka pala :|. kainin mo na. ang tagal ka." (son of a bitch :|. just eat it you’re taking too long)

during the time tooru stalls to eat the damn thing, you and haji are sharing other snacks like boy bawang and skyflakes like the power couple you are.

t: "iwa-chan, y/n-chan :(((( stop flirting it's gross"

y: "by the time you're done that SINGLE balut there won't be any choc nut for you so bilisin mo." (choc nut: filipino candy bar. bilisin mo: hurry up)

both your eyes are literally glued to him so he won't spit it out or run away again.

when he FINALLY decided to eat it he'll close his eyes so hard and sadly chew it.

y: "how is it"

t: "i don’t like itt"

h: "too bad you only ate half of it when you have to eat the whole thing."

he'll eat the rest while downing some mango juice (gina brand ofc)

his review is literally "never again. no. i respect your food but it's not exquisite in my taste bud's opinion."

in addition, you and tooru managed to come up with a plan yourselves. you guys literally have telepathy, and knew what the other was thinking with one mischievous look. iwa was so sus tho.

t: "iwa-chan!! what is this called again"

h: "anak ng- choc nut"

y: "you mean CHOC ON DEEZ NUTS" (I'M SO SORRY I LITERALLY CAME UP WITH IT IN THE MOMENT I HAD TO INCLUDE IT BAHAHAH)

you and oikawa just burst out laughing while iwa is there like 🙂🩴

haji is literally about to grab his tsinelas (slipper) and sampal (slap) you guys right there and then. he will def take away the choc nut and make tooru eat another balut. (joke lang...unless? 😟)

after the balut shenanigans, the three of you will hang out and continue to eat filipino food oikawa is actually familiar with, be chismosas (gossipers or “tea spillers” in modern terms), and do what you all do on normal hangouts. all of you get to third wheel each other LMAOO.

I HOPE THIS IS OKAY I REALLY TRIED LMAO

GUYS ARE YOU PROUD I DIDN’T USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE AT ALL FOR THIS SCENARIO :DD (if something is wrong filo moots pls tell me 😀)

i should start tagging my kuya iwa supporters. lmao. @jesus-christ-super-ace @nanaomiomi <3 yall frfr 🤪

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hi darling whenever you can I’ve been thinking about your general dating____ headcannons could I get one of those but with Kenma? <3

ITS TIME FOR MY KENMA KIN TO SHINE LETS GOOOO

GOTCHU BRO EAT YOUR FOOD

gn! reader enjoy! CW: i say HELLA once

general dating kenma kozume headcanons

kenma is someone that falls in love very gradually over time.

you became friends bc you were introduced to kenma by either kuroo or hinata.

he’ll probably know about his feelings when he catches them, but is super denial about it to others, like kuroo.

kuroo obviously thinks that’s bs and tries to be the best wingman even tho you guys got together without his help 💀

ENOUGH BACKSTORY ON TO RELATIONSHIPS

you have to make sure he’s taking care of himself. staying hydrated, taking breaks, eating meals, etc.

he likes when you sit in his lap while he plays games.

perceptive towards your actions and feelings and gives HELLA GOOD advice.

doesn’t show pda. HE DOES LOVE YOU but he gets uncomfortable about it and is awkward. he’ll hold your hand once in a while tho.

he was also very awkward at first when it comes to affection and expressing his feelings to you.

in private you can be as clingy as you want LMAOOO he likes cuddling/touching you.

while cuddling he likes laying his head on your chest (vice versa) or putting his head in your lap. he’s still playing games tho.

on the occasion he isn’t playing games when cuddling, he’ll wrap his arms around your waist.

he also likes putting his head on your shoulder.

you guys don’t go out much for dates. they’re mostly stay at homes, and you guys will just play video games.

ie: the date being an animal crossing island date or playing minecraft in your shared world. (that’s such a common hc but pls i see it)

on animal crossing dates you'd go to the museum and take pics at the beach

BUT if you also like to play video games, you guys will play competitive games like smash and trolling people on COD.

he loves when you wear his hoodies and shirts but won’t openly say it. he just blushes.

HE TELLS LEV NOT TO PESTER YOU IF YOU VISIT HIM AT PRACTICE AHAHHAHAHAHAH

kuroo teases you two to no extent esp when he first finds out

YOU AND KUROO ARE INSTANT BESTIES OFC

he can’t really cook or bake, but he’ll make apple pie with you as a bonding activity

HELPING 👏🏼 HIM 👏🏼 DYE 👏🏼HIS👏🏼HAIR👏🏼

YOU MAKE HIM SMILE SO EASILY

likes when you talk about your day to him

he does little things to show he cares :) he also likes to give you gifts both in before and after the timeskip.

i hope this suffices. it’s pretty vague and short so i might make a pt2 in the future.

stan ken ken tho 🤚🏼🤚🏼

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being in a relationship with semi eita headcanons

HEHEHE @nanaomiomi FOR OUR BELOVED SEMI BC HE’S UNDERRATED AF :|

i literally love him sm i just want a warm ol hug from him :))

SIMPS FOR SEMI ENJOY <3 gn! reader

HIS SMILE IS SO AHHHH 😩😮‍💨😩😮‍💨🦋🦋🦋

he’s a bit of a tsundere but only before dating and in the early stages of your relationship.

tendou would’ve teased him about his crush on you before dating and he’d be SOOO annoyed.

like tendou would give him the “oooo it’s your crushhh” look. and smirk at him a lot.

tendou would also hint at you and semi on your crushes on each other

he wouldn’t be like >:( tsundere but he just doesn’t make his feelings obvious/known to you, and tells you to shut up if you do things that make him blush.

he just doesn’t wanna embarrass himself or mess up pls 🙄🤚🏼💕

he isn’t tsukki level tsundere but he’s like iwaizumi in a way. THINKING ABOUT IT HE’D BE A LOT LIKE HIM LMAO.

he would be kind to you and be genuinely interested in things you do/what you have to say.

but he was a teensy bit shy at first

reon def had to calm him down before his first date with you AHAHAH

“semi, don’t panic tm! everything will turn out great. don’t lose your head”

“i’m not panicking. i’m not even nervous i’m perfectly chill. cool headed.”

