Stoner Tanaka Thoughts,

Stoner Tanaka thoughts,

Ok, he’s so pretty normally but all stoned and red eyes, mmm immaculate. He would know all kinds of smoke tricks, talking perfect O’s.

Definitely the king of shotgunning. Imagine sitting in his lap as he takes a long drag from the joint, only to softly cup the back of you neck and kiss you, slowly exhaling the smoke into your mouth. And his hands wander the more stoned you get, just playing with your tits while you writhe and moan in his lap. Like he just can’t get enough of you dazed glossy looks you give him. Soon enough he has you on your knees repaying him for smoking you out.

If you want to see any others please send in a request! I’m in a mood for writing.

Okay soooo,

imagine getting Yachi stoned for the first time?! She’d be sooo nervous about it, you have to light the bowl and do the carb for her because if you don’t she’ll take a huge rip and cough a lung on accident. Her eyes get so red and glossy, and she just has a perma blush.

Gosh she’d giggle at any joke you made and like she’s already tickleish , but being high, it’s maxed out. Lightly drag your fingers over her sides and she’s giggling so cutely, just wow. But no worries because she’ll get her revenge by marking you up!

As she gets higher she’s so snuggly sitting sideways in your lap while mouthing at your neck, giving you tiny hickeys and bite marks, every time you pass to her, she clumsily hits it never quiet knowing her limits. Until she topples you over while kissing you so softly, slowly rutting against your thigh. Hers right between your legs as well so, totally stoned , you two softly hump each other while making out. 

new person: i’m late to this fandom/ship.. there’s not much point writing fic/making art for it is there?

The Fans:

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seeing all these puppyboys makes me drool over shiba inu-hina so happy and excited to be adopted finally, he knows he can be a little rambunctious but he just wants to show you how grateful he is that you picked him!! he's so energetic though, maybe you bit off more than you can chew. on top of that crazy hyper, he's also constantly humping your leg, your ass, your arm even while you're trying to nap. It's time to get him a good daily workout to burn off some of that energy, don't you think? but if you can't be bothered, then at least overstim him until he breaks. He'll be good and obedient once you break him. 💛💛💛

Puppyboy hinata waiting to get adopted made me a bit sad ngl...

Training puppyboy Hinata and helping him relieve all of his pent up energy is a very tiring task. He has no refractory period so if you let him use your body until he tires himself out, it’ll end up with him fucking you to sleep and waking up with a mess of his cum in between your legs.

You’ll find that the most useful tactic is stuffing his cock with a sounding rod.

He’ll get so sensitive with a curved rod stuffed past his little slit! All he can manage is to grip the sheets of your bed as his tail thumps against the mattress. It’s just so brutal when the steel is pushed all the way inside.

When you start to massage his tip in between your fingers, he’ll lose his mind, whine for you to let him finish. Just be warned that if you starting pumping his shaft that he’ll cum on the spot. If you don’t let him cum until his tail stops rapidly moving, he’ll make the cutest begging noises.

Ah, he’ll finish so hard and so much but he’s so thankful! He’s definitely repeating iterations of “thank you, master” as he comes down from his high. Don’t expect him to be able to hold out for so long if you continue to stroke him, though.

Sounding him is one of the only things that will tucker him out in one orgasm.

This newest episode had me thirsting for Yaku and Yamamoto, more then ever before. Send requests about these two while the motivation lasts lmao!!

can we lewd tsukki and akiteru-nii again because wth, what if you managed to convince tsukki that he should fuck you and like the tease he is decided to brag to aki about the matter now aki went back to miyagi and caught the two of you fucking and decided to crash the party djsjdjf

In the zero household, we lewd our Kei-nii and aki-nii for breakfast lunch AND dinner.

Kei eventually gives into your pleading for midweek dick. How can he really resist when his big sis asks so sweetly for his cock? He does require one thing, though.

He tells you he wants a video of you begging for him, to fuck you sensless, so that Akiteru-nii can’t fault him for indulging you in your cravings. You’ll have to get on all fours, tits nearly pouring out of your bra, saying the words, “I need your cock, Kei,” while looking straight into the camera of his phone before he’ll even consider touching you in the way you need it.

But what he really wants is to send it to Akiteru, without context, just to piss him off. And he’ll do just that before proceeding to give you exactly what you want.

Kei is half way to fucking you stupid when Akiteru-nii calls you. You barely can focus on your own breathing as Kei pummels your cervix, so he picks up the call for you. He says nothing, letting Akiteru listen to your whining for Kei to be a little gentler.

“She says that like she wasn’t begging for it twenty minutes ago,” he rears back his hips just to shove his cock even further in you. You have to bite on your hands just to keep from crying out at the stretch, “isn’t that right, Akiteru?”

Your consciousness suddenly gets a lot more clear. Seeing the phone in his hand coupled with his nasty smirk, you put two and two together. What you don’t hear is the sound of Akiteru-nii on his way to the house in the background.

Your hands reach for the phone but Kei keeps it just out of reach. You’re forced to beg for Akiteru-nii’s forgiveness as Kei gets you to cream on his warm cock.

“I-I’m sorry n-niichan...I -ah- missed y-you too much. Needed, nggghh, needed Kei. I’m s-sorry-”

What you have to say doesn’t matter because Akiteru has a lesson to teach you about following the rules when he finally gets home.