*cue the blanked face stare and blink from reon* LMAO

ONCE HE GETS COMFORTABLE IN THE RELATIONSHIP HE’S SUCHHHHH A SWEETHEART

you guys would have matched black painted nails. (YOU GUYS WOULD DO EACH OTHERS NAILS IM SO SOFT)

omg bonus you’d have a matching white/glitter nail on the same finger 🥲🥺

he makes playlists with songs that remind him of you or playlists for you in general.

he sends songs that reminds him of you.

HE GIVES YOU THE SOFT SMILE HE LOVES YOU SM

literally has sm love and adoration for you it’s insane

he writes songs for/about you

if you guys are chilling together you can hear him softly humming songs he recently got into.

or when you guys are going to sleep he’ll hum or softly sing until you fall asleep

WHILE HE DOES THAT HE KISSES YOUR TEMPLE WHILE PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR GOD I LOVE HIM #im in need of a female semi

i headcanon that he pushes himself to work harder and overworks himself since shirabu became the regular setter.

you have to reassure him that he’s enough and HELP HIM NOT TO OVER WORK

his pet names for you include hummingbird (PLS I HEADCANON THAT SM), my love, bub, babe.

HE LOVESSS giving you forehead and temple kisses omg.

in public he’d hold your hand or put his arm around your shoulder.

TENDOU BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH TEASING YOU TWO AGHAHAHAHA

“ahhh young love. isn’t it cute?”

pls tendou would take sm pics of you two tho and you’d ask him to send them to you

he likes playing the guitar for you.

if you don’t know how to play he’ll try to teach you sometimes and then kiss your hand if you complain that your fingers hurt after 😩😩

if you do know how to play, if you play a song, he’ll pick a riff or fingerpick the song along with you.

sitting on his lap to do his eyeliner for fun.

blasting “i wanna be yours” by arctic monkeys while making out 😮‍💨😮‍💨

suppperrrr attentive. like he always checks up on you and makes sure you’re doing okay mentally and physically.

you’re his personal stylist and he asks you on opinions on his clothing bc tendou said he “looks uncool” in casual clothes 💀💀

HE GETS ANNOYED WHEN TENDOU CALLS HIM SEMI SEMI BUT IF YOU EVER CALL HIM IT HE WON’T MIND <3333

all in all, i love semi sm :,). GOD #i need a female semi pt.2 <33

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watching trese w kuya iwa and oikawa hcs? 👁👁

bestie romeo back at it again with the kuya iwa hc ideas.

BEING FR- I FORGOT A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO THIS IS PROLLY VAGUE

gn! reader (ALSO: t = tooru oikawa; h = hajime iwaizumi; y/n = you)

CW! SOME SPOILERS FROM TRESE. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL. ALSO, slight language

watching trese with oikawa and half-filipino! iwaizumi

you and iwa would’ve watched it already, but oikawa brings it up one day when he sees it while finding what to watch on netflix.

t: iwa channn, y/n channn!! did you watch that new filipino anime that came out on netflix yet??

h: yea what about it?

t: CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WITH MEEE I WANT TO WATCH A FILIPINO ANIME WITH MY IRL FILIPINO FRIENDS PLEASEEEE

y/n: im down!! we can educate you on our culture and myths too.

you’re all either at oikawa’s house or haji’s, but if you’re at haji’s, he’ll have filipino snacks for all of you to really enhance the experience.

we got everything like boy bawang, balut, oishi shrimp chips, piattos, otap, pancit canton, literally anything bruh. (choc nut for nuno)

you and hajime will be cuddling on the couch or be closer to each other than oikawa and he’s there third wheeling like 💀💀

t: huh it’s getting a little cold in here don’t you think

h: *throws him a blanket* here that’ll fix it

I FEEL LIKE OIKAWA IS A MOVIE/SHOW TALKER

like in serious parts he’ll shut up and pay attention but otherwise he’ll just be talking and asking about it at random parts sm you’ll have to rewind a lot.

t: ooh what’s that

y/n: it’s a duwende

t: *tries to say it for the next 5 minutes*

y/n: tooru i will throw this remote at you i’ll help you learn it later just sh for now

HIM BEING LOWKEY SURPRISED/SCARED AT THE ASWANGS AND WHEN HE SEES NUNO

t: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

h: nuno is a spirit of the elderly. if you don’t say “tabi tabi po” on their property they will curse you. he reminds me of you.

t: IWA CHANNNN ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY 😞

y/n: 😀☝🏼 NO well maybe BUT NO IT’S BC YOU’RE A CHISMOSA TANGINA (chismosa: gossiper. tangina = bitch)

when moments like the prison attack happen with the thing with the prisoner, he actually wants to chat about it and his opinion before the next episode. it turns into a whole deep conversation.

this makes watching stuff with oikawa so fun and worthwhile.

you guys would be watching in tagalog dub and he’d be shocked to find out some of the things haji calls him are so rude.

t: OH HE JUST SAID WHAT YOU CALL ME IWA. YOU CALL ME A GAGO- … I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MEANS IM TALENTED 😞

WHEN THE WIND ELEMENTS GET THEIR PRIZE OF GETTING LAID BY KAMBAL (pls that was so humorous i can’t) OIKAWA MAKES SM SMUG COMMENTS you guys end up laughing a lot.

t: woah ho ho getting action i seee 👀 kambal went to town that night hehe

during the final battle he gets so upset when everything starts going wrong.

t: WHY’D THEY KILL CAPTAIN GURRERO WHAT

t: KAMBAL AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHY WHAT ARE THEY DOING NO

don’t forget his tagalog would be pretty slanged but he’s trying

lowkey predicted the ending tho. he’d be like “is this some ending where the lesson is family is stronger than anything or something”

5 minutes later: “Malakas nga ang lukso ng dugo, pero hindi matitinag ang pamilya.” (the bond of blood might be strong, but the bond of family is stronger)

t: I KNEW IT HAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

you and iwa: SHUSH WATCH THE DAMN SHOW OIKAWA

all in all, oikawa would really enjoy trese. he likes the folklore and he got to learn more about his besties.

he finds all of the aswangs and creatures very cool and interesting even tho they may look ugly/scary to him.

he liked that it was funny and really showed the culture of the philippines. he ofc would say all this to both you and haji.

he would text you two in the middle of the night that he got a nightmare of a tiyanak or xa mul. you guys would lowk laugh but reassure him they aren’t real for like two weeks.

he’d also swear he saw the white lady of balente drive while walking home from practice even though we’re in japan???

you guys wouldn’t express it, but you guys both appreciate oikawa enjoying it and his willingness to know more about the legends and myths from where you two came from. oikawa def knows you two feel this way tho.

BAM DONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE BESTIE ROMEO I ENJOYED WRITING THIS.

aoba johsai masterlist

tags: @nanaomiomi @jesus-christ-super-ace

Heyaaa!! I am a writer and I accept requests!

Info:

Fandoms I will write for-

• DSMP

• Arcana

• Obey Me! Shall We Date

• Red Shoes and The Seven Dwarfs

• Haikyuu!

•Jujutsu Kaisen

What I will write for-

• Fluff

• Angst

•Maybe Yandere

What I will NOT write for-

• NSFW

• Violence

Also you can call me Dy/Dyana! Pronouns she/her ☺️

It's Halloween and for November 1 to 5 I will do a matching special with you and the fandoms on my list! Just send info about yourself! Hope you enjoy lovies!

Hi hi this is my first time requesting so here goes nothing,

If you could, may you do some of the haikyuu boys and/or girls getting mad at someone bulling y/n because they're chubby and stutters a lot,

🍊-anon

by the way you're awesome and here's a hug ⊂((・▽・))⊃

🍊! I didn’t add the stuttering part since I didn’t like how it came out when I tried to incorporate both, so I chose the former since I myself am on the squishier side of things- (I also chose different experiences of having a body like that so it could relate to a variety of people!)

also, no, you're awesome- asdfghjkl ⊂((・▽・))⊃

  - another little side note, I used "bottoms" so you could decide if you wanted to wear the skirt or the trousers :)

Bokuto Kotaro

I will just start out by saying that this man right here LOVES an s/o with a bit more squish, like I just have a strong feeling on this

okay okay but on to the scenario :

Let's say you're the official but unofficial third manager for the Fukurodani boys volleyball team. The second and third years know you very well by now since you've been at all their games, practice matches, and practices ever since you started a friendship- and then relationship- with Bokuto

But the new first years obviously have no idea who you are; you'd gotten to the gym early so you could meet with Akaashi before practice, which meant there was no one to introduce you to the new guys

"Hey boys, do you know if Akaashi-kun is here yet?"

Some didn't look up at all, a few raised their eyebrows, and only one answered you with a normal expression, "Oh, no! I don't think anyone has gotten here yet except for you, miss!"

You smiled, "Thank you!" turning to walk away, you were stopped by a hand tugging on your bottoms. Startled, you smacked the hand away and spun back around, "T-The hell?!"

"Your bottoms aren't proper for someone of your...body type."

Your inhaled sharply, "They’re perfectly fine-” You were interrupted by a laugh, and someone grabbing at your tie.

"You don't look like someone who belongs in a gym, why're you even here? To ogle at all our senpai?"

You didn't get to answer that as someone brought their hand down and gripped the boy's wrist tightly. Looking up, you grinned at the sight of your boyfriend, "Ko!"

"Hey baby owl." His tone wasn't as happy as it normally was, his eyes were dark, and they were trained on the boy with his hand still around your tie. “You got a problem with my little owl, first year?”

“N-n-no s-sir!” 

Akaashi was there to yank your tie out of the first year’s grip, “This is L/n Y/n, the third manager of our team- and Bokuto-san’s partner.” 

Bokuto released the boy’s wrist, “If you ever even breath incorrectly in their direction, I’ll kick you off the team in a heartbeat and make sure no surrounding schools will accept you on theirs either.”

You were now properly astonished as you watched the first years scramble away. Did someone hard wire your boyfriend wrong this morning?

“BABY OWWLLLL! I’M SORRY I DIDN’T GET HERE SOONER, BUT I SAW THIS CUTE KEYCHAIN AND I WANTED TO GET IT FOR YOUUU!” 

You looked down to where Bokuto’s arms were circling your thighs with drooped down hair and a pout. Nope, still the same sweet boyfriend.

Miya Osamu

I also get vibes that he loves squishier people, like especially if they got some more weight from all the food he’d been feeding them. Like : “yes, that’s my s/o, and yes I feed them good.” Proud to show you off extraordinaire

Alright so let’s say you’re sitting in the cafeteria with ‘Samu, ‘Tsumu, Kita, Aran, and Suna. All of you were just chatting and having a nice lunch, with you trying out a new bento that Samu had wanted to try out

To no one’s surprise, the twins had many fangirls that would make their way into the cafeteria just to catch a glance at them. Also to no one’s surprise, they didn’t exactly enjoy your presence.

“This is really good, ‘Samu!” You giggled at the shine in his eyes as you said that before picking up another piece, “I see you staring holes into the food, ‘Tsumu, you want a bite?”

The blonde twin perked up, leaning over to bite it off the chopsticks before ‘Samu’s hand was shoved in his face, “You don’t deserve to eat the food I made!” 

Everyone watched in exasperation and amusement at their bickering before a different voice caught everyone’s attention.

“Neither does this pig, don’t you think you should be cutting back on all the food you’re eating?” 

You blinked, surprised she had the balls to say that in front of all your friends- and Osamu himself. A small grin crossed your features; you loved when ‘Samu said his usual retort. 

Grey eyes locked onto the girl coldly, feeling disgusted with how short she’d pulled her skirt up, “Why would they need to watch what they’re eating? They like my food, and the more they eat, produces more of them for me to love.” He palmed at your stomach gently.

That was always his response, and it always set loose butterflies in the same stomach he absolutely adored. Usually it would be over after that, but she’d picked a very protective audience.

“That’s my future sibling-in-law you’re talking about, pig.” Atsumu’s voice was colder than Osamu’s glare. 

Suna had turned his phone, still recording, to face her and angled it down to where her skirt bunched at her waist, “Could you be anymore pathetic? Look at all that fabric you pulled up before waltzing over here like new born bambi.”

Kita smiled at your snort of amusement, happy that her comment didn’t seem to bother you. “Say anything of the sort to our manager again, and I’ll report you to the Principle for bullying, body shaming, and running around with your bare ass hanging out.”

Everyone’s head snapped over to the Captain, surprised by his words before bursting out in laughter. The girl had yanked her skirt down and scurried off, embarrassed, while the whole cafeteria started to laugh as well.

Your friends- and boyfriend- were amazing.

Tsukishima Kei

This man. This salty salty man. He would not give any fucks about your weight- he wants you to sit/lay/jump on him and he wants you to do it now. In private, there is rarely a second where some part of you isn’t laying on him; he loves the warmth, he loves the comfort of your weight against him- he just won’t function if you don’t let him love your body

This time we’re gonna go with you, Tadashi, Akiteru, and Kei were out at a cozy little dinner- Akiteru’s traditional treat while he was home from college. The staff there loved the four of you; you always came together, always when the elder was back from college. 

The owner’s granddaughter had just started there recently for fall break and was unaware that the four of you were regulars- she was sent to wait your table while the two brothers were browsing the deserts section

“Hi, how may I help you two? Are you on a date? That’s so cute!”

Tadashi blinked, before waving his hand politely, “Oh, no no, Y/n and I are just friends! She’s dating the light blonde one over there! We’re here with his brother while he’s home from college!”

You smiled at his lack of nervousness, nodding along before looking back at the girl, “We’d like to wait for those two dorks before ordering, if that’s alright.” Surprisingly, you found yourself shifting nervously at her stare.

“Wait- you’re dating the skinny blonde one? Seriously?” Her eyebrows were raised and her eyes danced with amusement. “This is a joke, right?”

Now Yama got nervous as his eyes went back and forth between you and the waitress, “U-um, n-no, they’re r-really dating...” What was he supposed to say- this has never happened before! Least of all here!

“But he’s so...skinny. You look like you’d crush him, if we’re all being honest.” 

Your hands gripped at your sweater before feeling someone slide in the booth next to you : It was Kei, with Akiteru standing beside him. 

“Didn’t your mother ever teach you any manners? Or does she just not love you?” Kei’s voice was flat while he looked at her expectingly. While he waited for her answer, his hands found your thighs and pulled them over his lap so most of your lower body was on top of him. “Oh, my apologies, she probably left when you were little.”

Tadashi started to snicker, “Don’t call her out like that, Tsukki, it’s probably still a sore spot since her dad probably didn’t want her either.”

A grin danced on your face before you cleared your throat and looked at Teru innocently, “Hey, Aki, mind asking Miss Obanai if we can have a new waitress?”

Kei watched his brother nod and walk up to the counter so he looked back at the girl, “Well? Mommy’s calling, better go answer before you miss it.” He glanced down at your love-stricken face and fought down his blush, “Next time, punch her.” 

“Tsukki, you can’t tell her to do that to people!”

“I dunno, Yama, maybe I will~”

— haikyuu boys with an anxious reader

warnings: none C:

note from nia: more comfort for me <3 the stuff listed is based off my personal experience & friends !

orders food for you, tells the waiter when your order is messed up, the one to talk and pay at checkout, takes your wrappers to the garbage can across the room, presses send on texts or emails when you ask, makes sure you're included in the conversation with new people (if you want to be), doesn't force you to join games/events

tanaka, matsukawa, lev, yaku, kuroo, bokuto, iwaizumi, oikawa, kindaichi, goshiki, koganegawa, atsumu

lets you play with his fingers, walks you through breathing exercises, never leaves your side at events with loads of people, makes a code word for when you don't want to talk or want to leave, has a routine ready for after a long draining day, never takes it personally when you take a while to respond

daichi, tsukishima, kenma, semi, osamu, sakusa, shirabu, hanamaki, tendo, suna

asks for and writes down any triggers, puts your big events/projects in his calendar, listens to your favorite playlist with you before them and has gifts/dates ready for after, buys you fidget toys/any sensory things that help, helps you practice for presentations with a soft reassuring smile, can tell when you feel anxious and quietly offers for both of you to leave

yamaguchi, ennoshita, sugawara, asahi, kuroo, akaashi, aran

cheers you on before and after doing something out of your comfort zone, purposely embarrasses himself if you do (falls when you fall), distracts you when you're feeling anxious, plays along when you use humour as a coping mechanism, has a special ringtone for you in case you need help at anytime (and just because he loves you), always offers to go to new events with you so you have a safe person

hinata, nishinoya, tanaka, bokuto, oikawa, atsumu, tendo, lev, yamamoto, koganegawa

reads up on anxiety/panic attacks/etc. as well as coping mechanisms on his own time, sends you anything he thinks might help, reminds you to take your medication, asks if you want someone to listen or advice before a rant, if he has already done something you need to do he will list out what to expect (the specific places you'll need to go/things you'll need to do, etc.)

kageyama, tsukishima, daichi, iwaizumi, ushijima, kunimi, kyotani, kita

holds your hand in crowded places, lets you rest your head on his chest or shoulder when taking a break, presses a kiss to your forehead and says "good job", always hugs back without asking, chooses where to sit on the bus for the both of you, makes sure you know you can end a call whenever you want to

sugawara, akaashi, iwaizumi, kyotani, aran, osamu, suna, sakusa

i’m your biggest fan <3 (repost)

fanboy!au where you’re their favorite character in the show haikyuu!! gn reader. Some suggestive but no actual nsfw

kuroo

lurker stan who snaps when you start gaining popularity and doesn't let anyone forget that he was there ‘since the debut date'

will refuse to believe in any au! where you're not single

absolutely haaaates the love interest you have in canon and his line of defense against it is "cant they just be friends? yall are lame for shipping them when all they did was hold hands and kiss a few times lmaoo"

has a private insta account for fanarts

if the mangaka ever releases post time skip material where you're with your love interest kuroo literally gaslights himself and others into believing it's just a cover up

if he sees someone wearing hq merch in public he'll be like "oh, my sister likes that show. who's ur favorite?" and then judges them based on their answer

the opposite of bokuto, he finds other y/n stans annoying and sees them as competition

so possessive of you and thinks he's the only one who truly actually loves you

makes hcs in his head of icks for you and forces himself to love you regardless #scorpio

tries to write y/n x reader but it's all so obviously self insert

"y/n ran their hands through your messy black hair and tugged your 6'5 frame in for a kiss"

when ppl come at him for not being inclusive he says it's just his style of writing

anon: "um u literally put your name in there. your name is tetsurou isn't it?"

starts putting a header with "dont like, dont read. haters and antis will be blocked on site 🙃"

only kenma knows about his obsession fixation and its only bc he saw kuroo's laptop wallpaper once (you setting up for a serve with your shorts riding up your thighs a bit)

bokuto

never actually watched hq, but saw a post of you on his dash and fell in love

bases all his knowledge off of fanon opinions

religiously checks character polls to see where you're at

makes a bunch of burner accounts to vote and posts the poll link on his personal fb

pops into his relatives' dms to get them to vote for you. 

"hi great auntie hope the surgery went well <3 this is bokuto's son kotarou btw!! i went to the potluck last year lol. anyways can u just click this link and vote for 'y/n l/n' please?? thank u <3 ur new hair looks great <3″

buys all fan merch specific to you; your game jersey, a replica hoodie you wore in season 2, a cosplay of your school uniform, etc

absolutely wears it in public with no shame and will geek out if anybody recognizes it

"how do you feel about [main character]?" "who??? idk them lol. anyways so about y/n..." 

literally doesn't know anything about the show but is obsessed with you

on tinder puts "its ok if ur not but looking for someone like y/n l/n😍😍😍" in his bio

oikawa

oikawa sitting crisscross applesauce on the floor in his room, booty shorts and a crop top with his hair back in a pink bunny hairband surrounded by bergamot grapefruit candles, holding a piece of frankincense "i am in the world of haikyuu. i am y/n l/ns boyfriend. there are infinite universes." jdksla

"soft stan" to the death (🙄) he will never. lewd. his. baby

a y/n apologist even if ur pre-redemption arc

makes a tumblr account just so he can reblog fanfics and comment "this is ooc lmao" or "my angel would never"

the one making fan theories

will skip class even if he has an exam to see the hq movie in theaters

goes in sweatpants, sunglasses + crocs and keeps his hood on the entire time

obnoxiously shushes anyone who talks during the movie but gasps loudly whenever u come on screen

somehow finds a way to bootleg the movie in 4k and takes a bunch of screenshots of u afterwards

posts the best pics on his fan blog with an obnoxious ass watermark over your cheek

only reads smut to "quality check" them 🤨

daichi

an actual soft stan

if he sees any sexy content with you he will blush hard as he reports the user for inappropriate conduct

reads oikawa's fan theories and feeds into it

asks questions on anon like "what do you think of y/ns character development in episode 7? what does this tell us about them?"

sits and stares at his wallpaper of you for an unhealthy amount of time. swears he needs to do it in order to sleep properly

suga gets him tickets to a convention and he cant sleep the night before

literally vibrating in excitement when he gets there and goes straight to all the vendors with your merch. 

he's so hesitant to buy anything but he can't look away and hovers so bad jdksks

side eyes anyone who has naughty fanart of you or sexualized cosplays

asahi and suga surprise him with your nendo at the end of the day and he bursts into tears right there LMAOO

ushijima

casually reads the nastiest smut in public with a straight face jdkskak

"toshi, come get dinner!" "ok, hold on, mom. after they come." "after who goes where? did you invite someone over, honey?" he doesn't respond and keeps reading.

sends the same request to multiple blogs. "hi y/n getting creampied by a tall male reader who has strong legs and a wide chest." "can you write y/n x male reader breeding kink please" "male reader x y/n + prompt 24 'gonna take all my cum like a good slut, right?' please"

if tendou is reading shounen jump and you're in it, he'll read over tendou's shoulder from like three inches away

tendou stops lending him them bc toshi never returns it or he gives it back a week later with crinkly pages HMMM

has a large poster of you over his bed

speaks to it like you're a real person.

"sweetheart, i bought groceries today. you like fruit, right? me too. let's eat."

sits there on his bed eating an apple and just straight up vibing next to your poster 

this is how he heals himself

suga

an exclusive stan. he doesn't believe in being a multi stan

will cut you out from group shot posters and pin it on his 'my dream future✈️💸💘' moodboard

somehow has 17k followers from only posting phd level y/n x gn!reader fluff and grammarly sponsors his posts

but his likes are filled with straight filth

tries to convert everyone into a y/n stan 

makes a "what kind of person you are according to your fave in hq" as an excuse to lowkey roast everyone who isn't you

has a licensed figure of you and sometimes he rubs a finger over your ass oh boy

leaks raws and spoilers from his sideblog

kageyama 

tries to make fanart but has no skills. posts his stick figure drawings anyways and warns all 2 of his bot followers to 'not steal or use without permission'

you know that girl who brought her life sized hq cutout to take her senior portraits? that's him and his y/n cut out 

frames the photo and keeps it by his bedside

reads smut on the train with his screen at 100% brightness

someone snaps a pic and he becomes a meme but he doesn't care

even if he hates your favorite foods, he forces himself to eat it

has a small picture of you in his wallet and watches it lovingly on the way home when hes not reading smut 

sees someone with a keychain of you in public and stops functioning 

jaywalks across the street and goes straight up to ask them, "where did you get this? how much was it? can i buy it from you? do you have more?"

unironically looks into those marriages where people marry anime characters/inanimate objects 

genuinely thinks you’re a real person in the world somewhere and believes in soulmate!au irl

his therapist needs a therapist

masterlist

this is so. fucking. ADORABLE.

i've been rereading this for the last 10 minutes while smiling like an idiot

bf!suna who has an album of you filled with pics and the often stupid videos he takes when he’s feeling silly with you.

bf!suna who has a video of him standing behind you whilst you’re reading a book on the couch and his hand is in the video, faking a jerking off motion to you til you notice and then he releases his hand like he just finished.

bf!suna who has a video of you sleeping where your shirt has ridden up that your boobs are so close, if you stir in your sleep again they’ll, for sure, pop out. and in the video is another stupid clip of his hand, shaking madly while he gently (and reluctantly) pulls your shirt down, hand still shaking like it’s the hardest thing to do.

bf!suna who has another video of you sleeping and he’s just poking your cheeks softly, occasionally pinching them as well.

bf!suna who has a video of him creeping up behind you while you’re doing the dishes and he proceeds to cup your ass while bouncing it in his hand “hey everyone, back with another, this time featuring my girlfriends ass—with a review!” You obviously proceeded to wet him with the dirty sink water (he’s done this before, many, many times.)

bf!suna who has a video of you drunk and crying to the ending of coco while clinging to his side. his lips are pursed together while he’s giving you the nastiest yet nonchalant side eye, nodding once and a while to your complains, “this boys family is a menace Rin! Can you believe that?”

bf!suna who has a video of you squashed to his chest because your shirt is off out of annoyance to the heat of summer. You were bathing in the new chill of having no shirt that you didn’t notice he’s taking a video of him cheering silently while your side boob and his side of his chest are in view, mf is cheering like a teenage boy.

bf!suna who has a video of him randomly coming up to you and pressing your foreheads together while he opens his mouth wide in a funny way. You’re grimacing and he’s just in a silly mood to mess with you.

bf!suna who has a video of you walking from the water in your bathing suit, it flips back to him who falsely claims he’s been shot through his actions, “I’ve been shot by sexiness, someone help me,” it cuts after he pretends he’s dead on the sun-chair.

bf!suna who has a video of him after he’s done being your professional photographer. He pretends he’s taking more, going around you while you laugh, “look here, baby, yes! perfect! one more ms. Suna! Give me fierce!” Completely doesn’t care about the public walking past.

bf!suna who has a video of him pretending to be a YouTuber again. He has a cute headband on and a pink face mask on along with you who is busy doing a lip mask,

“hey everybody, welcome back! Today I am venturing into a women’s skin care,” you punched him in the chest playfully, “excuse you, i’m not just a women, thank you very much,”

he chuckled, “right, everyone, this is my beautiful, sexy, caring, and perfect girlfriend #soon-to-be-wife.” (he whispered that to the camera, hoping the songs playing on your speaker was loud enough.)

And finally, bf!suna who has a video of you crying while laughing after he just proposed, your quite literally balling and this mf is just smiling while cradling you to his side, “#not so soon-to-be-wife anymore!”

bf!suna who just loves those videos so much (and taking more) that he hopes his storage doesn’t run out soon because he’s on his last storage plan.

OKAY BUT HEAR ME OUT. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT TO SHARE SOME OF MINE.

bokuto uses bar soap for everything. hand soap, shampoo, body wash, conditioner = bar soap. it probably makes his skin hella dry oof. he also uses kids' toothpaste and the fukurodani team always judges him during training camps. bokuto thinks it tastes better than minty toothpaste

kuroo uses 5-in-1 shampoo D:

daichi does not know how to properly open a bag of chips. he's the dude in class that always spills chips everywhere because he puts too much strength in his arms for no reason but he cannot for the life for him open a jar

ukai wears toe socks while takeda-sensei wears toe shoes. change my mind

asahi doesn't know how to use dry shampoo, so sometimes his hair is just white because he doesn't brush it out and it looks kinda nasty. shimizu had to teach him how to take care of his hair

when tendou showers, he sticks his stray hairs on the wall and makes "hair art" (like swirls or something) his mom always yelled at him to stop as a kid but he liked to be a menace

goshiki can't sleep with the fan on cause he thinks it'll fall on top of him during the night

kindaichi always pushes doors that are supposed to be pulled (vice versa) man doesn't look like he really reads signs tbh

kunimi takes a fist full of candy from the free candy bowls at restaurants with a straight face. sometimes he likes to look directly at the person at the front desk while he does so out of spite

koganegawa doesn't know the national anthem so he mumbles it every time it plays and hopes no one can hear him

iwaizumi has to do the L-technique with his hands on the wheel when he's driving because sometimes he forgets his left from his right in the moment

terushima doesn't know how to recycle

c’mon, can we bring into circulation the embarrassing and weird headcanons of the hq guys...? like they’re a bunch of dumb boys and I just KNOW there’s a treasure trove of material out there to share… for example:

hanamaki absolutely cannot dougie. for the life of him. he's watched the music video a million times and practices the dance in front of his bathroom mirror every night, but he has 0 control over his body when it's time to hit the dance floor and does this weird pathetic wiggle that has the girls around him dying of laughter

aran has a satchel he wears occasionally when going out and the twins call it his “man purse” loud enough so that other people on the street can hear them

osamu sprayed his mom’s perfume into his mouth when he was a kid to see if it tasted as good as it smelled (it didn't)

bokuto will put two volleyballs under his shirt when it’s break time to annoy konoha and call them his “volley-boobs”

kuroo accidentally called his homeroom teacher "mom" once when asking for help on a homework question and now goes red in the face whenever he has to talk to her

tendou used to have "ninja" as his dream job when he was in elementary school and well into middle school because of his obsession with naruto (and he still says dattebayo sometimes too...)

matsukawa will occasionally say "ruh-roh" like scooby under his breath when taking exams

futakuchi didn't know you had to wash your bath towels on a weekly basis because he thought that him being fresh out of the bath equated to both him and his drying towel being clean

ushijima didn't correctly connect his airpods to his phone for the first week he got them, so whenever he went on a run he would blast the music from his phone speaker while thinking his airpods were kind of weak on the sound...

terushima once put mentos into his mouth and drank a bottle of coke because he thought the coke would shoot out of his mouth like a fire hose, but instead he choked on the mentos and nearly died

hinata used to think that kony would kidnap him in the middle of the night in 2012 even though he lived in japan

oikawa once tried to rev his engine when waiting at an intersection to impress a cute girl who stopped next to him, but he forgot to shift his car into park and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of him

You’re Safe | Sakusa Kiyoomi

Pairing: Kiyoomi X Reader (female) 

Genre: MAFIA!AU, dad and husbando tehe, fluffy, action? thriller??

Author’s Note: mafia 🤝 protective 🤝 domestic father figure 🤝 SAKUSA

Warnings: k*lling, blood, vivid imagery, LONG, language

gif from @rivaillerose​ 🖤

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Haikyuu boys who’d be into mutual masturbation pt.1

A/N: I’m gonna do a part two probably with kuroo and kenma. Lmk if you’d like to me do any other characters :) And if I have missed out anything in the content warnings then please tell me. NSFW under the cut.

Includes: Suna Rintarou, Oikawa Tooru.

Content Warnings: Masturbation, degradation, praise, phone sex¿, slight edging and denial, all characters are aged up (as per the timeskip), slight timeskip spoilers.

SUNA RINTARO

Being a world famous athlete had its perks but also its downfalls. The downfall being that Suna couldn’t always be around you and sometimes you’d have to go months before seeing each other.

It was just one of those days when he missed you and you were miles apart. He video called you and as soon as he saw your flushed face he was struck with an intense need to touch you.

You, unaware of what went through Suna’s head, excitedly spoke about your day and telling him a funny story about what happened at work today. He hummed and gave you half assed responses, but his eyes were trained on your pretty plush lips.

“Baby, I need you”, he interrupted you mid-sentence. “Oh, so you didn’t listen to a word I said huh” you laughed out.

“What do you want me to do then Rin?” you asked him with lust in your eyes. You looked at Rin, leaning against the headboard, in his black tee, fingers adorned with rings and you felt warm all over.

“Be a good doll and take your top off for me” he commanded in his gravely voice. He adjusted the camera so you could see the bulge through his sweatpants. You gulped and did as he told you to. Upon seeing your nipples he groaned out loud. “Play with them for me, do what I’d do if I was there” he said so as he palmed his erection through his sweats.

Gosh you were a pretty thing to look at. Skin flushed with arousal, fingers tugging at your nipples, face scrunched up in pain and pleasure. Oh and the sounds you made fuck, Suna knew the day he saw you, he’d devour you. He pulled his dick out of his pants and played with the tip slowly, throwing his head back in pleasure.

Seeing Suna like this did something to you. “Rin please can I touch myself, I need it so bad” you whined. “Yeah baby, show me how you play with your pussy when I’m not around.” You adjusted the camera to show him your pussy and how you played with it.

“Gosh you’re so wet baby, I bet if you put a finger in now it’d slide right in.” You slide your index finger in your wet cunt and both you and Suna moaned at the intrusion. He was fisting himself with an increased fervor, his eyes half lidded and fully trained on the picture of your pussy in front of him.

You slid another finger in and rubbed circles with your clit with the other hand. “Oh god Rin, want y-you so bad. Fuck lemme cum please.” you moaned out. Your pussy clenched around your fingers as you saw how abandoned in pleasure Suna was. “Yeah baby cum for me, put on a show for me.”

You threw your head back and moaned loudly, seeing stars as you finally came. You kept chanting “Rin, Rin, R-rin” as your thick walls kept clenching around nothing. “Oh fuck yeah, fuck you’re so beautiful baby” groaned Rin as he came all over his hand.

You both stayed like that for a while, coming down from your highs while soothing each other. He got up to clean himself and came back with a content smile on his face. “I love you babe and I can’t wait to be back home.”

OIKAWA TOORU

Tooru would use this as a way to tease the shit out of you and make you beg for more. He’d probably also use it as a form of punishment.

You’d been acting like a brat the whole day, giving Tooru the cold shoulder because he was being nice to his fangirls. He always found you amusing when you got jealous so he didn’t really put much thought into it. But it seemed today you were being a bit more stubborn than usual.

As soon as you both got home, you couldn’t stop yourself from taunting him for indulging his fangirls. At first he didn’t take you seriously and just laughed it off until you went a bit too far. “Why’d you even bother coming back home with me? I’m sure one of those whores would be more than happy to indulge you.”

He walked over to you, keeping his hands on your waist. “I know you’re mad baby, but don’t you think you’re taking it a bit too far? How about I show you just how much you mean to me hmm? Would you like that?” he whispered. He bit your ear and you threw your head back unto his shoulders. “Yeah maybe you oughta to do that” you whispered back.

He pulls you with him onto the couch and kisses you all over. His hands unbutton your shirt and push it off your shoulders. You both stay like this for a while, just kissing and undressing each other. And soon you start getting impatient.

Sensing that, Tooru takes your hand in his and makes you fold all your fingers except the index and middle finger. He drags your fingers to your mouth and pushes them past your lips. “Suck them like a good little whore.”

You wrap your lips around your fingers and suck them hard, waiting for further instructions. He takes your hand and drags it all the way down to your throbbing clit and makes you rub slow circles on it. You notice his other hand palming his dick through the pants. “Show me how I touch you baby” he commands.

Eager to please, you push your panties to the side and glide your fingers through the slit before settling on gently touching your clit. He leans back on the opposite end of the couch and pulls his hard length out of his pants. You can’t take your eyes off his pretty dick, it’s tip was flushed pink and your mouth watered. You wanted him in you.

He moves his hand up and down his shaft and stares at you intently. “Do you want it baby?” he asks. You bite your lip and nod your head frantically. “Brats don’t get what they want.”

“You really thought I’d be fine with you ignoring me and giving me the cold shoulder? You think I’d let you get away with being disrespectful to me?” He fisted himself and moaned when his thumb touched his tip. “Now all you can do is watch and the only way you’re gonna cum is by yourself.”

You were frustrated to say the least.“Tooru please I’m sorry okay? I was just jealous” you whined out. “Quit arguing baby, the least you can do is a put on a show for me now”.

You didn’t want to give in to him but god he looked so pretty, especially with his head thrown back and that mischievous glimmer in his eyes had you hooked. The throbbing between your legs intensified as you saw him pleasure himself. You couldn’t hold back anymore.

You collected the wetness on your slit and slowly rubbed your clit. One of your hands travelled to your chest, pulling and tugging at your nipples. You slowly slid one finger into your wet heat and moaned at the intrusion. You toyed with yourself a bit more before sliding two fingers inside you.

“Keep your eyes on me” he gritted out. Your fingers felt so good inside you and it was getting harder and harder to focus on anything but the pleasure between your legs. But you listened to him, not wanting to test his limits, and watched as his hand moved up and down his shaft. His tip was leaking precum and it took all your might to not beg him to have a taste.

The intensity of the pleasure kept building up until you didn’t think you could hold out any longer. “Tooru I’m so c-close” you moaned out, your eyes locked with his. “Cum for me baby, don’t look away” he commanded. Soon enough he reached his peak and came all over his hands. The sight of him in pleasure triggered your orgasm and you moaned out his name as you came, your gummy walls clenching around your fingers.

Tooru got up to get a wash cloth and cleaned the both of you. He then took you in his arms and laid his head on your shoulder. “Next time you act like a jealous brat you won’t even get to cum” he said so in his condescending tone and then kissed you on your cheek.

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HAIKYUU HEADCANONS

Mutual masturbation pt.1, pt.2 (coming soon)

I've been a fan of Haikyuu for like 4-5 years now and I wanna know if Kenna's gamer name is kozuken or kodzuken ?? I always assumed it was the first one because it's for his name kozume kenma and from this manga piece

but like everywhere else like his fandom profile and fanfics and stuff all spell it with a 'd' but why did y'all start putting it like that ?? i don't understand where it came from and it bothers me 😭😭

someonehelpplz :(